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Author's Note: Well, whatever happens in this chapter is purely out of thin air, as has been the rest of this story. Sorry that it has taken so long to publish this next installment.
Chapter 4
The air was cold as ice and he could see his breath in the air. All this scrambling about for seemingly nothing had become his way of life. Running here and there on the icy tundra was all he had ever known, and he never imagined anything else. Of course there had been that time when he had met the oddest "herd" there ever was or ever will be. All he had to do now for the time being was to find his precious acorn. The only problem was that he was on a small plate of ice that was in the middle of the open ocean.
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Captain Jack Sparrow was...
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As Dory swam…
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"THE CIRCLE OF LIFE!!! IT…"
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…Lord Voldemort raised his wand…
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There was a map on the back of the Declaration of Independence!
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…wondering what had just happened. A moment ago, he had been standing in front of the most fearsome beast of the sea, sword at the ready, waiting for the right time to dramatically leap into its mouth.
But now, Captain Jack found himself once again on his Black Pearl with no one else on it! Those darned DVD glitches! He found himself with quite the headache. As a result of this glitch, he saw something about some odd-looking computer animated fish, a song blaring over a rock, some old geezer of a wizard with a stick in his hand like a stupid oaf, and some hidden map on the back of a piece of paper. Not exactly what you would call normal…
Anyway, he had forgotten everything. That is, he never had been here before. If you asked him, he would not know who Dory was, or what he had sent her to do. He actually was wondering where his compass was.
As he pondered this strange scenario, he heard a strange combination of shrieks, squeals and sniffs coming from the water on the side of the ship. He hurriedly strode to the corresponding side of the Black Pearl to see what in the seven seas it was. What he saw was quite strange indeed…
There, sitting on a slab of ice, was an ancient squirrel with saber-tooth teeth, if that's what you want to describe them as. This ancient squirrel was, nonetheless, computer animated in high definition, and if the sun reflected on him at a certain angle, you could almost see the pixels in him!
At once, this high definition, computer animated, pixilated, ancient, saber-toothed, bushy-tailed, wide-eyed, squealing squirrel looked upon Captain Jack with a look of desiring an acorn. How he knew this, he would never know. (Torilei: If he wasn't mad enough already…)
(iLOLlotz: I'm gonna go grab some fruit snacks. You want some? It has a picture of Dory on it!)
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And with that, Dory came swimming out of the "Finding Nemo" fruit snacks package. "I gotta go find Maptain Tap Tarot!" she exclaimed to us as we narrate this story. (Torilei: I said this a while back, but this has to be the most random of our chapters yet!) Then, we turned the T.V. on and put on the "Pirates of the Caribbean 2" DVD and told her that we could find him in the glitch in there.
"Thanks, guys!" Dory said happily, plunging into the depths of the T.V. screen. There, she saw a kinda familiar looking ship on the horizon. She had found him.
Author's Note: Well, there's the end of our most random chapter yet! R and R please!!!!!!!!