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The Ultimate Largely Massive Pointlessly-Named Big Final Bout Super Tournament… 5!!! – Chapter 11!
Last time on Dragonball Z:
Lisa: I've been thinking about this for a long time, and I should have known this kind of battle would happen… so, neither of you hurt each other any more than you have to! If there are any serious injuries, I'll kick the culprit's ass!
DJ: *laugh* Don't worry, Lise. I won't go too far.
Zori: Me neither!
Lisa: Zori, go for DJ's head. If he hits anywhere else, he'll hurt himself!
DJ: Hey!
Lisa: Just kidding! *giggle*
DJ smiled as he followed Zori to the arena. Bout one of day two was finally about to begin, today on Dragonball Z!
"Good morning, everyone! Welcome to day two of the tournament we can't pronounce!" Bulma called, excitedly.
"For the last time," Lisa called out. "It's the Ultimate Largely Massive Pointlessly-Named Big Final Bout Super Tournament!"
"5!" DJ added, feeling proud that he could help, if only a little bit.
"The first fight of the day is DJ vs. Zori!" Chichi said. "Both fighters already have a winning streak, despite this being their first tournaments!"
"That's kind of obvious since they've made it to the second heat, don't you think?" Bulma retorted. Chichi sank under her desk.
"Leave me alone…" she replied, sadly.
"Hey, we still don't have a replacement referee for Krillin!" Bulma exclaimed.
"Like, I'll do it!" Hidoi cried out, jumping out from his hiding place.
"Hey, a robot!" DJ smiled.
"Yup. A VALLEY robot…" Zori added. Hidoi pulled a chequered flag from his suit.
"You, like, start when I wave this flag, k?" Hidoi instructed. "Fighters ready?" Hidoi waved the flag like his circuitry depended on it. "KILL EACH OTHER!" DJ and Zori looked at each other in fighting stance.
"We don't REALLY have to go that far, do we?" Zori asked.
"Thankfully not…" DJ replied. "But let's make it really good, otherwise that robot's gonna be programmed to search my stuff for Hentai DVDs…"
"You never told us you had Hentai DVDs!" Zori cried, looking shocked.
"I DON'T! But could you imagine a robot tearing through your possessions for nothing? Even if I did have any, I still wouldn't approve…"
"Good point." Zori agreed as he flew toward DJ. DJ did the same, and the two engaged in hand-to-hand combat. Or in the case of DJ, hand-to-hand-foot-or-head combat. In order to avoid a downward chop from Zori's left hand, DJ quickly phased to his left and head-butted Zori's right shoulder.
"What the-?!" Zori exclaimed, regaining his stance. "What kind of fighting is that?" DJ just grinned.
"I was taught to use my head. Can ya blame me?" he replied. "Take this!" DJ leapt into the air and began firing ki shots in Zori's direction. Zori countered the first ten with his own shots, then quickly ran out of the way of the rest. "Ah, I dunno why we always try ki shots, they never work…" DJ sighed. Zori leapt up to DJ's height and kicked him back down to the arena floor. Just a second after landing Zori had to jump up again to escape a sweeper kick from DJ. DJ saw this as an opportunity to punch Zori out of the arena, but his poor, not-quick-enough logic wouldn't let him decide whether to use the Hundred Crack Fist or one of the attacks using the 2Bad cap. But wait, DJ hadn't become 2BadGanje! He realised this mistake only after Zori landed and kicked DJ high into the air!
"We'll see if ki shots don't work!" Zori called as he fired a barrage of shots at DJ. Each one that hit sent him further into the air, which would only mean trouble for his landing. Zori translocated to just above DJ and cupped his hands together. "Try this on for size!"
"Oh, crap…" DJ sighed.
"KAMEHAMEHA!!" Zori fired a Kamehameha wave directly at the arena floor, catching DJ in the full blast! This would not only damage him, but accelerate his journey to the floor, damaging him further!
"I gotta do something to slow down my impact, or I'm a pancake for sure!" DJ said. "But what can I do? I don't know how to use the Kamehameha wave… wait, I've got it!" DJ quickly cupped his hands together and threw them forward, pointing in the direction he was falling. "I pray to Goddess Rose that Lisa doesn't mind this! I have no choice! HERWORTHAMATA!!!" At this moment, DJ fired a similar ki wave from his hands, halting his plummet entirely.
"So, you have a wave attack too?" Zori asked.
"That's right!" DJ replied, still concentrating on his energy usage. "This is originally Lisa's attack, but since we share the same blood, I can use it too! Just I can't use any of the more powerful variations, so this'll have to do!" DJ increased the power output of his wave, making it more powerful than Zori's Kamehameha.
"Hey…" Bulma inquired. "Do you think DJ's using his attack to push him self back up to Zori and continue the battle from the air?"
"Geez, Bulma, we ALL already had that idea!" Chichi retorted. By this time, DJ had already reached within ten feet of Zori's location.
"I don't get it! Why are you submitting yourself to the torture of the attack?" Zori asked.
"So that I can damage you too!!" DJ called as he suddenly retracted his energy and turned to face Zori. "Now feel the full force of all that power I gathered just to get up here! RESUME HERWORTHAMATA!!!" DJ fired the Herworthamata wave directly at Zori, countering and overpowering his Kamehameha.
"Hey! Was that a new attack!?" Chichi asked.
"Of course not!" Bulma replied. "He's just continuing his previous attack!"
"Oh…" Chichi said. "I knew that!" The explosion of the countering waves and the resulting blast of DJ's attack sent Zori hurtling higher into the sky than ever, and inevitably flying back down too. DJ curled into a somersaulting roll and landed on his feet, but it felt like he'd just broken both his legs!
"YEOOOOOOOOOWWW!!" DJ cried in agony, tears welling up in his eyes. He then caught sight of Zori, flying at mach velocities toward the arena, but his course was to land just outside the actual arena area. 'If Zori lands outside the arena, I'll win this fight…' DJ thought. 'But from that height, it's gonna kill him!' DJ ran as best as he could to the edge of the arena, grabbed Zori as he was about to land, and threw him to the middle of the arena, collapsing afterward.
"Is it just me, or did DJ just stop Zori from landing outside the arena?" Lisa asked.
"It looks more to me like DJ wanted to stop Zori from being splattered…" Amy replied.
"Yeah, that fall would have killed even us…" Leanne sighed. "Thank Goddess Rose for DJ's nature…"
"Hey, who is this 'Goddess Rose' anyway?" Angel asked.
The audience had begun their fit of cheering ecstasy, and the match hadn't even ended! DJ sat up, grinning from ear to ear while Zori climbed up into a sitting position too.
"I don't understand…" Zori said. "You could have won from there… why did you prevent it?"
"With that height and speed, you'd have breathed your last!" DJ replied. "I'd rather risk losing the match than a friend…" Zori smiled when he noticed DJ smiling as well.
"I owe you one, DJ. But we'll save it for after the match."
"No problem!" DJ replied as he and Zori commenced firing ki shots at each other, each countering their opponent's. I know it had been done already, but after what these two had been through, it was just about all they had left.
"You IDIOT!" Vegeta called out. "To a fighter, winning is all that counts! Where's your pride?!" Both DJ and Zori stopped firing at each other.
"I GOT YOUR 'PRIDE' RIGHT HERE!" DJ yelled as he opened fire on Vegeta!
"DJ, stop!" Zori cried. "I know he's arrogant, but… he's my dad…"
"Some dad!!" DJ yelled at Zori. "He said I shoulda let you die!!"
"Stop twisting my words around, you runt!" Vegeta shouted. "I only said winning is all that counts, so you shouldn't have stopped him from landing outside the are-" Vegeta choked as he realised what his words meant. Sure, winning's great, but what's pride if the cost is your own son? Vegeta staggered and vacated the area.
"Where are you going!?" DJ called.
"Leave me alone…" Vegeta sighed. Amy tried to follow him.
"Are you OK?" she asked, serenely.
"I SAID BACK OFF!" Vegeta yelled as he hurried his pace. Amy just sighed.
"Perhaps…" she started. "…perhaps there's hope for him after all?" Something about this entire match had touched Zori as well. He saw DJ sat there, and no longer wanted to beat him up. But it was now DJ who was trying his best to stand.
"Hidoi! –oww!" DJ said as he stood, but realised the pain from his landing earlier. "I feel that I no longer have the capability to battle my opponent…"
"YOU may not have the capability…" Zori interrupted. "But I no longer have the desire to continue."
"You don't?" DJ asked.
"That's right. Therefore I forfeit. It's one thing to stand in the face of victory, or defeat, but it's another to be pulled from the face of death by your very opponent. Besides, I'd say we're equal…" Zori held out a hand to DJ to help him to stand. "…wouldn't you?" DJ just stared, bewildered, then took Zori's hand.
"Yeah." He replied, smiling despite his pain.
"In that case…" Chichi said. "The rules state that DJ is the winner of this match, but the entire outcome itself states that BOTH fighters are winners today!" Not another sound could be heard over the roar of the audience. If there was any fight to be remembered, this was it! Zori lifted DJ up onto his right shoulder and carried him out of the arena to the recovery room.
"Hey…" DJ said, making a realisation. "This is…"
"The shoulder you head-butted, yeah." Zori replied. "You handled so much pain for me, so I'm gonna do the same…" DJ just smiled and fell into a semi-conscious state.
"Are you guys OK?" Delon asked as Zori arrived.
"Yeah, we'll be fine…" Zori replied. "DJ's gone into a state of subconscious snoozerial arrest…" Delon just stared blankly at Zori.
"In other words…" Delon inquired.
"He's asleep." Zori said. Kage, Lisa, Amy, Leanne, Thomas and Jedite were in the Recovery room as well.
"I hope DJ's legs heal up soon." Amy sighed.
"Yeah, his next match isn't too far away!" Jedite added. "I hear heats 2 and 3 will be in the same day, since they're shorter than heat 1." DJ suddenly stirred as though he was about to wake up.
"Hey, he's gonna wake up!" Lisa said.
"DJ always says something that I find really cute whenever he wakes up like this…" Amy added. "Just wait for it…" DJ slowly opened his eyes.
"………ice……cream…" he said.
"Awwwwwww! I told you!" Amy chimed. "I have some ice cream here for you, DJ!" Amy handed DJ a tub of strawberry ice cream from the three hundred she had brought for herself.
"I swear one of these days she's gonna burst…" Leanne sighed. "So, Thomas, what kind of ice cream is your favourite?" Thomas blushed a little. He didn't understand why Leanne was so interested in talking to him. He looked back at her, noticing the cute little smile on her face, the look of keenness in her eyes, shining through the lenses of her oh-so-cute glasses (not now, Thomas, think of the situation here!) and the way she leant forward towards him, as though waiting for an answer.
"Well…" Thomas started. "I guess I like them all… I never really picked out a favourite… but chocolate's pretty good…"
"I think so too!" Leanne chimed. "And those chocolate flakes you can get with them, man! The more of those they put in my ice cream, the better!"
"I agree! You can get chocolate cones, and even those that allow three scoops on!"
"And they provide a resting place for a fourth scoop! Just think about it, we'd be in chocolate ice cream heaven!" Well, it looked like Leanne had succeeded in getting Thomas to talk. But then, there are some girls you just can't say no to.
"Oh, my God! Our fight's gonna start in a few minutes!" Lisa said. "Let's go, Leanne!" But Leanne was busy chatting with Thomas. She even managed to make him laugh a couple of times, and there were giggles on her part too.
"Will you two be OK?" DJ asked.
"Don't worry about us," Lisa replied. "It's best to worry about yourself now. You're the one who nearly broke both his legs! I always thought you'd do that on one of those dance machines!" DJ couldn't help but laugh at this. With some of the stuff he pulled off on Dance Dance Revolution, you'd think he'd be injured a long time ago. "Come on, Leanne, or we'll be late!"
"Aww, but I'm having fun talking to Tommy…" Leanne pouted.
"Tommy?" Thomas repeated, blushing.
"Tommy?" Lisa repeated, bewildered. "Come on! You can chat later! I had to wait while chatting to Zori…"
"Yeah, that's true…" Zori added.
"Just don't go for the head too much," Kage joked "Or she won't remember what she was talking about!"
"Yes. Amnesia is always a possibility…" Delon added. "But between two RocketGirls, I can only expect a fierce battle…"
"Man, lighten up!" Lisa cried. "Can't you just say I'm gonna kick her ass?"
"Oh, is that right?" Leanne replied, grinning. "Well, we'll see whose ass swells from extensive kicking! At least when I change its shape, Amy can't call you Blitzball Butt any more!"
"I'll show you!" Lisa retorted, cracking her knuckles. Yep, these two had riled each other up to fight, all right. It clearly showed, as you could practically see the fire in their eyes as they walked side by side, grinning cockily, to the arena.
"Well, there they go…" DJ sighed.
"Oh, dear. I hope things don't get out of hand…" Amy added. Jedite noticed that Thomas was blushing again, but this time he was smiling as well.
"Hey, are you OK?" Jedite asked.
"I'm better than OK…" Thomas replied. "I… I'm in love…"
As they stepped up onto the marble arena floor, Lisa and Leanne knew that it would be near-impossible to top the last match, but they'd sure try. Hidoi ran to the centre of the arena with his chequered flag.
"Fighters ready?" Hidoi asked.
"I've been ready since I woke up this morning!" Lisa grinned.
"Not good enough, pretty girl! I was ready in my sleep!" Leanne teased. Lisa felt that it sounded a lot better when Zori said "pretty girl", but at least it meant Leanne was ready for the battle.
"Like, OK then!" Hidoi chimed as he waved the flag. "Like, totally beat other up!" Leanne was tempted to kick the flag out of Hidoi's hand, but instead turned her attention to Lisa. Lisa easily jumped over Leanne's first kick, then delivered one of her own, which Leanne ducked under.
"Let's see you dodge these!" Lisa called. "BULLET KICK!!" Lisa's right foot became a blur as she started kicking at Leanne at the speed of light.
"I'll counter them instead! HUNDRED FOOT BLAZE!!" Leanne's right foot joined in the blurriness and countered each of Lisa's kicks. Anticipating this, Lisa quickly bent her leg inwards, trapping Leanne's leg and preventing her from attacking! Leanne tried to pull her leg free, but to no avail. Lisa charged up some ki energy in her left hand and placed it on Leanne's chest.
"You can't be serious!?!?" Leanne gasped. Lisa let Leanne's leg free and blasted her with the ki shot she was saving. Leanne rolled across the arena and just saved herself from falling off the edge. "……you're serious…" Leanne staggered to her feet.
"Time to finish this!" Lisa called as she sped toward Leanne, ready to kick her out of the arena. Leanne quickly sidestepped and kicked Lisa backward. She obviously wasn't finished yet!
"Don't think you're beating me THAT easily!" Leanne replied. "Now to show you my true power!" At this point, Leanne seemed to just explode! After the light cleared, in her place stood someone who looked exactly like her, but she was wearing a sailor suit and looked like she had guns attached to her hips by straps.
"Great…" Lisa said. "She's become Sailor Dragoon…"
"Now you die!!" Leanne called. "Well, not really die... I mean, you either get knocked out, or fall outside the arena…" Lisa quickly stood up.
"Enough talk! If you're gonna use a different form, then I guess I'll have to as well!" Lisa called, charging up energy and activating her Power Junction form.
"Come on!" Leanne teased. "You gain a bit of power and change your hair colour. You call THAT a transformation?"
"Fine! I'll take things to the next level!" Lisa called. She started gathering more power than before, then in a flash of light, her body began to grow. It only grew a couple of inches, and suddenly her hair spiked out and became reddish-brown. Her skin became a little darker too, and the tension caused by her power was so thick, you could cut it with a knife from a thousand miles away!
"So, you finally tapped into Power Trigger…" Leanne smirked. "This could be interesting…" Before Leanne could do anything else she found herself in a huge crater in the floor. After a few seconds of paralysis Leanne looked up to see that Lisa had elbow-jabbed her into the floor! "Damn! She's fast!" Leanne cried, climbing out of the crater, only to be kicked through the side by Lisa.
"Come on, I thought this was gonna be a good fight?" Lisa asked.
"Fine! You want a fight, here it is!" Leanne cried, breaking her way out of the floor she'd been trapped in. She too started flaring power up, first going through Power Junction, then the Power Trigger stage.
"Hey, don't grow too much!" Lisa teased. "You look like your sailor suit's about to break!" Leanne blushed and punched Lisa to the floor.
"Shut up!" She screamed, breathing heavily.
"Whoa, don't breathe too big, or we'll need CENSORED signs!" Lisa teased.
"SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!" Leanne cried. Each time she shouted "SHUT UP!" synchronised with a punch dealt to Lisa.
"Hey! Cut it out!" Lisa cried. But there was no stopping Leanne now! She didn't stop until she'd made a crater thirty feet deep! Hidoi peered into the crater to see that Lisa had no capability of continuing, and Leanne was just climbing out.
"Wow! Like, that crater is soooooooo deep!" Hidoi gasped. "Leanne is, like, totally the winner!" With the audience's usual cheering and Leanne taking credit for her victory, Amy proceeded to help Lisa out of the crater. Vegeta was also watching.
"Now, why didn't I think of that?" he asked himself.
"I think you got Leanne a little too angry…" Amy sighed as she carried Lisa to the recovery room.
"Gee…" Lisa replied. "Ya think!?"
Leanne only knew one way to blow off steam after Lisa's attempt to get the fight going, and that was to find (and kill) Sephihimoto. So, he's not been forgotten from this fic after all. Leanne didn't notice anyone as she walked past the recovery room, but Thomas sure noticed her!
"WOW!!!!" He cried out, suffering a nosebleed. "DJ wasn't kidding about Power Trigger!"
"I wonder where she's off to?" Jedite asked.
"I dunno," DJ replied. "But she looks kinda mad…"
"Hey, maybe Thomas can help cheer her up?" Kage joked. But to everyone's surprised, Thomas just left.
"Hey, what's up with THAT?" DJ asked.
"I guess he thought it wasn't such a bad idea…" Jedite replied…
If you want to know where the miserable yet highly destructive bad guy was, he'd been at the arcades all day and since his battle with Thomas, beating the crap out of the Fist of the North Star arcade. He was about to punch through the arcade to get another coin, when…
"Oi! Sephi-whatchamacallit!" Leanne called. "You've been gone for too long, and now that I've found you, I'm gonna kick your…" she didn't have time to finish before Sephihimoto fired a ball of Dark Thunder at her. She easily jumped over the ball, but slipped as she landed, falling onto a snooker table.
"You couldn't have made it easier!e he " Sephihimoto cackled. "Now DIE!!!" Sephihimoto allowed his fist to gather energy and glow again, but little did he know he'd never get the chance to use his attack. Before he could punch Leanne into a thousand pieces, Thomas leapt into action from the outside and kicked Sephihimoto into a pinball machine. The machine fell on top of Sephihimoto, and the word "LOSER!" flashed up on screen.
"Whoa…" Leanne started. "Tommy, you saved me…"
"Heh. I just couldn't let him kill you…" Thomas replied. "But… why do you call me Tommy?"
"Well…" Leanne blushed. Thomas thought it would be best not to pressurise her, so instead he helped her to her feet and set off back to the tournament grounds. Leanne rushed to catch up, and playfully bumped her hip into his.
"I'll explain along the way…" she sighed, winking at him. Sephihimoto kicked the pinball machine off of him and stood up.
"I have no time for this!" he said. "I have a match due! I'd better get ready to kick some ass!" With that, he flew in the direction of the arena, his anger fuelling his intent to win…
Xell was already at the arena when Sephihimoto finally decided to show up. In fact, Xell had been helping to install a gigantic filling after Leanne punched that 30-foot cavity into the floor.
"So, late as usual, huh?" Xell joked.
"Oh, shut up." Sephihimoto retorted as he stood up onto the arena floor. "You're going right down into that hole you just filled!" This was followed by Hidoi running up to the centre again with his flag. Sephihimoto kicked him away. "Yes, we're ready, so we're going to fight now!!" he yelled.
"Well, if THAT'S the case, bring it on, Sephi-whatchamacallit!" Xell called, lunging at Sephihimoto.
"What does it matter that no-one can get my name right? It won't stop me from killing you! Your infinitely futile life ends HERE!"
Yet another challenger goes against the bad guy! Will Xell be submitted to the same punishment as Thomas, or can he pull this fight off and defeat the heartless monstrosity with the very long name? Stay tuned for the next exciting chapter of Dragonball Z!! *is getting into this too much*