The brawl:my way
When we just left our heros(Hey!)er, our uhhhhhh...smashers, yeah!A strange figure had appeared on the horizen.Who is this strange figure you ask?No?Oh,well it was Ash.On with my story!
Ash:Hey guys!
Peach:great,this dushebag. She wispered under her breath.
Author:Hey who are you? Tryin to take my job?
Narrator:No, im here to Narrate, as my title might suggest.The big guy said I was needed because of your horrible typing.
Author:Well, Im Comin in in the 5th chapter,so you can stop speaking in italics.
Anyways...
Ash:So how have you all been?
Mario:Where the hell are the pokemon?
Ash:Uuuuuuummmm,...huh?
Luigi:WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE POKEMON?
Ash:Oh,yea!
Ash takes out 7 pokeballs from his belt.
Ash:Go Pokemon!
All the pokemon flash out
Pikachu:Pi,Pika chu chu PIKA!
Wolf:Whats up his ass?
Mewtwo:He doesnt like being in a pokeball as do I!
Ash:But its a masterball...
Mewtwo:I dont care you PRICK!
Mewtwo then picked up ash and threw him into the sky causing a star.
(In the sky,again)
James:Come on Meowth!
Meowth:NO, I dont want to fight a bunch of freaks!
Jessie:But theres a prize,and we need it!
Meowth:For what?We always seem to afford those robots!
James:Yes,but were short on cash for our sex to...
Jessie:JAMES!Not now!
Ash:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
James:Shit...
Ash went flying into the ballon popping it,James and Jessie went flying into the sky while Meowth fell to the ground below.
Meowth:DAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMNNN!
(Back on the ground)
Pikachu:Pi pi?(What the?)
Jessie & James:Taaake thiiiis!
Meowth:(Whump!)Huh?
BOOOOOOM!
Meowth gets blasted over to the smashers
Pichu:Chu!(Look!)
Meowth:AAAAAAHHHHHH!
Mewtwo:Ahh,Fuck.
Bang! Meowth hits the ground scatering the smashers but Mewtwo brings them all back
Gannondorf:who ya be,eh?(hes canadian(look it up(meeeps)))
Deoxys:(yeah hes in here)Meowth:Cat type/normal.Strolls through streets late at night searching for coins and other shiny or valuble objects.
All:Ummmmm...
Deoxys:Pokedex entry.
All:Ohhh.
Jr.Well this is boring.
Yoshi:You said it man i mean where are all the..
WHHOOOSH
Ness shoots through a prtal with that cool fire behind him.
Bowser:Well,that was anti-climatic
(Mario,Luigi and Falco revealed scores)
Marios sign:8
Luigis sign:8.2
Falcos sign:01
Mario:Falco your sign is upside down.
(Falco flips it revealing a 6.9 somehow)
Quite a bit longer huh?Well it has to satisfy you now that school has started.