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A/N: This story has been interesting. We love writing this though because we like to say that it is really creative even though they aren't our characters. Thank you for reading on, it will be rewarded with yet another bundle of laughs!!!

Chapter Three

Amidst the crashing waves, Dory had no idea where to go. The ship along with its strange captain was nowhere to be found. Now, she was stuck in the middle of the sea, holding a very heavy compass. Whatever would she do? With as little wit as she had, she knew that she needed to give it to someone before she forgot what it was and who she needed to give it to.

Just when she thought all hope was lost, which it pretty much was, a ship with white sails appeared out of the fog.

"Hey! Hey!" Dory called out, "Over Here!"

"What was that, Sir Lancelot?" said a man who looked like a significant figure.

"It looks like a talking, computer animated fish," the man who must have been Lancelot answered, "though we don't know what computers are. The word just… struck me like a knight wielding his sword."

"Well, how else would you describe it?" the significant figure asked. "Blue?"

"Um, Arthur. It IS blue." Lancelot said.

"…….. I knew that." Arthur replied. Then, he turned his attention to Dory. "You there, how do you call yourself?"

"Yes, I am doing well, thanks!" Dory waved, not understanding the Old English.

"No, how do you call yourself, oh computer animated friend?" King Arthur said, a bit frustrated.

"Dory?" she shrugged, "and I was looking for Fabio, but now I have this compass and I am supposed to give it to Commander Mack Birdo."

"And who in the seven seas of the highest class in England is that?" asked King Arthur, quite at a loss of words.

"A pirate who has a ship…" Dory trailed off, "a big one!"

"My lord," Lancelot commented, "we do need to get a move on…"

"Hush, and let this odd computer animated fish have a chance to speak her mind," the king mumbled, "since when can fish talk anyway, but then again, what is computer animation? Maybe it is something to be discovered one day…"

"Ma'am?" Dory was shouting, "I need to give you this before I forget what it is, I have short term memory loss!"

"How dare you insult my royal splendor!" the king was appalled, "With an insult like that, you may just have to summon a whale in order to get me to carry anything for your name sake."

"Ooo, ooooh! I speak whale!!!" Dory yelled.

By this time all the crew of King Arthur's ship was watching to see the cause for all the ruckus. They were, of course, sighing when they only found a small computer animated fish… but they kept watching intently to see what their king would do.

"You know it was but a mere figure of speech, but I guess if you want, it will be a challenge of great value to you, such as a jousting tournament is to a knight." King Arthur was laughing inside.

"Ccooommee ttooo DDddddoorrrrrrrryy!" Dory sounded like she was having a major medical problem, a melodious medical problem.

The people on deck watched and waited… and waited… and waited…

"Accept my condolences oh Dory, but we must move on." Sir Lancelot was speaking, "Now what were we going to do next-?"

Just then, by shear happenstance, a humpback whale breached about ten feet away from the ship. They all watched in awe as the water sprayed up and enveloped the mystical creature. Most of the crew had never imagined anything like this in their wildest dreams.

"She must be a saint!" a crew member said.

"This is truly a miracle from the Lord!" said another.

"Holy Crap!" said another.

"Dory, oh saint of the sea!" King Arthur was speaking, "I am King Arthur, and this is my best friend Sir Lancelot, and we will be honored to carry that holy compass of yours."

"Wow, really?" Dory was dumbfounded, "Thanks!"

"Lancelot, send a man down in an escape boat to collect the precious item." The king said.

Soon enough, Dory was relieved of the broken compass. Her jaw actually hurt quite badly. "Ahh, that's nice! Oh, and who should I tell the pirate to look for? He will need to find that."

"Oh, of course, tell him I am King Arthur, leader of the Knights of the Round Table. He will know who I am if he is of any significance whatsoever."

"Okay, King Arthur, some knights, sure thing!" Dory waved her fin and ducked back under the water, leaving everyone on deck to ponder their encounter with a computer animated fish.

To be continued… (in the next glitch in the DVD)

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