x I'm so sorry for the delay, whole bunch of stuff got in the way, but now its here. Any early v-day present.

Chapter 4:

Draco trudged heavily to Care of Magical Creatures the next day. His night before had been less then perfect. McGonagall had screamed at him for being an "immature example of a Head Boy" for playing with the chocolate syrup. He had tried to explain but she wouldn't hear it. She was another one who hated him. That was two on his least favorite teachers list; McGonagall and Pomfrey. Rack up two for Draco!

After returning to the Head common room (and falling about twelve times because of his chocolate covered shoes) he decided to take a shower. A normal shower would be expected right? But no, he had to walk in on Granger and see WAY more then he bargained for.

"MALFOY!" She had shouted, throwing a shampoo bottle at him (which to his luck hit him on the forehead... again). Closing his eyes he winced still with the naked Granger pictured in his mind. It was slightly sickening.

Once she was out he walked into the shower and it took him 40 minutes to get all the chocolate syrup out of his hair, ears and entire body. Staying in the shower that long pruned his skin and made his entire body red because he used boiling hot water to get the image of Granger out of his head. So Draco walked out of the shower pruny and red. The exact way a man was supposed to. Even better, Hermione had used the last of his shampoo (his favorite that smelled like his cologne!) and he was forced to use her scented 3-in-1 crap which made him smell like a dessert (something like cinnamon roll...). So he walked out of the shower pruny, red, and smelling like a Muggle's cooking.

He walked back into the bedroom to find... Dumbledore's grand old idea. He and the mudblood had to share a room. Two separate beds of course but still in the same bedroom. Granger didn't have the guts the night before to stay in the Head room so this was new to both of them.

He refused to sleep on the couch (a Malfoy never slept on the couch) and neither did Granger. She stood her ground as strongly as he did and just went to bed. He rolled his eyes and did the same.

His luck once again hit 13 when he found out that Granger snores. Loudly. Very loudly. Not wanting to lose sleep he tried to hex her or at least put a silencing charm on her, but it didn't work. His wand was useless in the confines of the room, probably part of Dumbledore's grand scheme to get them to get along. Giving up he retreated to the couch for the night, which was VERY uncomfortable. Screw that Granger. No, no no! Don't screw Granger you moron. Damn Granger. Much better.

"Draco you look horrid!" Shouted some random sixth year Slytherin who he couldn't remember the name of.

"Well thank you... whats-your-face." Draco sighed, running his fingers through his hair.

"Peter... the names Peter."

"Yeah..." Draco replied with a tired yawn. Couches were extremely uncomfortable. EXTREMELY! Tonight he would force the mudblood to stay on it. "Whatever Pat..."

"Peter..." He corrected as Draco waved a hand for silence, practically falling over from sleep deprivation.

"'Ello class!" Hagrid smiled widely as Draco wondered what he was so happy about. Of course he was probably glad he didn't have the naked Granger image in his head. AHH! He had brought it back! His eyes burned! IT BURNS!

"T'day we'll be doin' tha same thing. So, get urself with yur partner and get t'work. Oh, and Luna, I gotta talk t'ya."

Draco looked up to see Luna walk up to the Big Oaf and his heart leaped in joy. Maybe by some sheer luck he wouldn't be Luna's partner again because he vandalized her stuff. He watched intently, praying his mind out.

He saw Luna nod, smile, look uninterested and then pick up the Hutta Baha from the day before. The entirely black one from the day before. Then to his utter dismay, she walked toward him.

"What do I have to do to get you to stay away from me?" He asked in a dull tone. She blinked looking slightly confused as the Hutta Baha shot him (if that was even possible) a dirty look.

"So Loon, what did he have to talk to you about?" Draco asked, sitting down next to a tree and leaning on it. Luna did the same before responding.

"He wanted me to keep the Hutta Baha for protection."

"What kind of protection?" He questioned slightly interested, only slightly.

"From you." She answered lightly as though it were nothing.

"Oh." He nodded, too tired to care. She smiled and began to pet the Hutta Baha.

"What should I call him?"

"How about spawn of Satan?" He laughed to himself thinking about the name. Ha... spawn of Satan. She would go crazy.

"S.O.S. That could work. Because S.O.S. is for help and S.O.S. would come whenever I needed help. He can be your spawn of Satan too." The Hutta Baha looked up at him angrily as she pet it between the eyes. Draco cringed as it stared, ready to kill.

Luna then began rambling.

"When did humans decided to dance?"

"Excuse me?" Draco raised an eyebrow as she ignored him.

"I mean, whoever decided that dancing would be the name? Probably some arrogant prick like Draco-"

"I'm right here!"

"And he wanted to name it after himself. But what is dancing in all honestly? Its moving to a beat yes, but what is the difference between good dancing and bad dancing? How do you know what is humiliating and what people will like? How do-"

"What in god's name are you talking about?" Draco asked staring at her as though he were a Muggle who had never seen a wizard do magic before.

"Draco, what is dancing?"

"WHAT?" He looked down at the Hutta Baha who bared it's teeth at him. Oh... that wasn't good.

"Just wondering what dancing is." She returned to her position on the other side of the tree, S.O.S. sitting in between them.

After a few minutes she leaned around the tree.

"Mr. I see naked people, do you mind if I ask you a question?"

"Yes." Then he realized something in shock. "How did you know about-"

"Hermione told me. She was quite angry about the entire thing. But she did say that you stared." Luna looked off dreamily.

"I did not stare! I would never in a million years stare at- Oh God! I think I'm gonna be sick." Draco quickly ran off to the outer edges of the Forbidden Forest, and thats just what he did. Got sick.

"Mr. Granger, its so fun watching you get excited." Luna snuck up behind him and scared him half to death.

"Three things, don't ever do that again, it scared the freaking bejezzuz out of me. Two, I am not and won't ever be Mr. Granger, thats not even possible-"

"It is if you really love her."

"And third I was far from excited. More like the exact opposite. Professor Snape in drag would turn me on more than a naked Granger." He felt his breakfast fight to come up again but he held it back. "Now if you'll please excuse me I have to go and study up on that goddamn Hutta Baha before I fail this class again. Oh and I have a pounding headache because of lack of sleep and I would appreciate it if you kept you're extremely large mouth shut. I definitely shouldn't have told you that now that I realize it because you will use it to your advantage, but really, I don't care."

He turned on his heels and quickly collapsed by the tree which they were sitting at. He opened the book angrily and tried to keep his eyes open. It was close to useless. After a while he noticed the Loon was hovering over him like a little black rain cloud.

"What would you like Loon?" He asked in a cold tone. He was in a horrid mood and she wasn't making it any better. The worst part was that the ecstasy charge he got from annoying her wasn't working because he was too tired to annoy her. He couldn't even try to make fun of her and he was a sitting duck for her to walk all over. Plus he felt like he had some sort of bizarre hangover from lack of it. It was quite twisted.

"You know, you could sleep and I'll read the stuff we need to and tell you all about it in detention." He remembered detention and was suddenly filled with joy. With a little bit of rest he would be able to have his ecstasy back in detention. WOO HOO!

"Wait, what?" Draco asked, comprehending what she had just said.

"Go to bed Draco, you need it." Luna smiled and for once in her life didn't look uninterested. She looked, human.

"How the hell do I know you won't torture me in my sleep?" He questioned, folding his arms over his chest.

"You'll just have to trust me. Besides as much as S.O.S. hates you, he doesn't like violence. So, do we have a deal?" She asked holding out her hand.

"What do you get out of this if its a deal?"

"Do you smell cinnamon rolls?" She asked, sniffing the air around her.

"Shut up... Now what will you get from this?"

"I'll think of that later. Now go to bed." And thats what he did. He went to bed. Of course it wasn't the best sleep of his life (that was normally after sex) but it was a lot better then Granger snoring. The Loon didn't even bother him once, only to wake him up when class was over.

It was a little awkward when he woke up though. That Peter, Pat, whatever his name was kid wouldn't get off his back when walking to his next class.

"Why do you hang out with the Loon, isn't she like psychotic?" He followed close behind as Draco's headache return.

"I don't 'hang out' with the Loon, I have to work with her." He rolled his eyes and sped up. Of course the hovering annoying bird-boy (it was true, he did look like a bird, his nose was big and his chin stuck out like a beak... it was lovely) did as well.

"Do you smell breakfast?" Peter questioned changing the subject.

"Oh God! Do you people ever shut up!" Draco threw his hands in the air, shot a dirty look at Peter and the Loon (for no reason) and stormed off to his next class.

-

Ginny questioned Luna nonstop in DADA that same day.

"You let him sleep!" She asked loudly as the entire class raised an eyebrow.

"Yes I sold my spleen for a horse." Everyone turned around and went back to work to realize it was nothing important.

"Luna, are you working?" Professor Reynolds asked coming up from behind. He was the new DADA teacher (last years had met an interesting end during the summer) and he was hott. Luna even thought he was slightly gorgeous but nothing more.

"Why no Professor... am I supposed to be?" She smiled widely doodling on her paper.

"Yes, Luna you are." He turned on his heels and went back up to the front of room. For being hott, he was incredibly uptight. He needed everyone to work, diligently, and he had a stick up his arse.

Ginny hit her on the arm taking her thoughts away from their sexy schoolteacher.

"You let him sleep?" Her tone was sharper and more annoyed this time. Of course, Ginny always sounded annoyed, always needing something.

"Yes... I let him sleep." She continued her doodling.

"Please tell me you got SOMETHING in return. Anything! A snog session, money, a donut! Luna, tell me what I need to hear!"

"Ah, oogle boogle, chaka lak, misci skow." Luna responded.

"Thats not what I wanted to hear! Now tell me, did you get anything in return?" Ginny stole the quill from Luna's hands.

"Not yet." Luna took the quill back and shot her friend a Malfoy scowl.

"God, you really have been hanging out with him a lot. You even act like him." Luna didn't answer. "So, you mean now that he's all rested you can get a reward?"

"Ginny, its not a reward. And yes now thats he's rested I can think of something."

"Did you plan on consulting me with this decision?" Ginny pushed on farther with the topic.

"No, was I supposed to oh great one?"

"YES!" The redheads shout echoed in the classroom as the nosy Gryffindors and Ravenclaws turned around once again.

"Well Ginny, I don't care how much you wanted my stomach I sold it to Draco for an incredible night of sex in detention." The entire class erupted into hushed conversations excited about the new rumor. Luna smiled to herself.

"Thats going to leave a mark. On both of you." Ginny smiled as well.

"I already have about 50 of them, hopefully this one leaves a bright neon pink one on Draco." They both smiled maliciously and laughed evilly. A cold creepy laugh that made everyone look at them. Ginny jumped when she noticed Professor Reynolds behind her. She shut up but Luna continued, not really caring. She finally did shut her mouth when her dead-sexy school teacher spoke.

"Luna, I'm supposed to tell you that you and Draco have detention with me tonight at 10 o'clock sharp. Oh, and I'd like to speak to you at-" the bell rang as everyone left the classroom leaving Ginny, Luna, and eye candy Reynolds, "-now."

Ginny smiled nervously and left the room, deserting her friend.

"Thanks GIN!" She shouted after the closed door.

"So, Luna..." He sat in the now vacant seat next to her. "Anything you'd like to tell me?"

"Besides the fact that you turn me on?" Luna asked looking off dreamily.

"Well... thats not what I meant, but I'm... flattered, I guess?" He smiled and continued, "Anything you'd like to tell me about you and Draco?"

"Well Professor I don't normally go into detail about sex, but for you I will. He prefers the handcuffs when we-"

"No!" Her DADA teacher shouted quickly, "Thats not what I meant. I mean, Luna, I know that Draco can't stand you. He's one of my students you know, and I've caught him doodling... interesting looking sketches of you. I won't go into graphic detail about those, but what I do want to know Luna is why you would say those things. If you need someone to talk to about anything I'm here, you know that?"

"Oh Professor." She smiled, "I know your always there for me. I just like making up things because I have many disorders, and I am insane." He looked at her rather oddly as she only grinned.

"Luna, please tell me whats going on."

"Oh nothing Professor, but I promise you, we won't have sex during detention if it makes you uncomfortable. We'll finish beforehand." She patted his hand knowingly, "I promise." And then she left.

x HAHAHAHA! I got you so excited with the chapter title and then nothing happened! AHAHA! Just like sitcoms! But don't worry, it will come, but in a while.

x So there you have it folks, chapter 4. Professor Reynolds is based on a teacher at my school with the same name who is hott as well. So thought I throw him in there for you. This chapter they both got a little OOC and I'm sorry for that but now Luna has something against Draco. Hopefully the next chapter will be better, with detention and all, and I will try to go back to the first chapter and write it like that. So yeah, review por favor and tell me what you think. I love all of you who review and scorn all those who don't. Thanks again!

M