15 Things to Piss Off Edward Cullen
1. Take a sledgehammer to his precious piano.
2. Put him in a pink tutu and play Barbie Girl on loop until he cries and/or pukes.
3. Tell him Jacob Black was, is, and always will be hotter.
4. French kiss him.
5. "Accidentally" cut your hand so it bleeds a lot, and ask him to kiss it and make it better.
6. Tell him Bella was kissing Mike Newton behind a dumpster.
7. Ask him how many people he's bitten.
8. Take his car for a joyride, and then crash it into a truck full of nacho cheese.
9. T.P. his meadow.
10. Trick him into going out in the sun when a lot of people are around.
11. Call him Eddie.
12. ALL THE TIME.
13. Ask him if Dracula is his twin, and then create false proof when he denies it.
14. Give Zac Efron his picture, and then videotape horny Zac making out with it.
15. Kill Bella.
A/N: Hope you enjoyed! I felt like writing another pointless comedy. Reviews are very lovely indeed, and I very much like getting them! wink wink nudge nudge