Disclaimer: We don't own anything from Pirates of the Caribbean or any of the other movies that we're going to throw in!

A/N: That first chapter was fun to write! I wonder what we're going to think of next! This should be VERY interesting! Seriously, we've got no idea! Um… yeah. Here's chapter two! NOTE by Torilei: I SO got the first sentence from an All State commercial, lol!

Chapter Two

Suddenly… nothing happened. Jack Sparrow came back up on deck with a new bottle of rum and he saw that Dory was still where he had left her. These are the words we wish we could type. Really, there was no rum left in the cellar. This we will not dwell on, however, for it will only make Captain Jack all the more furious…

Dory smiled her impossibly huge smile when she saw him. "Hey, Captain Black Pharaoh!" she called. "I haven't seen you in days!"

"Hardly." Captain Jack muttered, looking away as he mumbled incoherently.

"Oh, what's wrong, Mr. Grumpy Gills?" Dory asked.

"The rum! It's gone!" Jack exclaimed, "Why is the rum always gone?"

"I'm sorry but I don't know what that is." Dory said bluntly as she proceeded to glide around in her jar while singing, "Just keep swimming…. What can we do, we swim, swim…LA LA LA LA LA LA I LOVE TO SWIMMM-!"

"Slam your gills shut!" Jack ordered, thoroughly annoyed and soaked to the bone with the rain that continued to come pouring on the deck.

Dory continued humming.

Captain Jack Sparrow wondered where to look next, he needed that compass. "Where could my compass be?" he said more to himself than to any particular computer animated fish.

"Ohh! A compass? I've seen one of those not too long ago!" Dory exclaimed, "It was over there, no, over there!!!" Dory was pointing around with her fins excitedly, making the water in the jar stir. iLOLlots: like a smoothie

"Why didn't you say so?" Captain Jack leapt up drunkenly to talk to Dory. "Where?"

She was still circling her fins around and around. Apparently, any specific direction would go undecided for now…

"If you put me in the water, I bet I can find it!" Dory exclaimed, clapping her fins together.

Captain Jack Sparrow thought. There was not really any other use for her at the present, and maybe it could give him some more alone time in the glitch of this DVD. After all, he wasn't in the best of moods right now… "How can I trust you?" he asked, looking at the computer animated fish suspiciously. "How will I know that you won't run away?"

"You can trust me!" she exclaimed.

Captain Jack couldn't help but think that she would probably return to the ship because she would forget that she was being held captive anyway. That was a bonus. There was nothing to loose, "Okay, you can go…"

"Yippeee!!!" Dory shouted, "I'm goin' on a mission, I'm goin' on a mission!!! Thank you Commander Slack Pyro!"

"Wow…" he said, unsnapping the lid from the jar, "there you go! Good luck bringing back my compass!" He saluted her as he dumped her into the choppy waves.

She saluted back, saying, "I won't let you down, Maptain!"

"There is something wrong with you…"he muttered to himself. He looked over the side of the ship into the water to find that the little computer animated fish was already gone.

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Dory swam sleekly through the water. She needed to find the compass before the glitch in the DVD ended. Reader, remember how fast this story goes because it really takes place in only a few seconds…it is like fast forward…However, she didn't know how fast she had to swim in order to complete this task.

As she swam farther into the depths of the sea, she realized that she was right in the area that she had seen the compass before. Then, she saw something shiny at the ocean floor in the sand. She darted downward. It was the compass! Dory went to pick up the compass in her mouth when something hit her. It was an enormous creature.

"Woah, who are you mister?" Dory called out. Fear of gigantic and monstrous creatures was obviously not in her vocabulary as staring down at her was the Kraken.

"I am the Kraken," the fearsome beast answered in a hurried way, "I would kill you and break your bones with my tentacles before eating you eyeballs first… but I have to get somewhere. The glitch just ended and the DVD has moved on! I am late on my cue!"

"Oh boy!!! Added suspense when you arrive late!" Dory exclaimed, her mood not even swayed in the least bit even after hearing about how she would be demolished.

"I have to go demolish the Black Pearl! My master wants to kill Captain Jack Sparrow!"

"Oh! Cool! That name sounds…. Familiar.. I don't know where I have heard that before…" Dory thought, and while she was thinking, the Kraken disappeared. Now I am not just talking about swimming fast, I mean disappeared, literally, for he had just gone on a jump from real life to the digital world. As he demolished the Black Pearl, he couldn't help but think how odd Dory had looked, being computer animated and all…

Clamping the compass in her mouth, Dory swam back to the surface where the Black Pearl had been. She was startled to see that it was no longer there, being that she was not involved in this odd glitch in the DVD.

"OOOhhhhhh, no."

To be continued…

A/N: R & R please! Tell us how this second installment was!