"Miko….shut up!!!"

"Hey that's rude"

"I don't care"

"Well you're the one that wanted me to come

"I never said I wanted you to talk"

"Fine then ill stops talking"

"Fine "

"….''

"…."

"….Stop that… What is your problem"

"My problem…MY PROBLEM!!!"

"…..ummm …."

'Finally she shut up why Rin whyyy do you really hate me that much to make me have to deal with with with …..This'

Kagome was now trying to rub her stomach pats her head balance a shoe on her back on one leg

All of the sudden a loud 'thud' Sesshomaru slowly turned around and waited for what would be the death of him

But she was gone

Silence

"….Miko…. " he was getting a little worried 'Rin is going to kill me…why do I care I'm older stronger and…older than she is '

Sesshomaru beast: nice one...

'Shut up'

"KAGOME…IM NOT FALLING FOR IT SO U CAN JUST U CAN JUST STIOP THIS CHILDISH….. WHAT THE #$"

"Ka..ka..kagome…are you ummm ok…. The lord of the western land was speechless just speehless kagome some how in the 7 hells this happened"…. 'Why is she playing in mud?'

5 mins later

"Kagome you stink" he said bluntly with a smirk on his face

"THAT'S IT IVE HAD ENOUGH FIRST I FALL INTO COW POO,ROLLS OF A STUPID HILL IN TO MUD…TRYES TO GET UP BUT IS WEIGHED DOWN BECAUSE OF ALL THE MUD THAT IN MY FREAKIN UNDERWEAR BRA NOES MOUTH AND NOT TO MENTION THE NOW DRIED UP MUD BALLS THAT ARE CRAMED UP IN MY A…."

"ssssshhhhhh you may not know this 'but' this Sesshomaru doesn't care" (a/n put it together people lol )

By that time she had a sly smile on her face

He didn't know what else to do but back away from her

"sesshiiiii "

'that sounded a little to innocent' he thought

She was coming closer "sesshiiiii why are you backing away from me all I want it a – smiles ear to ear – hug"

Backing away further in a way that said what do you mean hug

Finally he said "this Sesshomaru doesn't hug…-smirk- girls that smell and look like cow poo"

"Why you wanna be Fabio….."

That all he heard before she lunged herself on his and started hugging him even tighter and then she touched the fluff and no one touches the fluff and lived to talk about it well no one but kagome

Ten minutes later

After about 45 evil smirks, ideas, squints, 82 are we their yet 95 people laughing at how dirty they looked and smelled and how they both looked like poodles the talking never stopped well thanks to kagome anyways

"sesshii…shesshiiiiiii…..sesshiiii sama wink wink "

"…."

"awwwww wis wome won wad ( is some one mad )" she teased in her baby voice

' y y y yyyyyyyyy y yyy' was all he could say in his mind yyyyy

'that's it' she thought…hehehehe'

"woooooooooowwwwwwwww sesshi you have GREATTTT ASS"she waited for his reaction

stops walking

hides blush

turns around slowly really really slow evil slow

By the kagome was already shrinking into ant size waiting for what was to come

'Oh no he's opining his mouth oh no oh no oh nooooo'

"Thank you I work out" was his only response before he started walking again 'that should shut her ass up' he thought with a smirk

She was speechless wow she wasn't expecting this of all the things not thisss a….a….a thank you I WORK OUT

She smiled 'this was going to be a fun trip and a night' she thought of all the things she would do to him while he's asleep hahahhaha' to bad she didn't realize that he can read minds