"Ok, jungle boy," Eddy said to Roxas, a deep shade of red still present on his face as he covered himself with a blanket. "We need to find you some new duds." He opened up his closet door, as Roxas looked in awe. It couldn't have been a closet, he thought to himself. If anything it was a hallway, or even a small room of it's own. It was lined with what appeared to be hundreds of different outfits of varying styles and colors. "There's bound to be something in here for you, Roxas."
"There'd better be…"
"Hey, how about slipping into this little number?" Eddy laughed, holding up a pair of very very small swim shorts. They looked more like…like underwear.
"…I think I'd rather stay naked, thank you," Roxas replied, glaring.
"I agree with him Eddy. Let's find something that our new friend here would be comfortable with, shall we?" Edd began shuffling through the different clothes. "Something simple, subtle, yet really brings out the character in him…Ah, here we go!" He took out a green-checkered vest shirt, similar colored pants, and black tap-dancing shoes.
"No way!" Eddy yelled, slapping the ensemble out of Edd's hands. "That's the kinda junk my Granddad dresses in, sockhead. We need something cool, ok? Get with the program." He pulled out a white shirt with a purple collar, white pants, black shoes, and a gold necklace. "Now THIS is happenin'!"
"Yeah, that looks okay," Roxas said. "Just as long as I can wear something…"
"I would advise against that," Edd said. "Eddy's taste in fashion isn't exactly 'updated', you could say."
"Oh, hahaha, good one Mr. comedy."
"Um, guys? I think I found something he could wear," Ed said. He himself was just in his underwear, holding his regular attire by one hand.
"Ed, I don't think Roxas wants to wear-" Edd couldn't finish his statement as he slapped his hands over his nose. "Good Lord, it's like a dumpster in here!"
"Ed, put your stinkin clothes back on! Now I'll have to desanitize the place!" Eddy yelled, rushing out of the closet along with Edd and Roxas.
"But I still need something to wear!"
"Mm….Home sweet home," Ed said, laughing stupidly as he did.
EDD'S HOUSE
"Thanks a lot Ed. Now not only do I have to scrub my closet clean and put all my clothes through the wash, but now we don't have any decent for Roxas to wear," Eddy complained, pouring a bowl of Chunky Puffs cereal.
"I would lend you some," Edd said to Roxas, "But I'm afraid you're too tall for my attire. Uninvited stretch marks would be the only result."
"Nah, it's ok, I can just walk around half-naked forever," Roxas said sarcastically. He was lucky to have found a pair of white undies to wear.
"What to do…Can't we ask some of the kids for clothes?" Eddy suggested.
"It's possible, although I doubt they'd go through with it. We aren't exactly the most popular candidates for lending in the Cul-de-sac."
"How come?" Roxas asked.
"Those neighbors of ours don't like it when we try to make an honest living."
"Don't you mean money extortion, Eddy?"
"Shut up, Einstein."
"I know! Let's go to Rolf's!" Ed exclaimed, grabbing the box of Chunky Puffs and chowing down.
"Rolf's? Hmmm…Yeah, that could work!" Eddy said, smiling.
"Rolf is very understanding about various predicaments," Edd said.
"Not to mention he's a pigeon, hehe."
"We're off to Rolf's house!" Ed exclaimed, grabbing his three friends in a headlock and running out the door. Unbeknownst to them, something strange happened in Edd's kitchen after they left. A door-sized opening had appeared in the room, completely dark. Out of it stepped an Enigmatic Man, dressed in a black cloak and a hood covering his appearance…
ROLF'S HOUSE
Eddy knocked on the door of the house, hearing weird squeals from inside.
"Wilfred! Silence yourself before Rolf unleashes his shoe upon your soul!" Roxas raised his eyebrow.
"Just who is this guy again?" he asked.
"He's our eccentric foreign neighbor, whom we have developed quite a cultural bridge with," Edd explained.
"And you're sure he has clothes that could fit me?" Roxas questioned again.
"Absolutely," Eddy reassured. The blonde teen sighed, then smiled. A minute later, the front door of the house had finally opened, revealing the boy known as Rolf. He wore an outfit not too dissimilar from Eddy's; a yellow shirt with a large red horizontal stripe, and blue jeans. He had dark blue hair, which was soaked for some reason.
"Ah, it is you, soft-boiled Ed-boys. And you have recruited a jackal, hm?"
"This is our new friend Roxas," Ed announced, smiling.
"He is in need of some attire, and we were hoping you would be able to-" Double D started.
"Silence!" Rolf yelled, startling the four boys. "Rolf does not assist sneaky Ed boys!" He paused. "However, it is customary in the old country to clothe the nude so they are not later mistaken for swine during the Hunting of the Boar."
"…Thanks?" Roxas was having second thoughts about this, but did not object as Rolf dragged him inside, slamming the front door on the three Eds.
"Ah, yes. You are very tall," Rolf commented as he shuffled through a dusty trunk full of clothing. "Lucky for you my great Nano once had an uncle your stature."
"Hey, why were you so angry at the Eds earlier?" Roxas asked. The blue-haired teen stopped.
"You would be wise to stray from them. They have plagued this cul-de-sac for many years…" Rolf shivered, then handed Roxas a simple brown shirt and blue pants. The pants in particular had two very large patches in them. "There. You are now fully clothed. Rolf will see you on your way out."