-Bubblegum Bathroom 2040-
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters, which is probably a good thing.
Note: Based on a conversation with fellow degenerate SugarKitty.
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-Sylia-
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Sylia stumbled down the hallway to the bathroom, her bleary bloodshot eyes peaking out through half-closed lids. It had been a full day of self-medicating for the leader of the Knight Sabers. She was often jittery and unable to focus, so she took Quadrophen to calm down. She was manic-depressive and bipolar, and had a hard time dealing with her constant mood swings and depression, which was why she used Prozac. The Prozac and Quadrophen left her slow and lethargic, which is why she took the caffeine tablets and several prescription uppers to be able to function. But then of course all those uppers left her jittery and unable to function, which was why she took the Quadrophen, and the whole circle started again.
And all those pills tasted awful, which was why she would wash them all down with vodka on the rocks.
Unfortunately, all this pill-popping and booze swilling did take a toll, especially when the various drugs would interact and leave her constipated and cramping, like she was now. It had been four days since her last bowel movement, and she felt bloated and uncomfortable, which was why she was carrying the plain white bag full of chocolate laxatives in her left hand and the tall glass in her right. The glass contained a drink she created herself that she'd named "Nitro" due to its explosive effects and contained a powdered laxative dissolved in prune juice and flavored with just a shot of cognac.
Already feeling quite tipsy from all the pills and booze she'd consumed throughout the day, and unable to find the light switch, she blindly staggered into the darkened room. Setting the bag of laxatives on the counter, she took a handful and plopped them into her mouth, then chugged down the Nitro as fast as she could before feeling her way to the toilet. She pulled her skirt up, her panties down, and sat down.
A few moments later, a loud gurgling sound emanated from her stomach, followed by a very wet fart. Soon after, in a titanic, explosive release Sylia's impacted feces squirted out of her ass like the magma from a colossal volcanic eruption, the stench of which caused her to cover her nose with her hand as her eyes watered.
Once she was sure she was done, she wiped herself and stumbled once more out of the now festeringly stinky commode.
Five minutes later, Mackie, wishing to brush his teeth in anticipation for a date he and Nene were planning on attending, entered the bathroom and nearly gagged.
"Ugh, gross!" he whimpered. "Hey Henderson ," he yelled, waving to Sylia's butler who was dusting a table off down the hall, "Grab the cleaning supplies: Sylia's shit in the waste basket by the toilet again!"
-End-
Next time: Linna.