Harvest Moon DS Disaster Story
By: Marionic (//Jack//)
Chapter 2: The reason you are all here is the fact that you all lost a huge bet…psyche "Yeah right, says Jack" Yells Rock.
Last time we left the boys of Mineral town and Forget-me-not Valley. They were arguing about the fact that they couldn't build a legit cheese maker without using AR or hax. "That's hacks, or hacking tools." Yells Dr. Trent.
"Who asked you?" asked Jack politely
"Since when were you polite?" wondered Rock
"Hey, rather than arguing the fact that Jack was polite (for once)." Asserted Rick (who started crying for who knows what reason).
"Please finish your sentence!" questioned Kai
"How is that a question?" wondered Dan
"WTF!?! What are you doing here Dan (Flower Bud Village)" screamed everyone.
"I walked here, and why didn't you add a question mark to the end." Wondered Dan…hmm.
"Oh, well, said Dan, well, I guess that I'm going to stay." Aggressed Jack.
"Why…never mind! Just let's just finish the introduction and STOP ARGUING!!!" Screamed Carter.
"Wh…" started Gustafa before Carter used Dan as a shovel and stuffed him into Flower Bud Village.
ANYWAY… so they all decided to finish building a barn. They all got the RIGHT lumber, the RIGHT tools, and the RIGHT people (Gotz)…"Upper case Na…" SHUT UP TRENT!! Anyway, but they didn't have the right accusations. So they treated each other to some fishing lesson with Galen, problem was, Galen was with the girls, along with all of the other adults. So they decided to count the number of times Rock could misspell his own name, WITHOUT A CHEAT SHEET DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!hax!!!!!!!!!!!1!!
"500 more tries." Moaned Jack who looked excited the whole time.
"R-O-C-k…K!" screamed Rock/stuttered Rock.
"Wrong! Spell it again." Laughed Jack who didn't find that funny in the least bit.
"sigh R-O-C-K! There happy?" wondered Rock who wasn't really irritated, but he looked so to have more apples than Gray.
"NO! you have to spell it without sighing and "There happy?" aren't letters." Questioned Jack
"ARE YOU QUESTIONING MY ATHORITY!?!" Screamed Gray, who indeed was not NOT irritated.
"YES! I IS!!!" wondered Trent
"Who asked you!" sarcastically wondered Jack who was feeling generous after Rock spelled his name with a WTFBBQHAX!
"Okay, the cow building is finished." Summoned Gotz
"You mean the "FARM"?" asked Jack, who by now should know better.
"YEP!" screamed Gotz, as he was hit in the head with Dan the shovel.
"You idiot…you don't understand that this is not something we should be knowing about Cheese and ketchup which I tried is good there are no periods in theeis sentence and I are hax" said Jack/Rock who ever you want it to be (misspelling done on purpose).
"Why don't we get back to the story?" asked Rick
"Because, I know everything about the Peanut butter incident and Popuri." Smirked Jack.
"So, she likes peanut butter sandwiches. What's wrong with that?"
"IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY (TIME)!" Sang Jack and Rock.
"You're gonna get sued…" warned Trent, who isn't a doctor since he hurt Griffin and then told him not to drink the water in his bar, yet he can drink Stone oil (Not Rock's, that he has at his house).
"This is the cops! Open up!" screamed a female voice.
"Oh Cr(ainum)…SH(oop da Whoop)…F(rankie)…Snap!!" screamed Jack who quickly opened the door. IT was…
THE END
Psyche! It was Jill and Clair, who were visiting to see how the life on the farm was for the boys, unfortunately for Jack, he actually was sued and taken to jail for 50 hrs and had to do 3 days of community service. Fortunately, his farm was on fire so he didn't have to raise any crops anymore. He made $300,000,000, which in gold was only 0.0000000000001. He came back to his farm half an hour later (from when he left for jail) to talk to Jill and Clair, and Pony, who came outta nowhere and was Jill's twin for no reason (according to Gray).
"So Jack! How are you?" wondered Jill
"Okay I guess…" moaned Griffin, as Jack mouthed the words.
"We decided to visited you all to see how you are doing, and it seems that you have a long way to go…" moaned Clair.
"We could help you, but you might wanna tame the cat and dog." Mentioned Pony, seriously, I don't understand the question.
"What do you mean TAME, Rock was messing with our food bowls and telling us what 2 + 2 equals." Complained the cat.
"Yeah." Said the dog.
"Rock then threw a tantrum JUST because I pulled his hair and rode on his back!" said the cat.
"Yeah!" screamed the dog.
"Then…HE HAD THE NERVE TO CALL ME A BOY, AND GIVE US ENGLISH LESSONS!!!" screamed the cat.
"YEAH!!!" said the dog…no wait he said, "Yeah…wait, you're a girl? HOW COME I NEVER KNEW? AND English lessons at least will help us tell Jack that the bathroom is OVER THERE!!!" yelled the dog.
"What do you mean? I always knew where the bath…" started Jack
"Actually, I'm not entirely sure, but whatever you want me to be……but I'm going to be a girl in this story, because I look like one." Confirmed the cat (If you think the cat is a boy, that's okay, she/he won't show up much…unfortunately, UNLESS you want her/him to)
"Okay, since when could you two talk." Wondered Jack
"Since we were born, but Rock just taught us English." Claimed the dog.
"We also learned some words from you, such as: F(andom)…" started the cat
"UHHHHH Let's not go there…" stated Jack as the three girls and Rick stared at him angrily.
"HOW IN THEWORLD COULD YOU USE SUCH LANGUAGE!!!" screamed Jill
"I didn't…he "she" sorry 'she' said, "FANDOM"!" said Jack
"You corrected your self and apologized to yourself…" said Griffin and Gustafa, who were suddenly depressed to tears.
"I'm sorry, I didn't know…" cried Jack, who then ran into his room and cried on the bed for what seemed like 50 years, even though it was only 3 seconds.
"Okay, we're obviously not getting anywhere!" yelled Cliff, "we much fix up this farm, as Rock just GRABBED A SMASH BALL!!!!!"
"W(ind)T(hanks)F(turkey)1?" They all screamed, "is a smash ball?"
"D(oodle)…I really hope Jack is in brawl." Silented Cliff
"I don't wanna fight." Blued Jack as he beat Rock to a senseless pulp for eating the weeds growing in his yard, even though Rock was fine and Jack ended up in the hospital for shattering his wrist on Rock's perfectly shaped…COOKIES!!!
"I take it that was from Jimmy Neutron (the episode where Carl is fantasizing about Jimmy's mom when they are on the air ship with the garbage man.) THAT's JUNK MAN!!!" screamed Cliff.
I was going to say statues, but they weren't shaped like Leia the mermaid (who I'm going to marry) so I had to reference his cookies, which he baked, but used WAY TOO MUCH basalt (salt with a ba in front of it) making them rock hard (guitar solo).
"Well, I guess that rap's up that story, unfortunately, Rock is going to the hospital to tell Jack that Jill and the other girls are going to stay there and help put everything in order. Why I say that's bad is because this story wouldn't be funny if everything was in order and everything is going to be destroyed in the end anyway, so…yeah." Narrated Blue.
"What? Are you doing here?" questioned Jack.
"I'm the narrator from now on, because I said so and Dan was here before…I was also nominated by Ann and everyone in Flower bud Village decided to help out with the story." Answered Blue.
"OUR LIFE IS JUST A STORY TO SOME KID ON THE INTERNET WHO LIKES TO MESS UP THE LIVES OF INNOCENT CIVILIANS IN GAMES SUCH AS HARVEST MOON?!!?!!?" cried Jack.
"No, it's a comedy, get your facts straight. Oh and I'm 20 so I'm not a kid." Answered Blue, "and what's an internet?"
"OH, the internet is a wonderful place, it's full of so much stuff like…POPCORN!!!" sang Jack.
"EEEHHHH?" glared everyone except the boys, who knew what Jack was really going to say (Cheese, the internet is really for cheese).
Jak served 200 hours of community service and Daxter had to make sure Jack watched the whole thing WITHOUT EATING, SLEEPING, OR BATHROOM BREAKS!!!!! Actually, it kinda was the other way around and Jack did all the work while Jak and Daxter ate cookies. They offered some to Jack every 199 hours, but decided against it, since Jack already ate some of the red grass…no, orange grass…no, wait, red grass…yeah, definitely red grass.
NEXT TIME ON HARVEST MOON DS (DISASTER STORY)!...I don't really know, but I'm sure it will be funny. KEEP IN TOUCH WITH MARIONIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!...(stupid shift + 1)
"but the story isn't ov…" accused Jack, who was done in 1 day…and 2 years.
Next chapter: Chapter 3, THE CHAPTER BEFORE CHAPTER 4 and the one where the harvest sprites spend an endless amount of K…on Futons…yeah, Jack want's to know what futons are.
So, what did you all think, the story will take awhile to get somewhere, but I don't mind, as long as I get to write more funny stories about how Jack beat the mole men on planet aqua with a squirt gun and a flame thrower in electric city, with 3 hp left.
"Jack, CHAPTER 2 is over, for now…" said Gray.
"THEN SAY, "TO BE CONTINUED!" yelled Jack, even though that isn't necessary for obvious reasons.