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The Ultimate Largely Massive Pointlessly-Named Big Final Bout Super Tournament… 5!!! – Chapter 12!
Last time on Dragonball Z:
Xell: So, late as usual, huh?
Sephihimoto: Oh, shut up. You're going right down into that hole you just filled!
*Hidoi runs up centre-stage with his flag. Sephihimoto kicks him away*
Sephihimoto: Yes, we're ready, so we're going to fight now!!
Xell: Well, if THAT'S the case, bring it on, Sephi-whatchamacallit!
Sephihimoto: What does it matter that no-one can get my name right? It won't stop me from killing you! Your infinitely futile life ends HERE, now on Dragonball Z!!!
"Go ahead! I'll even give you a head start!" Xell taunted. Sephihimoto just smirked, then delivered a kick that sent Xell reeling across the arena! Xell managed to plant his feet firmly on the ground and screech to a halt, and not a moment too soon! Any closer and Xell would have fallen out of the arena! "OK, forget the head start… I start to fight NOW!" Leaping over another of Sephihimoto's kicks, Xell quickly clasped his hands together and hammered Sephihimoto to the floor! "Now get outta my way!" Xell cried as he swiftly yet powerfully kicked Sephihimoto right where it hurts! Next time he's gotta go to the bathroom, we'd suggest that he sits down!
"Now that HAD to have hurt!" Bulma cheered. "Not even a ruthless, manic brute like Sephi-whatchamacallit can withstand an attack down there easily, right?" Bulma looked to her commentator partner, who looked white as a ghost, and fearfully gulped. "R-… right?" Sure enough, Sephihimoto was standing back up! He had a little more difficulty than usual, that goes without saying, but he seemed to just shrug it off eventually!
"No way!" Xell cried in shock. "How can you withstand a kick that powerful to the universal male weak spot!?"
"You forget who you're dealing with…" Sephihimoto said, albeit with a slight squeak in his voice. Must be proof that Xell's kick hit home. "Now, taste the wrath of my Blistering Butt attack!"
"What!?" Xell exclaimed. Before he could say any more, Sephihimoto has head-butted him back to the centre of the arena!
"Like my goody two-shoes counterpart, I too know how to use my head…" Sephihimoto smirked. Xell staggered to his feet, holding his back where he was hit.
"That's a relief… for a moment, I thought you were gonna use your BUTT!" he taunted.
"How DARE you!?" Sephihimoto fumed. "You dare make fun of your executioner?!" Sephihimoto formed a glowing black ball in his hands. "Taste the HOMING SPIRIT BOMB ATTACK!!!"
"Homing?!" Xell cried. "How can I escape that!?"
"You can't! Now DIE!!!" Sephihimoto yelled as he launched the evil ball of spiritual death in Xell's direction. Of course, Xell wasn't about to let himself be killed, so he quickly leapt high into the air Sure enough, the spirit bomb curved upwards and followed him!
"I'd better try to get that thing to hit Sephi-whatchamacallit before it blows me apart like that police force in chapter 1!" Xell proclaimed. But how? How do you escape from an attack that just follows you, and make it hit the attacker?
DJ, Amy, Sarah and D-Chan were sat at the audience stands, watching the whole thing. Well, D-Chan was sat on DJ's shoulders, taking bite after bite out of a chicken leg in each of her hands.
"He is just the lowest…" DJ cursed.
"How is Xell gonna win against THAT?" Amy sighed.
"Well, he'd better think of something soon," Sarah said. "Otherwise, it's all over! That thing's catching up!"
"Hey, DJ?" D-Chan asked as she gulped down the last bit of chicken. "Would Bulma and Chichi hold it against me if I threw these bones at Sephihimoto?" Suddenly, every audience member within 50 seats gasped in awe at D-Chan. She looked around innocently, almost fearing for herself. "What?" she asked.
"D-Chan, you remembered that guy's name!?" Amy asked, her jaw hitting the floor. "That's amazing!"
"It is? I did?" D-Chan asked. DJ just laughed.
"D-Chan, I don't think Bulma and Chichi are anything to worry about if you do that…" he explained. "Sephihimoto, on the other hand…" The 50-seat radius gasped again as DJ pronounced the name right as well.
"What… what would he do?" D-Chan asked.
"I know what he likes to do to little girls like you…" Sarah smirked.
"I wouldn't really say D-Chan's little…" DJ corrected.
"Hey, I resent that!" D-Chan squeaked.
"What's to resent? It was a compliment!" DJ replied, sticking his tongue out.
"Anyway," Sarah continued. "If that freak got a hold of you, he'd kick you into a spiked wall, electrify you with his Dark Thunder, stick very hot objects on your cheeks, remove your clothing and cook you over a barbeque!" D-Chan gulped hard. "Ya know that chicken leg you just ate? He'd chow down on your legs the same way…"
"No way!!!" D-Chan cried. "That's horrible!!"
"Hey, that reminds me, people cook and serve chicken breast too…"
"If he tries that with me, I'll not only give him indigestion, but also the worst GAS he's ever had!" D-Chan fumed. "Who does he think he is, trying to eat an innocent girl like me! I'll show him!" D-Chan threw a chicken leg in Sephihimoto's direction as hard as she could, but it was instantly sucked into the Homing Spirit Bomb!
"OK, that doesn't look good…" Amy sighed.
"It looks like Sephihimoto planned this move outright…" Sarah concluded, only to have the 50-seat radius gasp again.
"OK, that is getting REALLY old!" DJ said.
"…Indeed…" Sarah replied in agreement.
"Hey, freak!" Xell called. "I'm heading YOUR way now, and your little bomb's gonna follow me, right?" Before giving Sephihimoto a chance to react, Xell flew in his direction and gave him a punch in the forehead, knocking him to the floor. The plan was for Xell to stand above Sephihimoto and dive out of the way before the Spirit Bomb could hit him, therefore hitting Sephihimoto instead. But instead of this, the bomb just kept rising! As the sight vs. distance visuals took their toll, the spirit bomb seemed to get smaller and smaller, before vanishing as it got too far away to perceive. "So, it only changes its course once, huh? Fine with me!" Xell called as he kicked Sephihimoto some more. Xell delivered another kick, but Sephi's Chaos Control kicked in and he phased from underneath Xell to right above him.
"Eat THIS!" Sephi yelled as he threw a kick, but Xell easily dodged this one.
"No, thanks, I just had a burrito!" Xell taunted.
"Oh, I INSIST!" was followed by as downward kick to Xell's forehead.
"Damn you!" Xell cried. "Let's see how you like Hawk's trick!" Xell cupped his hands together and began gathering energy. "FLAMEWIND KI WAVE ATTACK!" Xell sent forth the infamous Flamewind attack, but Sephi kept his composure and kicked it into the air.
"What, you think I don't learn things from what other people do?" Sephi said. "You did the same thing against Cell, if I remember correctly…"
"Enough talk!" Xell replied, leaping up above Sephi. "Time you took a shower!" Suddenly, millions of ki shots fired from each of Xell's fingers in Sephi's direction. Assuming defensive position, Sephi stood in the middle of the arena and took each blast of the ki shower head on! It looked like Xell had the upper hand!
"Xell, keep your guard up!" Stormi cried. "He's probably just toying with you, like he does with everyone!"
"Shut up!" Sephi yelled. "I've only heard your voice for a few seconds and already I can't stand it!" This was followed by a quick elbow jab to the head from Xell to Sephi, then another kick to the nether region.
"Hey, that's my girlfriend you're talking to!" Xell yelled before kicking Sephi's weak zone again.
"What is it you like so much about attempting to desecrate my special no-no area?!" Sephi yelled back. Suddenly, everyone burst out laughing! Sephihimoto, a ruthless clone whose only desire was to kill, maim, destroy and basically not be very nice, referred to that place as "his special no-no area"? What's not to laugh at? "SHUT UP!!" Sephi yelled at the audience. But they still continued laughing. Sephi grabbed Xell by the ankle and threw him into the audience in a fit of rage! "SHUUUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!!!!!!" he repeated. The audience fell silent. Xell's resulting crash had caused a huge crater, and every audience member in his path had been killed! Men, women and children had been crushed against the sides of the crater. Xell himself was coming to terms with how lucky he was to be alive.
"Man!! I was so close!!" Xell yelled. "Why'd he have to do that, huh? Killing innocent people! What's that gonna prove!?"
"Only that he's a ruthless monster who needs to be stopped!" Amy replied as she and Stormi helped to pull Xell out of the wreckage. As soon as Amy noticed the victims pressed against the sides, however, the sight became too much and she quickly left, tears welling up in her eyes.
"Umm… shouldn't we, like, totally disqualify this guy?" Hidoi asked. Bulma and Chichi weren't ready to agree with this action, however.
"Are you crazy!?" Bulma yelled. "If Sephi-whatchamacallit is disqualified, he'll probably go into a fit of rage and kill us all!"
"And besides, if he remains in the tournament, there's always the chance of someone overcoming incredible odds and KILLING that freak!" Chichi added.
"Well…" Hidoi started, then realised that there'd be no winning against these ladies. "I know I'll regret this, but Sephihimoto is the winner…" There was no cheering for Sephihimoto though, as the entire audience had fled in panic. Sephihimoto just vacated the arena, off to do his own thing before his next match.
"Well…" Chichi started "At least he left THIS arena intact…" But Chichi soon realised that she had spoken too soon as the combined force of the Homing Spirit Bomb and the deflected Flamewind attack crashed down on the marble floor, leaving a gigantic crater in its wake.
"Chichi?" Bulma said. "I freaking HATE THAT GUY!!!!!!!"
In the recovery room, everyone who wasn't evil was helping Xell out.
"You OK, bro?" Hawk asked.
"Don't worry about me," Xell replied. "What about those innocent people that freak threw me into?"
"What?!" Hawk gasped.
"It was horrible!" Stormi cried. "I saw that freak throw Xell into the audience, then there was the splattering of blood… I thought Xell and the people were only injured, but it turned out to be much worse…"
"Worse?!" Leanne cried. "What happened?" The look on Amy's face said it all, as just thinking about the event was making her cry again. DJ hugged Amy to comfort her, and she hugged back, but still continued to cry.
"Everyone in my path was killed…" Xell sighed. "Like Stormi said, it was horrible! WORSE than horrible! That guy's a killing machine! A psychopathic maniac!"
"Great, NOW you figure it out!?" Lisa cried, enraged by Sephi's actions. "I'm gonna turn his ass into Swiss cheese right now!!" Lisa had almost made it out of the room when Zori dived upon her.
"Wait, Lisa-chan! It's too dangerous!" he cried. "Don't throw your life away like that!"
"I don't intend to throw MY life away, though I can't say the same for HIS!"
"He'd gladly kill you, me and everyone else here if you got him mad! In fact, we're lucky he hasn't been doing that in his spare time! Winning's made the freak happy, but if that's shattered then we could all be history! I can't let you take that chance, Lisa-chan, you mean far too much to me!"
"But Zori, I…" Lisa realised what a bad idea it would be to challenge him now. Anything bad that could happen around Sephi most certainly did happen.
"Will you get off of her?!" Vegeta snapped. "Let her fight if she wants to! At least she's showing true warrior spirit!"
"Being a warrior isn't about going out causing massacres, Dad!" Zori yelled.
"Exactly! And massacres are exactly what we'll prevent by desecrating that guy! I say we all attack him together! Then he won't have a ghost of a chance!"
"I think we should wait it out and see what happens…" DJ suggested. "And please don't worry about people dying. Why do you think we're in a Dragonball Z fanfic?"
"Hey, yeah!" Amy squealed with delight. "We'll use the Dragonballs to summon Sharon and wish everyone back!"
"Umm… Amy, you mean Shenron…" Angel corrected.
"Sorry about that. But great idea, DJ! I could kiss you!" And so Amy DID kiss DJ, and everyone could tell that the kiss wouldn't be broken for a long time…
"Sarah, how can you watch those two?" Leanne asked.
"I dunno I just think it's a beautiful thing, you know?" Sarah replied.
"Yeah, but you love DJ too, don't you?"
"Don't you remember that you girls find it impossible to get jealous of each other as far as your relationship with DJ's concerned?" Gokan interrupted.
"Hey, you remember a lot about Rockies, don't you Gokan?" Lisa asked. "I'm impressed!"
"Yeah! I also remember that I'm not allowed to say that word…"
"I've had enough of all of this!" Vegeta yelled. "If anyone wants me, I'll be drunk!" and with that, he left.
"You mean there's a BAR here?" D-Chan asked.
"Why is Veggie always in a bad mood?" Zeon asked, ignoring D-Chan's question.
"STOP CALLING ME VEGGIE!!!" Vegeta yelled as he continued on his way.
"He's just always been bad-tempered, I guess…" Thomas replied. "I don't really know that much about him, though…"
"Yeah… but, there's a BAR here?" D-Chan asked.
"Hey, you're getting a lot more talkative now, ya know?" Jedite said to Thomas, ignoring D-Chan's question.
"Yeah, I think Leanne's helped me open up more. Isn't she great?" Thomas replied. Leanne blushed.
"Dude, she's sitting right there, you know…"
"Yeah, I know…"
"Yeah, we know… but, there's a BAR here?" D-Chan asked.
"Are you sure you're OK, Xell?" Stormi inquired, ignoring D-Chan's question.
"Yeah, I'll be fine." Xell replied. "Hey, at least I won't have to take any more blows from that guy… man, that was Hell…"
"Now you know how I felt…" Thomas said. "I had to feel the full force of that Destructive Glove attack… I dunno how I survived…"
"Neither do I, but I HATE BEING IGNORED!" D-Chan whined. "Now, is there a freakin' bar here or not?!"
"YES, THERE'S A BAR HERE, D-CHAN, IT'S RIGHT NEXT TO THE HOT SPRINGS!" Everyone exclaimed in unison. D-Chan cowered back and got a sweat drop the size of her head.
"…okie…" she smiled.
"Will Hawk and Delon please make their way to Arena C for their next battle!" Chichi announced. Surprisingly, every member of the audience who was still alive had returned to see the fights! Maybe they wanted to see Sephihimoto finally die, or something? But that would have to wait, as now it was Hawk and Delon's turn to kick a little ass!
"Thankfully in this match, no-one's playing to kill!" Hawk said as he followed Delon to the arena.
"Yes. That means that for the time being, the arena can stay in one piece…" Delon replied.
"Wait, you mean when that Sephi-freak fights again, he's gonna destroy another arena?"
"On his recent streak, it's more than likely. Not only does he desire destruction, he seems to revel in annoying Bulma and Breasts as well…"
"Huh?!" Hawk was confused, but suddenly realised what Delon meant. "Dude, you mean Chichi! And she'd probably make you sorry you
said that! I wouldn't wish those two on ANYBODY!"
"You could be saying things that'll make you sorry yourself!" teased Angel, who had just caught up, ready to cheer Hawk on.
"Oh, come on, it's not like they can hear us here…" Hawk assured. The following intercom message proved him wrong, however.
"Will you two hurry up to the arena and stop making fun of my name?!" Chichi yelled. "You don't know what it's like, ya know!? Bulma has to get her daughter to support me at really hard times!" A few people giggled, then a few more. The audience casually grew into a fit of laughter just like before! Chichi sank under her desk, realising that she'd brought this on herself.
"I think I'd better use this time to unwind…" Lisa sighed as she, Zori, Zeon, DJ, Sarah, Amy, D-Chan, Thomas and Leanne headed for the bar. "Ya know, forget all about a certain jackass…"
"But Lisa, Vegeta's at the bar, remember?" Thomas reminded.
"Yeah, but I was talking about that fake DJ!"
"Oh, Sephi-whatchamacallit?" Zeon asked. "Yeah, he DOES look a lot like DJ… except DJ's easily cooler than HE is…"
"Hey, c'mon, you're embarrassin' me!" DJ laughed as they entered the bar. Thankfully, Vegeta was nowhere in sight.
"All right! No Veggie!" Lisa cheered as she rushed toward the bar. "12 sakes to start off, please!" The attendants behind the bar looked a little puzzled.
"Are you sure it's OK for you to drink so much, miss?" one asked.
"Hey, I won't have to fight anyone any more, thanks to Leanne…"
"What can I say? I don't know my own strength…" Leanne blushed.
"Yeah, I told my friend Balloon Breasts that Leanne was gonna kill me back when we were on the ferry over here…" Lisa suddenly found that a small shoe had been thrown at the back of her head. She looked behind her to see that Amy had taken her shoe off and thrown it at her!
"My name is NOT Balloon… y'know…" she blushed. "It's AMY!"
"Ah, learn to have a little fun, girl! Hey, order up some sake for Amy too, and everyone else here. We gotta start loosening up!"
"Lisa, are you trying to get us all drunk?" Zori asked.
"Yes." Zeon replied for her. The first order of sake came up, and there were about 90+ bottles to start with!
"That best be all between us!" Thomas gasped.
"I could drink all this for myself and still be able to walk home," Lisa boasted. "But then where would the fun be if it left you all sober? Besides, the effects will have worn off by your next matches and if not, a Senzu bean will miraculously remove the effects!" Seeing no reason why not, each person took their own sake bottles.
"Well, down the hatch!" DJ called as he downed the contents of two bottles at once.
"Just don't collapse on the floor and start singing Particle Man again!" Lisa giggled.
"I like it when he sings…" Amy smiled.
"Hey, do you think DJ will be able to stand up if I glomp him while he's drunk?" D-Chan asked.
"Go right ahead and try…" Sarah said, encouraging D-Chan. "Maybe I should go a little easy, though…"
"Why?" D-Chan asked.
"Ah, good point." Sarah gave in.
"Gentlemen, commence pummelling!" Hidoi called. Hawk and Delon wasted no time in staring this fight, as they were already up close, exchanging blistering punches and kicks that, for lack of better word, were fast as lightning. Hawk leaped up above one of Delon's punches and prepared his Flamewind attack.
"Take this!" was his valiant battle cry. Delon knew time to react was short, so instead of attempting to counter the wave, he strafed out of its way and threw a ki blast at Hawk instead! A fire circle surrounding the Flamewind wave destroyed the small ki blast, and Hawk stopped using the attack. "So, pretty quick, huh?"
"My agility has risen from past training sessions, yes…" Delon replied. "And the results shall be the end of you!"
"Oh, I doubt that! Let's go!" but Hawk had very little time to react as Delon's now glowing left hand shot a barrage of ki shots at him! He had to risk moving into defensive position and taking the barrage head-on!
"Wow!" Delon seems to have the upper hand in this battle!" Chichi called. "Can Hawk, the Saiyan Badass, defend himself against such an onslaught?"
"Wait a second!" Bulma exclaimed. Hawk was not only taking each blast, but he was trying to walk forwards as he did so! "Hawk's pushing himself through the attacks! He's advancing toward Delon!"
"What's he gonna do? Just walk toward him until his ki runs out? And if so, what then?" This was a good point. What was Hawk's plan of action? Surely he couldn't stand up to this wave of attacks for much longer? And really the match hadn't started that long ago? Maybe about five minutes? Delon hadn't noticed yet, but Hawk was standing right in front of him, still taking the ki blasts like a pro!
"I've stood here taking many ki blasts from you…" Hawk said. "Let's see you take THIS one!" and with that, Hawk stopped blocking with his right hand to send a ki blast straight to Delon's head! The barrage ended, and Delon fell to the floor.
"Is it over?" Bulma asked. "Has Delon been defeated?"
"It certainly looks that way…" Chichi replied. "So, that means Hawk is the…"
"Wait!" Delon cried as he staggered to his feet. "I'm not finished yet!" Hawk smiled.
"Nice to see you have some fight left in you." He smirked. "I was beginning to get bored!"
"I'll show you!" Delon yelled as he sent a kick towards Hawk's midsection.
'Well… at least it's not the head…' Hawk thought as he caught Delon's kick, then threw him into the air. "I'd like to see you dodge THIS one! FLAMEWIND TORNADO ATTACK!!!"
"Tornado attack?!" Delon repeated. Hawk blasted forth a Flamewind like usual, but this one had a fire star at the front, which suddenly started spinning violently. This caused the ki of the Flamewind wave to curve outward and spin around Delon, like a tornado, really. "Is this your attack?" Delon called. "It's not hitting me!"
"Oh, it will!" Hawk called in reply as he started to contract his energy inwards. The walls of ki were closing in on Delon, and it looked like there was no way out! But wait… was the tornado of ki speeding up around him? But why? Of course! Delon's ascent was slowing down as gravity caught up with him! Too late to worry about that, though! The walls had nearly fully closed in!
"This could be it for Delon!" Chichi announced. And indeed, it was! When the ki collided with Delon, it exploded on contact, sending him spiralling downward, landing on Hawk! Hawk landed in a sitting position, while Delon was knocked unconscious.
"Man, that hurt!" Hawk cried. "You just keep battling till the end and beyond, don'tcha?"
"OK, NOW I can say that Hawk's won!" Chichi announced. "Which means, I'd better be ready for MY fight with Piccolo!"
Back at the bar, Zori, Zeon, DJ, Sarah, Amy, D-Chan, Thomas and Leanne were merrily chatting away, each of them quite a bit drunk. Lisa, on the other hand, was more or less wasted!
"Hey, Leanne, did I even tell you about the time Jedite and I pushed Gohan into one of those public baths? On the girls' side?" Thomas asked.
"Ooh… no, you never mentioned that…" Leanne replied, her eyes lighting up with drink-fuelled curiosity.
"That's 'cos it never actually happened. If it did, Videl would have killed us!"
"I'd believe that!" Sarah chimed. "Hey, how about another sake?"
"Umm…" started the barmaid "Don't you think you've had enough?" Sarah banged her fist on the bar.
"I'll TELL you when I've had enough!" she retorted. Shrugging, the barmaid brought Sarah another sake bottle. She quickly downed it, and handed it back to the barmaid. "OK, I've had enough." She smiled, sweetly.
"Hey, you!" D-Chan slurred. "What size bikini do you wear?"
"Why are you asking ME!?" Zeon asked, blushing. It was obvious to everyone that the group was drunk. Even Amy had drunk a few and was pretty merry. She proved this when she 'accidentally' dropped a ¥100 coin. Then, when DJ noticed it and bent over to pick it up, Amy jumped onto his back!
"Climb aboard, D-Chan!" Amy cheered. "We're gonna ride this baby TO THE MOON!!!"
"Yay! We can be a pair of lunar-tics!" D-Chan chimed as she jumped on too, wrapping her arms around Amy's waist. Lisa just looked at DJ.
"Hey, you don't sheem to mind all the attention you'sh getting, DJ…" she slurred.
"That's because I'm stuck…" DJ smiled.
"You can't be stuck! We have to ride you to the moon!" Amy said.
"Oh, yeah! The moon's THIS way!" DJ announced as he ran toward the hot springs, with Amy and D-Chan still on his back.
"Is everyone always like this?" Zori asked.
"Ah, it'sh a party, ishn't it?" Lisa replied. "Let 'em have their fun…"
"Lisa-chan, you are so drunk…" Zori sighed. The next person to walk into the bar was Vegeta.
"I can't believe I forgot my damned wallet!" he grumbled as he walked in. He stopped as he saw Lisa. "Great! YOU'RE here as well?!"
"Huh?" Lisa started as though she'd just woken up. "Oh. How ya doing, Veggie?" Vegeta was fuming, and his face was redder than ever before.
"STOP CALLING ME VEGGIE!!!!!" he yelled.
"Veggie! Veggie! Veggie!" Lisa chanted, giggling. "Come on, Veggie, let'sh take thish fight outshide!"
"Huh? What fight?" Vegeta asked.
"Thish one." Lisa slurred, smiling, as she kicked Vegeta out of the doors. As she staggered out to follow him, Vegeta grabbed Lisa and threw her down the corridor!
"Insolent cow! FINAL FLASH!!!" Vegeta fired his deadly Final Flash attack and blasted Lisa into a far wall. "Now that you're obviously plastered, I'll have no problem beating you!"
"Oh… oh, yeah?" Lisa stammered as she pulled herself back up. "Well, I'sh got newsh for you, Veggie, YOU'RE the one that's going down!" Lisa wearily cupped her hands together, then began gathering ki energy.
"Who does this girl think she is?" Vegeta asked himself. "She can't possibly hope to use a ki wave attack in her condition!"
"Die, Vegetable!" Lisa called as she forced her ki forth at him. "DRUNKEN RAVE HERWORTHAMATA!!!!" OK, this was just strange. She managed to launch her wave all right, but it was curving around everywhere, rather like a drunk aimlessly wandering and wobbling home. Vegeta smirked.
"Oh, this is simple enough…" he said as he just walked across a different corridor. "Now that I've turned a corner, she'll miss, and when the wave explodes, I'll come out and kill her!" But Vegeta didn't count on the Drunken Rave Herworthamata's secret attribute: It had curved around the corridor, turned the corner and was heading straight for him! "WHAT!?" Vegeta cried. "Impossible!" He started to fly away, but as he increased his speed, so did the ki wave attack! Vegeta tried flying through air ducts, twisting around corridors and flying in and out of the arena premises, but the Drunken Rave Herworthamata wave kept following him everywhere! "Why is that thing following me!? No matter! I'll just smash through it! BIG BANG ATTACK!!!" Vegeta gathered an obscene amount of ki in his palm and blasted it at Lisa's attack, but the Big Bang was just curved around, engulfed and never heard from again! "It swallows my attacks too!? What is this thing, Maijin Buu!?" Vegeta flew and flew until he could fly no more, and he eventually circled around to find Lisa again. "Hah! Now feel the force of your own attack!" Vegeta yelled as his flying ability packed in and he fell on top of Lisa! Would the drunken wave of destruction curve over and hit Lisa as well as Vegeta?
"No! I can't move!" Lisa cried.
"That's right!" Vegeta yelled, triumphantly. "Now DIE!!!!"
This is terrible! Is Lisa really gonna kiss her sweet life goodbye at her own hands? Has Vegeta sealed his fate in an attempt to get rid of his beautiful adversary once and for all? Should King Kai be expecting new visitors, or is this wave even powerful enough to kill them at all? Find out in the next exciting chapter of Dragonball Z!
(I know, I'm acting too much like the narrator, but that's what happens when you lie on your couch watching Dragonball Z for eight hours!)