The
Lost Letters of Gandalf
(Pirates,
in my opinion...)
That does it! I am never traveling by water again!
Legolas, you are so lucky you are too chicken to travel away from your elven forests. I have spent several days in a holding cell with Captain Jack Something-Bird. Mr. In-Charge (Norrington or something like that,), I never really got his name, (He was wearing a stupid triangle hat, and he had a tiny ponytail. He also spoke like a prissy, stuck-up, mommy's boy... but anyway...) he believed I was a pirate, so here I am.
I must make a recommendation, these cells are way too small to hold two people. I woke up this morning, and found Jack on my shoulder. Oh yes, there was also a little puddle of drool, but I was expecting that from a pirate. I hope I never meet another pirate ever again. Give me Orcs, give me evil wizards, give me giant, unblinking eyes, just don't give me pirates! In my opinion Pirates are actually Really Awful, Distorted, Never-Should-Have-Come-Out-Of-The-Chicken Eggs! Not only this, but they must be some sort of alien sent to decrease the intelligence of the human race! (I do think this is sort of a waste of time on their part, Men can't get much more stupid than they already are...)
Look at all the time on my hands, I'm thinking about aliens for goodness sakes!
When ever you feel like coming and saving me, be my guest.
Gandalf the Going Insane, Grey
P.S. Do you have any extra bibs Jack can borrow?
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What
can I say? Gandalf's a whiner...
Sorry it's short, I'll get the
next Letter up fast... Keep the Reviews coming! And if anyone has any ideas about anything, I'd love to hear them!
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