By the way everyone is 16 in this story and Sasuke came back the previous year and was welcomed back open arms, Itachi is dead T.T and Orochimaru is too, poor Oreo.
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Naruto.
Chapter One
Arrival of the Author's Chaos
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEN
It is a normal day in Konoha except for one thing… it is SNOWINING.
Anyways our favorite avenger is standing on the bridge clad with winter clothes where his teammates are supposed to meet up with him.
'Where the heck are those idiots… and Sakura… AH!! Not again!! Why must I think of her that way, I'm supposed to lack emotion and not care about her silky pink hair flowing in the soft snowy wind as she walks down the streets in her furry parka that clings to much to her and…'
"Sasuke-kun u look dazed?"
Sakura just happened to walk up to him when he was thinking that.
'Ah shit'
"Hn"
All of a sudden, a big swirling blue and pink light flashes up into the sky not to far from the bridge then fades away.
"AHH Sasuke-kun what was that?"
"I'm not sure Sakura-chan"
"… Did you just call me…?"
Out of the woods comes a large wheel like ball of scales rolling straight towards Sasuke and Sakura.
"What the Hell!?"
Right before it would run into them it hops up and unrolls revealing a blond girl with blue eyes, wearing a brown sleeveless shirt covered with a little amount of pinkish plating, yellow skirt with black trimming and black stockings also with brown stockings on her hands up to her elbows.
"WOO HOO!!!!! I actually made it to Konoha!!!"
As the girl looks around Sasuke and Sakura get extremely confused. Then Sakura walks up to the blond girl.
"Umm hello, who are you?"
The girl looks at Sakura and gasps
"Hey you're Haruno Sakura"
The girl runs up and hugs Sakura.
"You…re…. crushing… me"
The girl lets go.
"I'm so sorry I got over excited out of all the anime worlds I've gone to I've never come to the Naruto world before hehe"
Moments of silence and breeze going by later.
"OM GOLF I'm freezing, I need a jacket… oh yah" the girl claps and now she is in wintry attire
Sakura's jaw drops
"Ok, who the hell are you"
"Oh how rude of me I forgot to introduce myself, I am the author but you can call me Saru."
"Saru?"
Sasuke finally speaks up.
"Author?"
"OMG UCHIHA SASUKE… You're hot-Itachi's little brother"
Sasuke's eyebrow twitches
"That's all I am to you"
"Yup" nods
"I hate you" the famous Uchiha glare
Down the road up comes our favorite loud-mouthed ninja Naruto Uzumaki.
"Hi Sakura-chan!! Sasuke-teme!!! Uhh who's this?"
"OMG IT'S NARUTO!!!!!!!"
Saru super glomps Naruto and the topple to the ground
"AHHHHH WHAT THE HELL GET OFF"
"Ok" stops hugging Naruto and stands up
"Yay!! I've met team 7 woo hoo!!"
Saru starts dancing and Naruto walks over to his stunned teammates.
"Guys? Who is she?"
Sakura replies, "She says her name is… Saru"
"Hey wait? Doesn't that mean monkey?"
Sasuke retorted, "Yes obviously, dobe"
"What did you call me Sasuke-teme!?"
"A dobe"
"Teme"
"Dobe"
"TEME"
"DOBE"
They continue to bicker and Saru comes over
"COOL Naruto and Sasuke are fighting I must video tape this"
Saru takes out a video camera and video tapes them fighting for ten minutes straight. Right at the 11-minute mark a big poof of smoke was made and Kakashi appeared out of it reading his book, then the smoke froze.
"HEY, Kakashi-sensei's frozen smoke looks like ramen!!!"
Naruto jumps onto the smoke and bites it and Saru looks shocked
"Ramen!!!!"
Saru jumps onto the smoke too and starts o eat it.
"Yo"
Sakura yells, "KAKASHI-SENSEI YOU'RE LATE"
"Sorry, I was helping an old cat lady cross the street"
"LIAR!!!!"
Kakashi then sees Saru with shiny pointy teeth biting ripping the ice and points at her.
"Who is that?"
Saru looks down at Kakashi and glares at the book.
"Book must die."
She takes out a blowtorch and burns the book right out of Kakashi's hands.
"NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SPWAN OF SATAN GIRL!!!!"
Kakashi mourns over his book in the corner of the bridge. Sakura then steps up to Saru.
"Saru-san, we need to have you see Tsunade-sama ok?"
"MAJOR GASP TSUNADE-SAMA!!! THE HOKAGE!!! Lets go right away!!"
Saru takes Sakura, Sasuke, and Naruto's collars and runs towards the Hokage tower leaving frozen smoke behind.
Kakashi left in his little corner takes out a walkie-talkie.
"Hey Jirayia we have a problem"
Jiyayia's voice comes out of the machine
"You better of not lost your new issue again I'm not giving you another one!!"
"Umm actually this weird blond girl came out of nowhere and burned my precious book with a blowtorch." Kakashi starts to cry again.
"OMG are you serious? That girl must be eliminated where is she now?"
"She is headed to the Hokage Tower with Sakura, Sasuke, and Naruto."
"Alright you spy on them and I'll figure out the rest… ooooo got to go must research for my books. COME TO DADDY PRETTY LADY" walkie-talkie goes dead.
"Alright time to spy, I will avenge my Icha Icha book if it is the last thing I do"
Then he disappears into another smoke cloud.
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That's it for now stay tuned for madness of the weird tales of Naruto!!