hooray!Christmas is almost here!I saw one of my presents and its ghostbusters 1 and 2 on DVD.Also my wii came two days ago.I dont get to play it though. :( ,Anyways,here comes the christmas chapter of the smash mansion.Also Im well aware that marths dialouge last chapter was made-up japanese(this was written 4 days before christmas,and posted in early feburary)

"Ah! Four days until christmas!"Link said struggling to wrap the tri-force of power he had stolen from Ganondorf,now reffered to as Gannie, to give to zelda.At that very moment Gannie ran down the stairs

"AHHHH!!!Where is my section of the triforce?"Gannie screamed as he shook everyone by the shoulders one by one, stopping to admire when he shook Stacey

"Ah!Dude youre like 40!Thats wrong!"Stacey yelled as she punched Gannie in the nose

"Never stopped me"Pat said walking by

"God,Gannie calm down and drink some eggnog,it has vodka in it!"Luigi said from the couch

Gannie then picked luigi up by the collar and looked straight into his eyes"It was you,Wasnt it?"He yelled shaking luigi nearly unconceuos

"Shut up and help with the tree!"Peach commanded Gannie"Get that tinsel on faster!"She yelled whipping Mario and Roy,suddenly shifting her attention to the slowly forming tree

"Seriously,besides Brogan will be here any moment!"Pat said going to the kitchen

"Brogan?Whos that?"Everyone wondered outloud,following Pat

"Where is she,and why in the kitchen?"Sonic asked Pat

"Hmm?Oh,I was getting some cookies,Go to the fireplace and wait for her"Pat said biting the dough head off of a gingerbread man

So after about 2 hours almost everyone had left the fireplace,except for Pichu,Pikachu,Nana,Popo,Ness and Y.Link

"Wheres Brogan?"Ness asked scratching his head

"Pichu?Pi Pichu,Pi!"Pichu wondered

"No we arnt waiting for santa thats not for 4 days..."Y.Link replied as the fireplace roared to life with a blue flash

"Ahh!Demons!"Popo said running in circles

Pat immediatly teleported to the chimney area and said delighted"Ah!That must be Brogan!"

Suddenly an old man with long white hair in a ponytail with sandals and an odd headband popped out from the portal trying to maintain this side of the wormhole.Folowing him a red-haired boy with a large gourd on his back srepped out,then a youthful man and boy in matching green jumpsuits with living eyebrows,A rather plump boy with swirl on his cheeks filled with potato chips,A half-asleep boy with a mini-ponytail,A silver haired man with a mask that covered most of his face,An obnoxios loud mouthed boy in an orange jumpsuit,A shy girl with pure white eyes and dark-purple/blue hair and a boy with matching eyes and long brown hair,A boy with red marks on his cheeks and a puppy on top of his gray coat,a mysterious kid with sunglasses, a boy in a black body-suit with a blond carrying a giant fan trailing him, A blond woman with rather large breasts stepping out of the way to let a red-eyed boy with a black coat patterened in crimson clouds step through,a pale man with several bones jutting out of him followed by a boy with raven hair running out and 3 girls;a blond a pink haired and a brunnete all wrestling screaming things like:'Sasuke-kun is mine!','I will carry the Uchiha clan better than you!' ,and 'Ow!My hair'.The portal was closed as a pale man with long black hair finished his way through as a ten-ten shaped disturbance appeared in the air only to dissapear as fastly as her face did when she was sucked half-way into the smash dimension.

"Dude you brought fighting chicks!"Knuckles said to Pat as Sakura,Ino and Brogan all rolled on the ground squabbling

"huuhh...hold on,...(Closing his eyes)MAYONAIISE!"Pat screamed as brogan fell out of the fight laughing as ino and sakura continued fighting after awhile

"Shouldnt we stop..."Peach said before luigi patted her shoulder"You need to be quiet now"he said,as the girls continued fighting and ripping various articles of clothing

"Hehe,so umm...wheres poochums?"brogan asked dusting herself off.

"Poochums...?"Everyone said when suddenly

"HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWW!"howled a wolf sitting about ten feet away

"Poochums!"Brogan said as she ran over and hugged'poochums',normally this would be a good thing,unfortunatly,brogan was wearing herNIFTY POWER BRACELETS!(from wind waker)and 'poochums' eyes were slowly darkening

"Bowrraraooraw"The canine whispered as the imp on its back flew into his shadow as the sword he was carrying glowed(glew?)and he slowly became more humanoid,until a full fleged link was pushing brogan off of him as she was screaming'bishie'Over and over

"Gubba?"Zelda said as another zelda(only better graphics)walked up and said"Dont be so surprised"

suddenly princess ruto came out of nowhere and started ranting"Wait,wait,wait...now we have 4 links?How am i sopposed to find my fiancee if theyres FOUR of him?"Ruto shouted as the two who knew her hung theyre heads as the other two just backed away"Pat,You need to get rid of ONE of them"

"Hmmm...but wich one?"Pat wondered

"alright,twilight zelda,tetra fuse."Pat said as they became a new zelda called"Super zelda!"Which bassically looked like young zelda with better graphics"But which link?"

"Im the original"Said link(Ocarina of time)

"Im cell-shaded!"Said ww link

"Dude,im a frickin werewolf!"Said twilight link

"Ummm...im cute?"Y.link guessed

"DECISION MADE!"Pat shouted as y.link poofed over to ruto screaming as ruto popped into nowhereness!

"Well ,one less to kill!"Gannie said as he took out a checklist and crossed of B.3(it read)

1.Become ruler of eternity (crossed out but the cross was erased)

2.Kill the hero of time

a.original

b.twilight

c.young (crossed out)

d.Ones from the old crappy games like oracle of seasons

e.freaky cell-shaded one

3.sexalate zeldaand maybe nabooru

"Ahem,hate to ruin the party,but..."Gaara said as the naruto gang waited"are you gonna introduce us?"

"Oh,smashers-ninjas,ninjas-smashers"Pat lazily welcomed

"MORTALS!"Master hand shouted to the well..mortals(no inside voice)"You are lazy and must fight each other too pay for your living!"

"Haha!"Naruto laughed

"AS SHALL THE NINJAS!"

"Grrr..."kakashi scowled at naruto

"TO THE RANDOMIZER!"Master hand screamed as a giant screen appeared and started going through four sets of all the names

Gannie

"Awesome,time to show off"

Akimichi,Choji

"Munch,grmph...Huh?"

Roy

"Meh"

Jiraiya

"Hah,theres no way you can stand up to me!"

Set two(yes,theres two screens)

Luigi

"Ohhhh..."

Hero of twilight

"Ahhh,Fleas!"T.Link said running around itching like mad

Fox

"Heres some flea shampoo"

Temari

"Dammit"

Dramatic ending!

Yep,theres gonna be some fight chapters...maybe in a month or 8.Also,Im thinking about a zelda story about how the ladies cant get enough of link