1. Make Edward move to Pluto.
2. Send a letter to Guinness Book of World Records claiming she is the clumsiest person alive.
3. Bribe Guinness into letting her win.
4. Hold an extravagant party in her honor and invite the entire U.S. population.
5. Force her to sing karaoke at her party… to Oops I Did It Again…
6. Make Edward and Jacob have a massive sumo wrestling death match, complete with spandex suits and masks…
7. …And she is the prize.
8. Write a fanfic where she falls in love with Mike and Edward falls in love with Renee.
9. Send Charlie to Pluto to live with Edward.
10. Pay Jacob to hang her bra on the school flagpole.
11. Turn Mike into a vampire.
12. Steal her motorcycle.
13. Tell everyone she's an ex-felon, wanted in 7 states.
14. Make out with Edward on national television.
15. Kill Edward. Llamo and Llama hide in a bomb shelter
A/N: There you have it! Bella Swan! This one was very fun to make. I hope you all love it as much as we do! And, don't worry, we would NEVER actually kill Eddie. Now, MIKE is another story... :D
-Llama