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Shaga Saga
Ch. 7 Here I Come to Save the Day!
Oh, no, we're all doomed…
Kai rushed after the totally generic black van with the satellite dish on top, he pushed Shaga's body to her limits, willing it to catch those stupid captors.. As it turned on the freeway Shaga picked up speed, desperately dodging the heavy traffic.
This isn't working! I can't keep up in this traffic!
Kai glanced to her side and seen the thick dividing barrier in the middle of the highway. She smirked and leapt nimbly atop. Kai kept Shaga's technical eyesight trained on the van, only glancing away to check for any obstructions in his path.
As he glanced away, he noticed a large chunk missing from the barrier. Shaga's powerful legs easily cleared the gap, however the crumbling cement wasn't quite finished deteriorating. Her arms flailed and she kicked off, flipping back on to the other side, panting out the anxiety of that close call.
Kai looked up and his pupils dilated, one eye twitching slightly.
Up ahead was about 20 generic black vans with satellite dishes on top.
"Oh come on!!!! An international spy convention today!?!" Shaga roared, punching a crater in the cement barrier.
Kai scowled and leapt atop the closest van, and began his systematic searching of the generic black van equipped with satellite dishes.
With Shaga in generic black van 17
"Hey, kid, what's your name?" The portly man that abducted Kai asked.
Shaga was relieved to have been allowed to talk, that gag was starting to cut into Kai's soft, human flesh. However Shaga was still pissed about being captured.
"Well kid? Ya scared or something?" The man asked, after a long pause.
"Bite me!" Kai spat growling vehemently at the portly man.
Suddenly a loud thud from the roof interrupted. Then a hand shot through the roof and peeled back the roof like it was a sardine tin.
"Normally I would have knocked, but that got old after the 5th van." Shaga stated flatly and bounced the car.
The bunny hop caused the driver to momentarily loose control and go careening over a few lanes. The van swerved and spun out trying to avoid the slower traffic.
Shaga dropped in the ragged roof and kicked the man in the gut. He flew across the van, denting the side and falling unconscious. Kai's mind ran 100 miles an hour as he scooped up his body and bolted out the back doors, flinging them carelessly across the freeway.
"You could be less showy!" Kai shouted, Shaga inwardly huffing at him.
Shaga didn't reply and continued running down the cement barrier.
"You wouldn't happen to have a jet pack built into you some where would you?" Shaga asked softly, showing Kai's embarrassment with that question.
"What do I look like!? An international spy?!" Kai shouted, slapping her on the arm.
"Of course not, cuz that would be convenient…" Shaga muttered, rolling her eyes.
Kai glared daggers at her then huffed and looked away.
"You know, I think you either got a concussion or they drugged you cuz I lost consciousness when they abducted me." Kai said, Shaga secretly believing different.
Shaga looked at Kai, her eyes scanning her then looked back to the van, the eyes flashing and scanning it.
"You fainted." Shaga stated flatly and continued on.
After they got off the freeway (it turns out Shaga has blinkers) they continued at a slower pace, much closer to human capable speeds. Kai suddenly struggled and squirmed out of Shaga's arms.
"Here, lets try something… I kindda just though of it." Kai said and Shaga prayed to any listening god that it work.
Kai took Shaga's hand and stood next her, facing the opposite direction.
"Try to channel your spirit through our hands, and try to keep up." Kai said in a sing–songy voice.
They twisted around and spun, moving faster and faster. A burst of light separated them, flinging them across the street.
Shaga crawled out a bush, shaking her head fervently, shaking out the twigs and leaves stuck in her hair. She smiled widely and laughed.
"Yeah!!! It worked!" She shouted, clapping her hands excitedly.
Kai struggled to his feet, swaying slightly. He shot her one last death glare before collapsing on the street. Sweat poured down his face and he gasped for air. His eyes had dilated and were rolling up into his skull.
Shaga was at his side in an instant, her face contorted with distress.
Her scans told her that temperature was through the roof, his heart rate was severely accelerated and his O2 stats were deficient.
"It's like he's run a marathon!" Shaga gasped as the reasoning came to mind.
She produced a needle from her wrist and injected a fast acting tranquillizer into his neck. With in seconds his heart dropped out of the danger zone and his breathing became stable, leveling out his O2 stats.
Shaga sighed and feel back, wiping a hand across her forehead.
"You're gonna be the end of me, Hiwatari." She groaned.
Who would have thought he would have transferred all that with him. Not human can with stand that kind of strain.
Shaga clasped her hands together and leaned over him, mumbling softly to her goddess.
I know it was probably a little difficult to understand. For me this kind of writing is hard because… it is. But anyways, if your confused but absolutely must finish this fict (which won't be happening soon I have 22 chapters planned for this.) and need an explanation of what happened I can send it as soon as I get your review/ PM or whatever.
But as thanks to my lovely reviewers!!! Correction… reviewer-
Amanita Virosa-Amaranthus- I'm glad you like it! It was a little random thought actually! But I hope you like this chapter just as much!