Disclaimer: The crossing on to day 2. I say let's get this show on the road! *truck speeds toward him* No, wait! Bring it back to the sidewalk! Let's get this show somewhere where it can't be run over!
The Ultimate Largely Massive Pointlessly-Named Big Final Bout Super Tournament… 5!!! – Chapter 10!
On the last episode of Dragonball Z, Lisa and Amy got into one of their little arguments, Amy got really upset and ran away, but Stormi found her, Hercule got his ass kicked, and now Amy's taken DJ somewhere. Now Lisa, Zori, Angel, Hawk, Zin, Stormi and Xell were chasing after an ice cream delivery man, as Lisa knew that only ONE girl could eat enough ice cream for everyone in the entire cast!
"Don't give up!" Lisa called. "This guy HAS to lead us to Amy!"
"Why are we chasing Amy anyway?" Zin asked.
"Yeah, so what if she wants to be alone with DJ?" Xell added.
"You guys don't know how shy that guy is…" Lisa replied. "If Amy's planning what I think she's planning, he's gonna have a nosebleed, pass out and drown in the hot spring!"
"And you don't think Amy would help him if that happened?" Angel asked.
"………..good point…" Lisa admitted.
"By the way, Lisa, I thought Amy was shy too?" Hawk asked.
"Yeah, she doesn't seem like the kind of girl who would be so outgoing…" Stormi added. "You saw how bad she took it when you were teasing her back there…" Before Lisa could answer, the group lost the delivery man at a fork in the corridor.
"Rats!" Lisa cried. "Which way did he go?"
"Well, I guess we can give up now…" Stormi said, hopefully.
"Fine, I'll go after her myself…" Lisa replied as she set off down the left direction. Zori decided to follow her.
"I'll try to talk Lisa-chan outta this… you guys see if she's down that way and try to warn her, or something…"
"I CAN'T BELIEVE THE NERVE OF THAT GIRL!!!" Vegeta yelled as he paced up and down a random corridor, getting madder by the second. "I'm starting to think someone up above sent her to torture me!" Vegeta looked up and glared at me. I ignored this and carried on typing. 'I'd better keep an eye on that author…' Vegeta thought. He suddenly stopped his pacing and punched the wall, his fist sinking deep into the structure. "The next time I see her, I'll let her know once and for all where her place is! And if she insults me ONE more time, she WILL die!" Vegeta removed his fist from the wall, pieces falling from the deep cavity. Suddenly, Vegeta sensed a fire-based power heading his way. "What's that?" he asked himself rhetorically as the power grew stronger. "It's that girl again! I'll be ready for her THIS time!" For what seemed like the thirtieth time that day, Vegeta began to raise his Ki power. Sure enough, it was Lisa heading his way, still on her search for Amy.
"Outta my way, Veggie! I don't have time to mess around with you!"
"Shut up!" Vegeta yelled as he delivered an uppercut to the pit of Lisa's stomach. She was inevitably sent flying and crashed onto the floor with a hard thud.
"Damn…" she moaned as she staggered to her feet. "Haven't you had enough?"
"Trust me, girlie, you will NOT be triumphant this time!" Vegeta grabbed Lisa's ponytail and swung her into the left-side wall, causing more pieces to fall.
"What do you think you're doing?!" Lisa cried. Vegeta just smirked and threw Lisa into the right-side wall. "That hurt!"
"Well, that IS the idea…" Vegeta cackled. Before Lisa could do anything, Vegeta threw her behind him, turned to face her and fired a ki shot at her face!
"I don't think I like you!" Lisa yelled after she'd finished rolling unwillingly across the floor. Of course, it was obvious by now that Vegeta wasn't a very likeable chap. He grabbed her by the hair again, lifting her to her feet so that their eyes met.
"You thought you were pretty sly back there, didn't you?" Vegeta asked in a cold tone. "You thought you could just waltz in and beat up the prince of the Saiyans?!" He suddenly knee-smashed Lisa's stomach again, causing her to cough up blood. "Wait a minute… since my father was killed by that bastard Frieza, that technically makes me KING!" after this little revelation, Vegeta kicked Lisa through the wall, ending up in a vacant bedroom.
"You suck!" Lisa yelled. Vegeta didn't even flinch.
"Not so tough when you don't have the energy to fight back, are you?" Vegeta asked. "Catching you off guard was the best thing I ever did…"
"That's not the true warrior way… you're only disgracing yourself by catching me off-guard!"
"Hey, rules are meant to be broken. Except for the rules I make, of course!" Dealing an uppercut to the chin, Vegeta sent Lisa into another wall, making her bounce off the wall and land face-down on the bed. "Hmm. Soft landing, huh? I'll have to fix that. Not a bad setting, though. I would tell you my plan, but it would dramatically raise the age rating of this fan fiction…" Lisa gasped in horror as she realised what Vegeta was referring to.
"This is NOT my day…" she sighed.
In the hot springs where chapter 3 ended, DJ was the only one who seemed to hear all the crashing noises. Amy was relaxing and eating her ice cream, while Sarah had initially arrived to warn Amy that she was being stalked, but decided to join in anyway.
"Hey, girls, did you hear something just then?" DJ asked.
"Well, I sure didn't hear anything…" Sarah replied. "And I'm sure the only things Amy's hearing are her stomach's demands for ice cream!" DJ laughed a little, but still seemed worried.
"It'll probably be Vegeta blowing off more steam than needed again, but by the sounds of things he was attacking someone… I still think we'd best check things out…"
"But we can't!" Sarah gasped. "We don't have any clothes on!"
"We have swimwear on, don't we?" DJ asked, poking his tongue out. Sarah thought for a minute.
"Good point." She finally said. "Amy, you in?" but Amy just carried on eating.
"Ah, this shouldn't take long. Amy, we're just gonna go beat up Veggie. We'll be back in a bit, OK?" DJ said. Amy finally noticed that something was going on.
"OK. Be careful, DJ…" she replied.
Back at the fight scene, Vegeta was about to prove himself as the king of the perverts as well as the Saiyans!
"Let's see… which article of clothing should I tear off first?" He asked, evilly.
"Ooh! Ooh! The shirt and bra! Destroy her shirt and bra!" Yhamcha-Robii cried.
"I have no idea where YOU came from, but an excellent suggestion…" Vegeta smirked, rubbing his hands together. Lisa looked as helpless as a lost little girl, but deep down inside she had yet another trick. "Hope the guys enjoy fan service!" Vegeta said as his hands approached poor innocent Lisa…
'That's it, you overconfident letch…' she thought. 'Just a little closer…' Vegeta got so close to being just within an inch of Lisa's clothing, but suddenly both his hands set on fire! He spent much time running around, yelling in pain and spewing out every obscenity and curse he knew!
"Whoa, you really ARE hot!" Yhamcha-Robii cooed. Lisa responded by kicking him in the face.
"They don't call me a look-but-can't-touch-girl for nothing…" she replied. "Though, personally, I'm not that big on the looking…" Vegeta finally managed to extinguish the flames that were slowly eating away at his hands.
"YOU ARE SUCH AN ANNOYING BITCH!!!" Vegeta yelled. "I HATE YOU! I WANT YOU TO DIE THE DEATH OF A THOUSAND TUFFLES!!!" (The Tuffles, if that's spelled correctly, were the other race that lived on planet Vegita. They had more technology than the Saiyans, but they lacked the brute force. When the Saiyans became Oozaru apes in mid-war with the Tuffles, it was obvious who won)
"Speak for yourself!" Lisa shot back. "Look at you, thinking you're an honourable warrior, when really all you are is a loudmouth who breaks every warrior code known to man! You're a dirty old man, Vegeta, and when Zori finds out about what you tried to do he's gonna KILL you! Slowly and painfully!" Vegeta was about to start yelling yet again when DJ and Sarah arrived on the scene.
"I knew it…" DJ sighed. "Veggie's at it again…"
"And that pervert whose name I can't pronounce is with him…" Sarah added. Yhamcha-Robii perked up as he caught sight of Sarah.
"WAHOOOOOOO!!!!!" He cried as blood shot out of his nose like a waterfall. Of course! She's still in her swimsuit! "Lookin' goooooooooood, Sarah baby!!!"
"Save it for someone who's interested in your porn collection!" DJ shot. "And as for you, Vegetable, or whatever, if you don't quit attacking my cousin, you're gonna regret it VERY SOON!"
"Oh, really!?" Vegeta replied. "And who's gonna do something about it? YOU!? Stupid little shy guy DJ? Hah!" It was at this moment when a speeding right foot smacked Vegeta in the back of the head. He instantly fell over, unconscious, and Zori was stood behind him.
"Maybe not DJ THIS time…" he stated. Lisa ran to Zori and jumped into his arms.
"Talk about perfect timing!" Lisa smiled. "Now can we get this OTHER pervert outta here?"
"Why not just kick him into orbit, like you usually do?" DJ asked.
"OK!" Lisa chimed as she practically stuck her foot in Yhamcha-Robii's ass and propelled him to the nether reaches of space. "That takes care of him!"
"Yeah, but you know he's just gonna come back tomorrow…" DJ sighed. "C'mon, let's go back to the springs. Lisa, I think you got some explaining to do for Amy…"
"Ah, crap." Lisa said as she followed DJ, Sarah and Zori, taking special care to stand on Vegeta as she went past.
(Author's Note: Page 4 completed already. Take THAT, Writer's Block!)
Pretty soon there was another gigantic group meeting. This time, everyone was in the hot springs! Luckily, everyone had a bathing suit or shorts on.
"Hey! You can't all be here! This is the girls' spring!" A member of staff complained.
"What? We don't have anything we haven't seen before…" DJ replied, only to get weird stares from the rest of the group. "What? Don't tell me you've never seen swimwear before…" Amy was happily eating more ice cream, as she had been since DJ and Sarah went to find Lisa.
"So, it took you quite a bit to get through that ice cream, huh?" Jedite asked.
"Huh?" Amy asked between mouthfuls. "Oh, no. I finished my first order already. As well as a few others. This is my seventh order tonight…" Everyone's eyes bugged out as they imagined Amy eating all that ice cream. She showed no sign if brain freeze, or any sign of being uncomfortable at all. She just sat there, serenely stuffing herself with ice cream. Leanne was sat next to Thomas, and so blushing a little. DJ noticed this, but when Leanne looked in DJ's direction he looked away, so as not to draw attention. He failed, though.
"What?" Leanne asked. "What were you looking at, DJ?"
'Uh-oh…" DJ though. 'If I tell Leanne that I think she has a crush on Thomas, it'll embarrass her to no end… I'll have to make something up!'
"Well? What is it?" Leanne asked again. DJ thought hard.
"Umm…" he started. "You, umm…" 'Why is it this hard for me to think of something? Oh, I'll just say the first thing that comes to mind!' "You're getting kinda fat…" Maybe DJ could have put some more thought into this. He definitely knew he should have when that hammer Leanne keeps in thin air came crashing down on his head, synchronising with her battle cry of "BAKA!!!!" Everyone gasped at the sudden event, which left Amy trying to pick DJ up from under the water, Sarah helping Amy, Zori wondering where the Hell Leanne kept that bloody hammer, and Thomas… what was this? Was Thomas laughing? Yes! It had started out as a slight giggle, but now he was clearly laughing! Leanne noticed this, and giggled a little too. DJ was certainly in no mood for giggling, as he was completely wiped out, and felt stupid for coming up with such a dumb excuse! Amy was trying to bring DJ back with ice cream, while Lisa (who hadn't finished getting back at Amy for the whole Blitzball thing) has successfully set Amy's bikini top to "off".
"Are you OK, DJ?" Amy asked, clearly not noticing her situation. DJ opened his eyes, set eyes on Amy, had a nosebleed and passed out again. "What's the matter with him?" asked Amy. The girls exchanged surprised looks, while the guys either stared, or looked away blushing. Zori's undivided attention was for Lisa, as usual.
"Did you really have to do that?" Zori asked.
"Just a little revenge for comparing my body to numerous variations of Blitzballs…" Lisa replied.
"What's wrong with everyone?" Amy asked. She suddenly noticed a bikini top floating on the water. "Hey, somebody lost her bikini top! Kinda looks like mine…" Did Amy's innocence know no bounds? It seemed that way until she made a shocking revelation and ducked deeper under the water, clutching her arms around her chest.
"Lisa, you…" Amy couldn't bring herself to finish the sentence. Her face was an even deeper shade of red than DJ's. Lisa was laughing her head off, though. "Quit laughing, Blitzball Boobs!" Amy snapped. Lisa quickly shut up. Amy then turned to face the wall, or so it seemed. "And if you don't let me confiscate that camera footage I'll make sure you have to sit down to use the toilet no matter WHAT it's for… Yhamcha-Robii!" Everyone looked at the wall where Amy was looking.
"………crap… busted…" Yhamcha-Robii said from inside the wall.
Another night in the hotel rooms was taking place, and Chichi was determined not to talk in her sleep. Lisa and Amy hadn't finished arguing, so they were in the corridor.
"What was the big idea back there?!" Amy cried.
"You shouldn't have called me Blitzball Boobs!" Lisa retorted.
"What!? You call me Balloon Breasts all the time!"
"Yeah, I sure proved my point back there, didn't I?" Lisa laughed. "Maybe YOU should be called Chichi? After all, yours are big enough!"
"Oh, you wanna go below the belt do you? Fine, then! Your butt's so big, when you lie on your stomach people try to land stealth bombers on it!"
"Hey, don't you call ME Miss. Blitzball Butt, young lady!" Lisa said, getting agitated.
"And why not, Miss Two-planets-colliding-in-a-pair-of-pants!?" Amy retorted. These two were really getting their claws out!
"Look who's talking! Whenever you bend over it looks like two hippos desperately pushing outward against the fabric!"
"Well, at least I'm not always on edge because you can't handle the fact that I can make fun of YOU now!" this last statement cast a minute of silence. This was just crazy, and the two of them knew it. "Sorry…" Amy sighed. "That was out of line…"
"No, you're right…" Lisa replied. "I just go around, making jokes about you all the time, and I go and get mad when you do the same to me. I must seem like a real jerk…"
"That may be an understatement…" Amy stated as she moved closer to Lisa. "But for some reason, it doesn't really matter anymore…" Lisa was a little worried. This was the second time Amy had gotten so close to her.
"Umm, Amy?" Lisa asked, trying to find the best way to make her next question non-offensive. "You're not… coming out, are you?"
"Nope…" Amy replied, as she headed to her room. "I'm going IN. Tiring day. You coming?"
"Yeah, I need to sleep and think about how I'm gonna handle this next fight…" Lisa replied, following Amy.
Earlier, in the room DJ, Amy, Leanne and Lisa were staying in, another argument was under way.
"Why in the Hell did you say I was fat, you jackass!?" Leanne demanded.
"Well, I knew the real reason you were blushing, and I didn't wanna embarrass you…" DJ replied.
"Oh… OK, so being called fat isn't embarrassing, is it?"
"It was the first thing that came to mind to deter attention away from your crush!" DJ said. "I'm sorry it came out like that, but ya know, lately my judgement has been… well, let's face it, I have crappy judgement anyway…"
"Well…" Leanne started, lowering the hammer she had set up just in case. "That's not entirely true…"
"Sure it is. I've always had crappy judgement! Hardly any of my plans go right, same with my stunts…"
"So, you had crappy judgement the first time we met?" asked Amy, who had just walked in.
"Yeah, when I tried to stop those electric bolts from pushing their way towards you, I got electrocuted, remember?" DJ replied. "But… that IS how my electric powers were awakened… and I know coming to rescue you wasn't crappy judgement, Amy. It's the best move I've ever made, really..."
"Isn't he sweet?" Amy said as she slowly pushed DJ down onto the bed and glomped him.
"God only knows what you two will be up to…" Leanne said, moving her fingers close to her mouth to mimic being sick.
"Hmmm, I wonder what we COULD get up to?" Amy asked.
"I knew it. You're gonna keep me up all night…"
"Oh, God no! Nothing like that!" DJ and Amy cried in unison, blushing.
"Then what could you possibly have meant?" Leanne asked, not convinced.
"Well, here's a tip. It's been happening throughout most of the fanfic…" Amy replied.
"So, there IS gonna be a lot of romance, then?" Leanne sighed. "I may as well inform fanfiction.net that this fic's age restriction's gonna shoot through the roof…" The next thing Leanne knew, she'd been knocked unconscious by her own little hammer, except DJ was the one to use it.
"After the last few chapters, I actually found myself wanting to do that…" DJ confessed. "Sorry, Leanne… anyway, Aimes, what IS it you wanna do with me?" Amy smiled cheekily at DJ's question.
"Order up loads of room service food using Yhamcha-Robii's account." She replied. "What did you THINK I meant?" Amy stuck her tongue out.
"It's not what I thought you meant… more like what Leanne thought you meant…" DJ said. "Hey, wanna go back to the hot springs?"
"Sure!" Amy chimed. "I've always wanted to sleep in a hot spring! Don't ask me why, I'm just crazy like that." Amy stuck her tongue out again, only portraying her cuteness further.
"Are you sure we should let them stay in the springs at this hour?" one guard asked the other.
"Have you seen them in the tournament!?" The other exclaimed. "I wouldn't get in their way if you paid me a billion yen!" Of course, these guards were talking about DJ and Amy, who arrived shortly after DJ suggested the idea.
"Don't tell anyone this, but it's really relaxing here without everyone else around." Amy sighed, stretching her arms outward. "Especially Lisa trying to steal my bikini top!"
"I'm sorry you were so embarrassed, Aimes…" DJ confessed. "If I'd known she was gonna do that…"
"It's OK, DJ… I mean, I bet everyone will have forgotten by the end of the tournament…"
"No way! Who's gonna forget THOSE things?" a feminine voice cried. DJ and Amy just stared.
"DJ?" Amy asked. "Who said that?" Whoever it was, her voice sounded like a feminine version of DJ's. Then, a girl leapt out from the artificial island in the middle of the springs and jumped on DJ's face! Usually, DJ would be blushing immensely from having a topless girl glomp his face, but he was used to it from this girl by now.
"Hi D-Chan…" DJ said, although his voice was muffled.
"Hi, DJ! Hi, Amy!" D-Chan chimed. She was almost like DJ, except she was (obviously) a girl, had long black hair (spiked up top in the same style as DJ's) and was definitely bigger than DJ. Sure, she was big up top, and her butt practically stuck out, but you should see this girl smile! She has all the cuteness of Kaori Ohara! Plus she gets one of the most flattering introductions in the whole fic!
"If you've quite finished suffocating DJ, how did you get here?" Amy asked.
"Ah, she's no trouble, really…" DJ said, secretly wondering how much oxygen there was between him and D-Chan.
"I wanted to enter the tournament, but I got lost and they closed the entries…" D-Chan sighed. "But at least I got to watch you guys! DJ, you kicked ass!" It was pretty obvious from this point on that D-Chan was completely obsessed over her male counterpart.
Finally, the next morning came, and after eating breakfast and watching Amy and D-Chan eat more than the whole crew combined, it was time to battle once again! DJ and Zori were making their way to the arena when…
"Wait!" Lisa called. She stopped inches before them, gasping for breath.
"What's wrong, Lisa?" DJ asked.
"Yeah, has something happened?" Zori asked.
"Not really…" Lisa replied. "I just wanted to say something… I've been thinking about this for a long time, and I should have known this kind of battle would happen… so, neither of you hurt each other any more than you have to! If there are any serious injuries, I'll kick the culprit's ass!" DJ just laughed.
"Don't worry, Lise. I won't go too far." He said.
"Me neither!" Zori added.
"Zori, go for DJ's head. If he hits anywhere else, he'll hurt himself!" Lisa joked.
"Hey!" DJ protested.
"Just kidding!" Lisa giggled. DJ smiled as he followed Zori to the arena. Bout one of day two was finally about to begin…
What?! How can they not go too far!? They have to give it all they got just to damage each other in this furious tournament of power! Watch out for chapter eleven, which judging by my recent streak, will be posted up YESTERDAY!!!! lol