15 Things to Piss Off Emmett Cullen
1. Take away his weights.
2. Tell him you've seen anorexic people with more muscle than him.
3. Put him in a thong.
4. Take pictures.
5. Ask him who he dated before Rosalie… in front of Rosalie.
6. Program his TiVo to only show Barney, and then tell him his favorite show is on.
7. Tell Rosalie that Emmett is actually Henry, her old human friend's son.
8. Tell Bella not to do funny stuff while he's around.
9. Show him the radio that Bella ripped out of her car, and say she hated it.
10. Tell him you'd bet on an irritated grizzly any day.
11. Ask him why he smells like dog.
12. Poke his belly.
13. All the time.
14. Ask him if he likes ballet.
15. Kill Rosalie.
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