A/N
Sorry for the long delay (8 months) time travels when you're reading everyone else's Fan Fiction's. Thank you to RGreen (Also an author on FF) for booting me up the butt making me update (Oh then DELETING the chapter on me thanks a lot appreciate it ;P)
Oh and incase people are wondering I fixed up the double up chapters save reading the entire chapter again for 4 lines any how back to getting Mac back to his reality.
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Sam and Mac were working in Sam's office looking at simulations to get Mac back to his reality but everything they came up with so far has been either too risky or down right lethal. Sam had to admit with out actually knowing what the device was supposed to do running simulations was pointless—then again so was sitting back and doing nothing.
"Well that can be thrown in the 'no way' pile! I like my face in one piece." Mac said while crossing out simulation #57 off the list Sam looked over to the monitor in front of Mac.
"I don't know it looks better sort of mysterious." Sam replied trying not to laugh at Mac's ''you have to be kidding' face his face looked fine but when you looked at it harder you could see the eyes were upside down as was his mouth…looked very scary
"Next simulation." Mac replied ready to type in the new code.
"There is no simulation 58 only 57." Sam replied
"There is always another simulation." Mac replied
"Not this time sir." Sam replied with out thinking Mac looked at her as if she grew another head.
"Excuse me?" He asked
"Oh sorry Colonel O'Neill and I have this argument a lot, only its 'plan b' or 'plan d'" Sam replied
"Ok…So you and the colonel are close?" Mac asked
"As close as two officers can be." Sam replied working on more simulations for Mac to get home.
"Oh ok, rumors are that you and Jack are an item." Mac replied Sam new his face said 'I am only trying to make conversation' but his tone was 'tell me about the competition'
"Rumors fly rampant around here; everything should be taken like a grain of salt. Nothing can be trusted." Sam replied still writing in the simulation code.
"So if I asked you out then you can't say 'no' could you?" Mac asked Sam looked at him faster than if anyone said 'The Stargate blew up'
"Yes I could say 'no' I could say no very easily. In fact I am saying no now. How dare you ask me out! I would rather go out with McKay!" Sam screeched
"I new you loved me!" Rodney said as he leant on the door frame.
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Daniel, Teal'c, Jack and Mary were all crammed into Daniel's office trying to write down the symbols on the device as best they could remember. Jack was finding it was easier to see a symbol than it was to draw it as one dot in the wrong place and instead of having 'hello' you had 'death'. This could stuff up the whole sentence and make Daniel cranky though Jack was having fun making little wisps of steam come out of his ears. While Jack was trying to remember the symbols on the console Mary was trying to write the symbols from the outer casing of the device while Jack was working on the consol as he was the one who saw the consol. Mary was fascinated by the outer casing. Jack put it down to Mary liking the jewels.
"Dr. Jackson I finished the first paragraph." Mary replied everyone in the room crowded round to look at what Mary had done. Jack saw that her translations were harder than his as she also had to include what looked like Goa'uld and Arabic mixed together.
"Interesting." Daniel muttered taking the notebook away from everyone looking at it.
"Daniel, remember that little talk we had about sharing?" Jack prodded Daniel looked up from the book looking at everyone else as if remembering they were there.
"Sorry, did it again didn't I?" Daniel asked looking sheepish
"The text that Mary saw is a different dialect to that that Jack saw, just very confusing." Daniel replied
"Is that good or bad?" Mary asked not looking up from the next paragraph she was writing down.
"Neither." Daniel said
"How can it be neither Daniel?" Jack asked Daniel was about to answer when Sam walked in the door looking very angry.
"Sam I thought you were doing simulations?" Daniel asked Sam just grabbed a cup of coffee and sat down next to Teal'c hidden from the door.
"Sorry had to get away from Mac and McKay for five minutes…sir if you EVER get as annoying as Mac I reserve every right to shoot you." Sam replied only to get the men to look at her strangely.
"So any closer to getting Mac home?" Sam asked sounding a little too hopeful.
"No we have got three paragraphs from Mary and a few symbols from Jack but no we have no idea." Daniel replied with out warning Mary and Jack jumped as if they were electrocuted.
"O'Neill, Mary are you all right?" Teal'c asked Jack and Mary looked more confused than anything
"Yeah T I'm ok." Jack replied all looked over to Mary who also said she was fine.
"What happened?" Sam asked
"I do not know about Colonel O'Neill but I just had a pinched nerve." Mary replied shrugging it off.
"Ditto" Jack replied not knowing how else to explain it MacKay ran into the room and looked at Jack
"Oh you're OK?" McKay asked almost disappointed
"Sorry to disappoint you." Jack retorted standing up getting rid of the pins and needles in his left leg,
"Ok MacGyver had a full seizure like epilepsy and is now in the infirmary unconscious." McKay replied. "Thought what ever was affecting him must have had an effect on you." McKay added throwing his theory around the room only to have it die somewhere in the room as no one elaborated on it
"No were fine." Jack said as they all went to the infirmary, well after Daniel went back for Mary who was still in the office working on the symbols.
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Everyone was waiting for Janet to tell them what was going on with Mac.
"It seems that Mac is having trouble being in this reality with Jack in it." Janet replied
"But I have been in his reality with out any trouble." Jack replied
"Janet would this be similar to what the other Sam went through when the other Sam and Kowalski came to our reality?" Sam asked
"Yes that could be it, but Colonel your DNA is very similar when I had done the first test results it came back positive. We had someone else look at the DNA it was so close that you could both be twin brothers." Janet replied
"So I'm safe?" Jack asked trying to follow the conversation.
"I don't know sir, I mean we got the 'me' out through the mirror before I was affected but you may be affected unless McKay and I can work out how to get you home." Sam replied
"Colonel I am ordering you to stay on base." Janet ordered when he became unwell she wanted him close by.
"Sorry to sound selfish here but what about me? I mean if there is another Mary Acret here in this reality…" Mary didn't need to finish the sentence if there was another Mary here on Earth—any where—trying to cover up the sudden illness will be too hard to explain or cover up.
"I'll go see if there is any record of Mary Acret, I need your help though the more information you can give us will be easier to find her." Jack said pulling Mary with him.
"Talk about protective streak" McKay commented before biting on an apple only to get glared at by everyone in the room
"What?" he asked innocently as if he had no idea what he had done wrong.
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A/N 2 Sorry for the shortness of the chapter but trying to remember everything you had then trying to redo it is hard. Will update when I can
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