15 Things to Piss Off Alice Cullen
1. Flush all her credit cards down the toilet.
2. Decide to pull MANY idiotic stunts so her visions are extremely screwed up.
3. Dye her hair gray with puke colored streaks.
4. Send her to an insane asylum with a notification that she is a "cuckoo head".
5. Paint her walls black.
6. Shave off her eyebrows.
7. Tell Jasper she cheated on him with Emmett.
8. Tell everyone in Forks that she was mentally ill.
9. Graffiti the interior of her Porsche.
10. Tell her Jacob kidnapped Bella.
11. Play the song Blood by My Chemical Romance on loop until she screams.
12. Ask her what she does at night instead of sleeping, and who with.
13. Steal all her shoes.
14. Tell her that every mall in the world has been bombed, and are never reopening.
15. Kill Jasper.
A/N: Back by popular demand! To all of you wholoved the Edward Version, here is the start of the Cullen Chronicles. Oh, and I have joined an account with my friend, so all of our stories are joint-fics. This is Llama speaking, and my friend is Llamo. Enjoy the rest of the fics!