Hello, sorry I havn't updated in quite some time, i had to take care of being in a play and getting ready for school but i got it finished, here it is chapter two!!

Disclamer: I do not own Naruto or the cat from Yughioh Gx although my cat is almost as fat.

Chapter Two

Meeting the Hokage… and her Sake HI SAKE!!

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEN

"KAAAHHHSNooo…. KAAAAHHHSNoooo"

Poor Tsunade. All alone in her office with no one around her as she snoozes away, with an elephant full of paperwork on top of her desk.

"Mmm sake!! Dancing sake!!"

Tsunade stands up and sleep dances around her office rambling on and on about sake without noticing that off in the distance something was flying towards the Hokage's window. Is it a bird? A plane? Super-Gai?

CRASH!!!!

"WHAT THE HELL MY WINDOW!!!"

Up from the rubble and glass was little Saru and team seven somehow tied up together in rope.

"Hiyah Tsunade-sama… WOW!!! You look older than I'd thought you'd look"

Tsunade gets multiple cool vein thingies.

"What did you just say!!?!"

Sakura then decides to quickly speak up.

"Ehh Tsunade-sama, a little help here!!"

"Omg Sakura!!" Tsunade goes up and death hugs the three chunins (did I forget to mention that before hehe –sweat drop-) "who did this too you my student!!"

All three of the chunins somewhat point at Saru at a weird way as she starts to sniff the sake bottle.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY PRECIOUS SAKE!!!!"

"MEEP!!"

Tsunade tackles Saru to the ground and the sake slips out of her hands and falls to the ground with everything in slow motion.

Tsunade yelling. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Saru having her tongue stuck out going be-da!!

Sakura gasping

Sasuke being… well Sasuke

Naruto picking his nose with his toe.

The sake reaches the floor and scatters into a bazillion pieces. And as the liquid trickles down towards Saru and Tsunade, our beloved Hokage stands up and starts to grow red and yells.

"YOU DEMON!!! You crash into my office tie up my favorite student and break my SAKE!!!! YOU ARE DEAD DEMON GIRL!!"

All of a sudden Shizune bursts thru the door.

"WAIT A MINUTE!! I thought I was your favorite student!!"

"Not now Shizune I'm punishing this girl"

"Punish her later you said I was your favorite not Sakura"

"Blah blah blah"

Saru walks over to under Tsunade's desk and peers under it.

"AH HA!! I knew you followed me from Gx world!!"

She reaches under the desk and takes out a fat light brown cat with blackish brown stripes down it's back that is holding a TV like remote inside it's mouth.

"Why do you always cause more trouble? I like it when you cause it towards Crowler but not me."

"Meow"

All of the ninja in the room look over at the cat weirdly.

"HAHAHA what a fat cat!!" yelled Naruto.

The cat presses a button on it's remote and Naruto suddenly is hanging upside down tied up on the ceiling.

"WHAT THE HELL, GET ME DOWN FROM HERE!!!"

The cat presses another button and Naruto falls thru a trapdoor towards the second floor.

"Now that's more like it Pharaoh"

Tsunade finally speaks up.

"Now little demon girl, where are you from and why have you come to Konoha"

"Well I am from a place called United States of America and I came because I was bored at home and I found the Naruto portal to come."

Tsunade holds her throbbing head.

"You're telling me you're from another world and you came here for no reason."

"Yah pretty much"

"Umm excuse me," says Sakura "I was wondering if some could possibly UNTIE US!!"

Tsunade sweat drops

"Hehe sorry Sakura. Shizune untie her now."

Shizune unties Sakura and Sasuke.

"So Tsunade-sama can I stay in Konoha for a while"

Awkward silence time.

"HELL NO!!! I will not let you stay in Konoha after what you did to my precious Sake and my student."

"Well here I brought sake for you as a peace treaty to let me stay."

Tsunade grabs the sake from Saru as quick as a ninja and bear hugs her.

"I love you, ya little demon!!"

"Help… big… breasts… crushing… ME!!"

"Meow!!"

Tsunade lets go and says very professionally

"Saru from the Village Hidden in the America, I welcome you to Konoha, I will have you stay with one of our greatest jounins. KAKASHI!! GET YOUR BUTT IN HERE!!"

Kakashi comes inside carrying a glass flask full of Icha Icha ashes

"Yes Hokage-sa… YOU DEMON GIRL!! You burned my precious book!!"

"It's not a book it's po—mmph"

At that moment Sakura grabbed Saru and covered her mouth.

"Do you want us all killed?"

Tsunade clears her throat to get everyone's attention.

"Kakashi you will be keeping Saru at your home until we find a more suitable place and/or when she leaves so your job is to keep your one not covered eye on her at all times and make sure she doesn't destroy the village."

"WHAT!! But… she'll burn all my books!!"

"Just go hide them."

"… -Sigh- fine I'll take her in."

"YAY!! I get to stay at Kakashi's house!!"

Sasuke finally speaks up.

"All I want to know is where the hell did the dobe go?"

"I'm not sure you'll have to ask him." Points at Pharaoh.

"Meow!!"

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In a bright fluorescent-lighted classroom Naruto lands on his head on a random desk.

"Where the hell am I?"

Naruto looks behind him to see whose desk he is on, and sees a brown haired girl, with blue eyes wearing an I heart Naruto shirt, looking up at him in shock.

He then looks in front of him to the chalky marker board seeing it said 'THE OFFICIAL I LOVE NARUTO CLUB' and all the girls in the room looking at him with identical shirts.

"Coool I'm on a shirt!!"

Random fan girl screams.

"omg IT'S NARUTO!! SQUEEEE"

All the girls star to run towards Naruto.

"Oh boy." Naruto runs around the classroom with fangirls chasing him.

"SASUKE, SAKURA, HINATA HEEELLLLPPPP!!!"

Turns out Hinata is there at the front of the crowd.

"NAAAAAAAARUTOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

"Ah crud!!"

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"Oh no poor Naruto, I hope he'll be ok."

Sakura speaks up.

"What did the cat say where's Naruto."

"Don't worry too much Hinata should be there to help him."

"But where is he?"

"When he comes back he'll tell you."

"WOULD YOU ALL GET OUT OF MY OFFICE!!"

Everyone says "Yes Maim!!" and runs out of the office.

"Now, I have important business." Picks up a Sake bottle and chugs it down.

"Boy do I love Sake!!"

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There is chapter two, what is going to happen at Kakashi's house when Saru comes? Will Naruto ever get home? Will Sasuke get more lines? And where the hell was Tonton the hell was Tonton throughout all this. Find out the answer on the next chapter of THE WEIRD TALES OF NARUTO!!