I am so utterly sorry. I should have warned you in the last chapter that it was going to a long time before I updated. This chapter goes out to my friend Gwe-lee who, I somehow got hooked on this story. It also goes out to Jocularly Pragmatic Badger b/c they wanted to sell me their liver in order to get this up. I know in the last chapter I promised to put the detention in this chapter, but I am sorry to tell you that it had to be cut. I started to write about them walking to detention, and then it all became a slur and I don't know what was going on. Emotions were going everywhere, the characters personalities were lost and everything was a screw up, so I cut it.
Mind you, I changed Hermione, slightly in this chapter b/c I wanted it to be funny. It is, to me anyway, b/c its so OOC for her. YAY!
So, yeah, here is the long awaited next chapter, and God only knows when the next will be. Keep reviewing, b/c they honestly got me writing this again, every time I got one it got me pumped to write more, and I did. So I hope you like this one, review with your thoughts and I hope to get the next one up... sometime. I make no promises, except that the reviews really do work.
Emily
Chapter 6:
Draco picked up a lamp in his bedroom and chucked it against a wall. It shattered into a million pieces in an instant. Angrily he paced back and forth, grabbing anything with value and throwing them random places. So far pieces of the down-feather pillow, the mirror, the chair, the ink bottle, his quills, a pair of Italian leather shoes, multiple potions, and the canopy of his bed littered the floor. His room was a mess and so was he.
"DRACO!" Granger's annoying screams could be heard from the kitchen of Head dorm. Her foot steps echoed throughout the dorm as she marched up the stairs to the bedroom they shared.
"DRACO, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" She shouted, stomping up the wooden stairs. He heard her reach the door and saw it swing open.
"My god! What the HELL did you do Draco!" He rolled his eyes and plopped down on the bed.
"Don't talk to me you stupid mudblood whore." He played with a feather of the pillow as it blew in the wind he created from his lungs. He fell back onto the bed.
"Draco." She looked at him folding her arms over her chest. He sighed heavily, "Your such a baby."
"AM NOT!" He shot up and looked at her coldly. Maybe he was... just a little. He was over reacting over something that didn't really matter, well wouldn't have really mattered if he wasn't Draco Malfoy.
"Then if its something big, which I'm positive its not, convince me your not over reacting." She sat down next to him as he fell backwards again.
"Why the HELL should I confide in you of all people?" He shot back in a snotty four year old tone.
"Because theres no one else here and I'm done with my homework." Hermione smiled brightly as he sighed. He couldn't believe he was going to pour out his stupid problem to Hermione Granger, the only mudblood he'd seen naked and still hated.
"Alright." He sat up and looked at her seriously, "Don't laugh."
"I won't." She replied, even though he could detect a hint of laughter in her eyes.
"Okay. So I fell asleep in Care of Magical Creatures class this morning because I was extremely tired, because you snore like a freaking dog!"
"DO NOT!" Hermione retaliated hitting him on the arm.
"You do too! You are so bad I had to move to the couch!" Draco shouted.
"I do not snore." Hermione stated steadfast.
"Okay, whatever. So anyway, I was really tired and Luna told me to go to sleep because I looked like a wreck. So before I went to bed I asked her if she was going to do anything to me and she promised not to. Then I asked, and this was the dumbest thing I'm ever done because I could have gotten away with it, God, I'm such a moron. I asked what she got out of it, and she told me she'd decide later. So after dinner today Ginny came up and told me what she wanted. God, then Ginny told me she'd tell the whole school something awful about me if I didn't do it, so I had to comply."
"What the HELL could Ginny possibly have on you?" Granger asked, raising a curious eyebrow.
He sighed and folded his arms over his chest. "Do you remember last year, when I had a few too many butterbeers and accidentally hit on Harry?"
Granger held back a snort. "How could I forget?"
"Well apparently Harry told Ginny and now she's threatening to tell the whole school what I did if I don't do what Luna 'wants'. Personally I don't even think Luna wants it, I think Ginny a conniving little bitch who wants something sexual to happen." He angrily bit his fingers.
"So, what do you have to do?" Hermione asked, not seeing why Draco felt the need to throw every object in the room at various walls.
"I have to give her a massage." He flopped on the bed, staring at the ceiling waiting for Granger's reaction.
Hermione could not believe what she had just heard. Draco was freaking out—no—having a mental breakdown because he had to give Luna Lovegood a massage. The sheer thought of Malfoy throwing everything about the room because of a massage made her break out into laughter. She couldn't help it, he was over reacting over something that didn't really matter that much.
"Granger! God, you promised you wouldn't laugh. You're such a whore." He whacked her on the side of her head with a pillow.
"I'm sorry Malfoy, but I don't understand what in the world is so wrong with that. I mean, its only a massage." She picked up the pillow and hit him back.
"Well," He shot back, "if you hadn't started laughing before I had time to finish, you'd understand why this is HELL!"
"Enlighten me." Hermione snorted looking at him with another wave of laughter.
"God Granger, I knew I shouldn't have told you. I knew you would laugh. God, your such a mudblood." He stood up and began to pace back and forth.
After a few minutes Hermione stopped laughing and sat back up, looking Draco directly in the eyes.
"Tell me."
"Fine. When I was 12 years old, and an idiot no less-"
"You still are one." Hermione but-in with a curt smile. Draco rolled his eyes and continued.
"I decided it would be a smart plan if I drank a potion my father had in his study. The back read 'Massage Potion'. I continued reading and found out that the potion gives the drinker the lifelong power over women whenever he rubs their back. Meaning that for the rest of my life if I touch a woman she will fall under my spell and lust after me for approximately 24 hours. That isn't throwing in the factors of weakness or pre-contact lust or anything like that. So yeah, I'm screwed." He looked over to Hermione who once again burst into laughter.
"Granger!" He whined slightly. "Its true! God, I can't believe you don't believe me! Would I lie about something like this?"
"Yes you would. Thats why its so funny." She laughed out loud again and finally looked at him. "You're so full of yourself."
"I am NOT full of myself, its true. God, I can't believe you. You're awful."
"Draco, if its true then prove it to me." She moved back on the bed and leaned her back on the wall.
"No, I don't want you lusting after me, its bad enough I have to have the Loon, but you too? No way." He sat down in the bed next to her with a sigh.
"Come on." No response. "Fine." Hermione stood up and picked up a piece of paper and a quill and began to scribble something on the parchment. After a few minutes time she handed it to him.
I, Hermione Granger, give Draco Malfoy the permission to use whatever means possible (excluding murder) to get me off of him if I ever fall into lust with him. He may hex, claw, punch, kick, scream or stun. I grant him the right to lock me up in a cage if I get too out of hand and I promise that once out of the lust spell I will not be angry with him because I got myself into the situation. I also agree that Draco will not get punished for his actions or will be responsible for any consequences, mine (Hermione Granger's) or his (Draco Malfoy's). I shall take full responsibility for either of our actions for the next 24 hours.
Hermione Granger
"Did I leave anything out?"
"Witnesses?" He asked, raising an eyebrow, "I mean, as much as I'd LOVE to hex you into next Tuesday, I don't want you screaming at me because no one believes this little note."
"Fine." She looked around warily. "Hmm..." Hermione got up again and searched the floor for what she was looking for. Giving up with a sigh she left the room. Draco watched the door she'd left for a while, and then followed, wondering what the hell she was doing. Walking down the stairs he watched her run around the living room.
"Granger...?" He raised an eyebrow as Hermione threw whatever was in her way behind her.
"I'm looking for my thing to call Ginny." Hermione chucked a book over her shoulder as it narrowly missed Draco's head.
"HEY!" He ducked again. "And don't call Ginny."
"Do you have someone better?" She asked coldly, turning.
"I could call Pansy." He smirked as a book flew threw through the air and hit him in the chest.
"Don't even joke. God, if she ever found out. The little, or should I say massive, bitch." Hermione returned to her search as Draco looked shocked.
"Granger, I didn't know you had it in you to swear." He smirked evilly again as she rolled her eyes.
"F you Malfoy."
After a few minutes of searching Hermione gave up and just decided to get Ginny from the dorm room. It was 8 o'clock when she left, (as Draco checked his watch to see how much time he had left away from the Loon, because after tonight, there wouldn't be much of that time left) and she returned 10 minutes later, dragging Ginny and Parvati behind her.
"God, Hermione, what are you doing?" Parvati asked in a high pitched tone. Draco cringed. He hated Parvati. Mostly because she was insanely jealous of Pansy, and she had a very large crush on him. She had once tried to snog him in a closet, only to find that he had an incredible knack for getting out of terrible situations. He hated her also for the fact that she hated Pansy and Draco wanted nothing to do with Pansy. Both of them were disgusting whores.
"Oh!" She squealed excitedly upon seeing Draco. "Why hullo." Parvati waved her long bony fingers at him as he rolled his eyes and sat on the arm rest of the couch.
"Can we get this over with? All they have to do is sign the stupid piece of paper and we're on our way." He tried not to look at, or chose not to see the seductive looks Parvati was giving him. It took a lot for him to hold back a huge wave of laughter.
"Okay. All you two need to do is sign this dumb sheet of paper and then go on your way." Hermione smiled and handed the parchment to them. To Draco's utter surprise both of them signed it, no questions asked. Ginny did laugh slightly when she saw it, but signed it none-the-less. And then both of them left, once again, no questions asked.
Once the two were gone Draco raised an eyebrow.
"How much did you pay them?" He asked as Hermione stared shocked.
"Why, Malfoy, why do you think so low of me?" Her tone didn't even sound like she was making an effort to tell the truth.
He watched her for a second with a smirk plastered across his face.
"2 galleons each." Hermione sighed as she set the paper down and plopped down on the couch. "Alright, can we get this stupid thing over with already?"
"Why, so you can lust after me sooner?" Draco questioned, sitting on the couch next to her.
"No, so I can say I told you so sooner." She smiled briefly and turned to face the wall.
"Okay, before we start I have to ask you some serious questions." Hermione nodded. "Do you lust after me?"
Granger turned around quickly and shot him a death stare.
"What do you think?" She snapped.
"Granger. Tell the truth. If you don't, then this whole thing will turn out even worse than its going to." Draco smirked evilly.
"No."
"Granger..."
"I do not lust after you!"
"Would you like me to get some truth serum from Professor Snape? I'm sure if you took it you'd tell me the truth. Hell, maybe even more than the truth."
"You wouldn't dare."
"Oh... I would."
"Fine. A little." Hermione shifted to face the wall extremely embarrassed. Her ears were bright red as she played with the hem of her skirt.
"It's okay. Most girls do." The words rolled off his tongue as though he'd said them a thousand times before.
"Shut up. Just keep going. And you can't tell anyone what I just told you." Silence from Malfoy as Hermione sighed heavily.
"Alright. Next question. Is your weakness, or one of your weaknesses a massage?" Hermione shook her head too embarrassed to look at him. "Are you a weak person?"
"Hell no."
"Will you begin to drool and look like a moron once I begin?"
"Malfoy!"
"Okay, okay. I'll take that as a no. Have you ever gotten a massage?"
"Yes."
"From who?"
"Ron."
"Was it with his mouth?"
"Malfoy!"
"Answer my question."
Hermione sighed. "Yes."
"Where?"
"I am not telling you!"
"Was it on your 'gina?"
"DRACO MALFOY!"
"Alright... alright. No need to get worked up over it. Gosh." He laughed slightly, having fun with his little game. "Are you a virgin?"
"What the hell does this have to do with a massage!"
"Just answer the question."
"NO I WILL NOT ANSWER!"
"Granger!"
"NO!"
"Come on. I need to know."
"Why?"
"Its important."
"Is not."
"Is too."
She turned around and stared him coldly in the eyes, digging deep into his soul. It was his move to stare at someone's soul and he didn't like Hermione doing it one bit. Breaking eye contact he sighed and rolled his eyes.
"I'll take that as a no."
"Malfoy!"
"Granger!" He stuck his tongue out and she turned around in a huff. "Hmm... how many people have you kissed?"
"Four."
"Who!"
"Harry, Ron, Viktor, and Neville."
"NEVILLE?"
"He kissed me and it was gross. I never want to do it again. He tried tongue and hands moving everywhere, he tired to-"
"Okay, Granger, shut up. I don't need to know anymore. Gross." Draco cringed slightly, but decided to pry into Hermione's love life farther. "Have you ever snogged a girl?"
"Malfoy, I just told you that I'd only kissed four people and I named them, and none of them were women, so that would be a no. You moron."
"Fine then. Gosh. Hmm... When did you date Harry?"
"Beginning of sixth year. He was rather angsty and I wanted to cheer him up. So he asked me out and we dated for a month and a half."
"Interesting. I didn't think you two would ever date, you're such good friends. Oh well."
"Yes, we dated end of story."
"Have you ever given head."
"MALFOY!"
"No then. Have you gone farther than a snog?"
"DRACO MALFOY!"
"No again. What's your weirdest sexual fantasy?"
"MALFOY!"
"I need to know! You may try and act it out with me once you have that lust and I need to know what it's going to be, you know in order to be prepared."
"I don't have one."
"Liar."
"I'm telling the truth."
"Truth serum-?"
"Rough sex."
"Really?" Draco asked, rather intrigued.
"Yes."
"What do you mean by rough sex?"
Hermione chose her words carefully. Speaking as few as possible.
"Anger, such as a fight, then sex."
"You make it seem so passionless." Hermione stayed silent. "Favorite position?"
"MALFOY!"
"Flavored condoms?"
"MALFOY!"
"One finger or two?"
"TWO!" She gasped quickly, and covered her mouth. Turning around she looked at Draco as though he hadn't heard her. Her eyes were huge and shocked by her own voice. He raised an eyebrow as his jaw fell open slightly.
"I... I... mean... I've never."
"Granger..." He smiled a small grin as she stared at him horrified. "Who?"
"I'm not telling you." She turned around and folded her arms over he chest.
"Come on, Granger. You've already told me enough about your sex life."
"No."
Draco placed his hands on her shoulders and began moving them in small circular patterns.
"Come now Granger, theres nothing more you can keep from me."
"I'm not telling you." Her tone was less tense though and he could feel her start to weaken. He knew this one wasn't going to be good.
"Granger."
"Malfoy." He still heard the edge.
"Granger, who did it?"
"I..." She sighed heavily, as though a large weight had been lifted from her shoulders. Her eyes fluttered. "Ron and Viktor."
"Both?"
"Yes." She was whispering now, unable to let the truth stay in.
"How the hell did you pull that off?"
"Viktor was slightly more... advanced than one would think. And Ron—oh, God, that feels good—he's not as good at it. In fact, he sucks."
"Well, all you have to do is show him how."
"I tried—oh!—he still doesn't know what he's doing. Oh God, Draco that feels incredible."
"I know."
"Draco?"
"Yes."
"I forgot to tell you something about my sexual fantasy."
"Yes?"
"The rough sex was with you."
"You mean, you've had sexual fantasies about me?"
"Oh God! YES!"
"Granger, stop with the orgasm."
"I'm not orgasming—OH!"
"Right. Since your under my spell... Are you a virgin?"
"Malfoy."
"That would be my name."
"I'm not telling you."
"Granger... Are you a virgin?"
"... Yes."
"Thought so. Now, was that so hard?"
"Ron tried over the summer but since he was so terrible at everything else I thought he'd be just awful at sex."
"And Viktor?"
"He tried too—oh my god!—but I didn't want to. I was only 15."
"Your right. Much too young to lose it."
Draco moved his hands to her back, making two small fists and digging them in periodically, making the conversation fun.
"How far have you gone with Ron?"
"Well as you—OW!—know we did fingering. He also did groping and—oh...—he attempted eating out but that was terrible, and disastrous."
"Viktor..."
"Everything except sex. Fingering, head, eating—oh!—out, licking, snogging, kissing just—oh my lord—about every part of each other! OH! Oh... oh god yes! Right there! O GOD YES! OH!"
Draco took his hands off her back before she completely orgasmed. He didn't want to have her jump on him, since he would have to deal with that for the next 24 hours.
"Oh god Draco, that was incredible."
-
After Draco had finished with Hermione he had quickly left the room and went to the library to keep himself far away. Even though he knew that was a bad idea because he knew the longer he stayed away from Hermione, the more she would lust after him. When he arrived though, the conversation he heard wasn't what he needed.
"I'm not doing it."Luna's voice was heard as Draco darted behind a bookshelf to hear.
"Yes you are." Ginny responded harshly, as though the topic weren't debatable.
"No, actually, I'm not."
"Yes you are, Luna! If you don't you know the consequences-"
"And I don't care about the consequences, damn it! Ginny, you make me do this, and he touches me... I die!" Luna shouted as the librarian shot her an evil look. "Ginny," Luna shouted again, but this time in a whisper, "I refuse."
"You refuse and he falls madly in love with you anyway." Draco snorted loudly as the two became silent. Shrugging it off, Ginny spoke again.
"You know you don't want him falling madly in love with you-"
"And I don't want to fall madly in love with him. Damn it, Ginny, I hate him, despise him, loathe him, HATE HIM! He is the foulest thing I have ever met, and if I fall in love with him, or lust after him, I might as well throw myself off a cliff. Ginny, I won't do it."
"If you don't, then I will have to go on with my threat. If he doesn't touch you tonight, you'll be a dead sexy-"
"Ginny, please don't give me this ultimatum! I cannot stand him and if he gives me a massage there is no going back. I won't be able to hold back-"
"Then let go!"
"NO!"
"Why not?" Ginny shouted as the librarian threatened to kick her out.
"Did you not just hear me! I hate Draco Malfoy! I don't want to let go and end up wanting him, if that happens, its over. Everything... my life, my future, it all goes downhill."
"But why? Why can't you fall in love with him? Why can't you two date, and be a couple, you can finally get laid Luna!" Ginny smiled brightly as Draco held back the urge to vomit.
"Ginny! Don't talk about that, please." The Loon suddenly got very quiet and put a book in front of her face, hiding it from her best friend.
"Loon... what's wrong? You've never had a problem talking about sex before. Even when you dated Collin you didn't have a problem with it. I told you about a million times that you were going to do it, and every time you agreed. Whats wrong?" Ginny's voice was caring and soothing, but Draco still couldn't help cringing in pain from the thoughts Ginny had just unknowingly put into his head.
"Nothings wrong. I just don't think... I don't want to talk about it." Luna stood up from the table as Draco tried to move out of her vision, but he couldn't in time. As he was darting behind a shelf he stopped dead at the sound of her voice.
"How long have you been here?" She was quite collected now and spoke to him calmly.
"Just arrived. Came to pick up-" He grabbed a random book off the shelf a read the title, "-Buttocks Creams For the Average Wizard."
Ginny raised and eyebrow and giggled slightly, but Luna did not react.
"And what, praytell, would you be doing with that?" Luna asked.
"I'm just picking it up for Hermione. Got a raging case of the runs and awful ass hemorrhoids."
Ginny was laughing so hard that she was finally kicked out.
"We should get to detention." Luna stated coolly and headed toward the DAFA classroom.
X So you should all be happy I put more up, AND told you what the big secret was. How will it play out...? I don't even know! If you've got suggestions or something you want me to say, tell me, b/c I'll sure all hell do it. : D
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