Remus Peter Sirius Lily
Hello Peter
Yo wats up dawg
Is there something wrong with you today Peter?
No nothins rong yo wats yo prob remmy-dawg?
Peter I think something is genuinely wrong with you today.
Remmy-dawg wats yo prob taday i'm gust my normal ol rattatatat self taday remms
Hello World It's Sirius Time
Oh thank gosh, Sirius there's something wrong with Peter
Yo dawg I tolds ya ther was notta thin rong wid me taday
I see you point
No donts side wid remmy dawg, side wid me sirididdle
Sirididdle, I like that name!
Nooo, am I the only sane one writing?
Hello Remus, Peter
What about me?
Ugh, Black
No, I am no longer Sirius, I am Sirididdle
Remus what got into him?
Lily sadly I was going to ask you that question
So, wait a sec, wat about Pete
Yo i'm stil like tooootally here Lilylicous doncha wory bout ol rattatatat peteaboy
I've been trying to find out what had happened with him but he won't listen
It's not mwua that wont listedoodle to you it you that wont listedoodle to mwua!
Yeah Remmy-dawg listen to peteaboy and Siridoodle
Never shall I do such nonsense and Sirius, you are only coping Peter
Dont b such a partay-poopay dawg, u just don't beleeeeveee
He doesn't believe?
Don't listen to him Lily
Ok Remus
Thats remmy-dawg to u lilylicous
Yeah uh, dawg
Goodable jobb Siridoodle
Ok this is pointless, Remus I'm sorry but this is just so stupid. It's up to you
NO DON'T LEAVE ME
Yo remmy-dawg wats yo prob?
Ya thats lik soooooo pottapals job
Pottapal?
Ya, that is lik the dude whos alaways lik chasin afta lilylicous
Ok you took that waaayy to far Peter
Thank you Sirius
Thats lik siridoodle yo
No it is Sirius
No way yo
Ok I'm done, its up to you 'Siridoodle'
Wat? NO!
Ya now its lik the slagabros yo
Bye pete
Siridoodle?
Remmy-dawg?
Lilylicous?
Well that was fun while it lasted…
"Mr. Pettigrew can I see that note?"
"I'm sorry Professor Slughorn but it seems that I dropped it in my potion."
"Detention Pettigrew, stay after class."