Hostile Make-over
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
AN: Awsome! Thanks for the reviews! I hope I get more! Sorry it's so short. O-well enjoy it! I also thought I might tell you that it was my little sister who performed a hostile make-over on me. Just thought you might enjoy that little tid-bit.
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"People saying stuff"
Chapter 2
Hinata bolted out the door as fast as she could. "I can't let any one see me like this!" She started to run down the street. But their was a tall dark figure standing in the middle of the street. Hinata stopped and tried to figure out who it was, but all she could make out was a dark cloak with red clouds on the front. "Akatsuki!" Hinata slowly turned around to face the opposite direction, took about three steps and bolted in a dead-sprint hoping beyond all hope whoever it was didn't see her. she ran and hid behind a dumpster. She got down on all fours and tried to listen for him, but something was tickling her fingers. She looked down to see, none other than Itachi Uchiha hunched over and painting her fingernails. (Some how he found out about the little scheme and wanted in on it. Besides they forgot to paint her nails!) Hinata just stared at him with big wide eyes.
"Um...Itachi? What the heck are you doing?!"
"What does it look like I'm doing?"
"Painting my nails. Bu-but why?"
" Kisame is to stubborn to let me do his."
"By the way where...Where is Kisame?"
"He's busy..."
( At the aquarium Kisame swings his gigantic sword at the glass in the shark exhibit. "I'll save you my brethren!")
" OK" replied a confused Hinata, just hoping he doesn't try anything.
He finished painting her nails and was about to have her do his when Itachi sensed something and took off before he could be found. Hinata wondered who it was but remained hidden behind the dumpster. She could hear some one breathing heavily. Who ever it was had been running for a while. Their was a loud bang against the dumpster and then a skid. It was Neji, who had been running like a maniac from who knows what.
(AN: I know what!)
He jumped behind the dumpster with Hinata and pressed his back against the dumpster. He closed his eyes, braced himself, and held his breath. All of a sudden there was a flash of green and the sound of a large gust of wind following.
"Neji! Don't be afraid to embrace the power of youth!" Hinata could hear the sniping of scissors. Hinata peeked around the corner to see Gai holding a pair of scissors and a bowl. Lee was happily holding a rope.
"O Neji pleas come out! We have a present for you!" When their attempts to lure Neji out failed, they up and left to look for him somewhere else. Neji let out a long held breath. Hinata just stared at him. Neji casualy looked over at his cousin as if he had simply decided to seat himself behind a dumpster on some random spur-of -the-moment decision.
"This did not happen..." he said casually while simultaneously giving her the death glare. Hinata simply nodded her head in understanding.
"So...What's up?" Hinata took in a deep breath.
"IwaskidnapedbySakuraKurenaiTentenandInoandtheyrtryingtohookmeupwithNarutobygivingmeamakeoveragainstmywill!" Somehow she managed to get that all out without stuttering.
"Maybe I'm getting a little more confidant. Yay! Maybe this wasn't such a hair-brained-scheme after all!"
"ummm...Could you say that in English please?"
"I was kidnapped by Sakura, Kurenai, Tenten, and Ino, and they're trying to hook me up with Naruto by giving me a make-over against my will!"
Maybe it was the fact that Neji was a little over protective of Hinata, maybe he was way to pumped with adrenaline from running from the green beasts, or maybe he just hated Naruto's guts. In any case being his ever so emotionless self stood up and casually walked of to kill Naruto.
"Gotcha!" yelled Lee as he lassoed Neji with his rope. Gai the leaped down with his bowl and scissors, and aided Lee in dragging the squirming Neji off.
"Tenten, He..." He didn't even get to finish his sentence, because Gai had gagged him with one of his socks. (AN: I don't want to know were he got the socks from...)
Hinata, as horrified as ever simply got up and walked away.
"Freak show!"
Naruto rounded the corner, starring at the ground, apparently thinking hard about something. He looked up at the building behind him only to see four menacingly dark forms of the kunoichi that had 'persuaded' him to go and talk to Hinata. He began to rub the back of his head. Without looking up he asked Hinata a very important question.
" You want to go somewhere tonight?" With that he looked up and saw the made-over Hinata and froze for a moment, before a waterfall off a nose-bleed emerged and he fainted due to shock and blood loss.
Hinata stared for a moment before saying yes and fainting on the spot.
"Don't they just look so cute!" squealed Ino and Sakura in unison.
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Meanwhile back with Neji...
Neji stared wide eyed in horror as Gai put the dreaded bowl on top of his head. Lee turned around with a pair of scissors in his hands and an evil grin on his face.
"No! Please! Anything but that!" Yelled Neji begging for mercy. (AN: OMG is he actually showing emotion!) All of a sudden something crashed through the window.
"I'll save you!" shouted Tenten striking a hero's pose. Neji sweet drops.
"Yay Gai sensei! Now we can make Tenten realize the power of youth too!" shouted an enthusiastic Lee. But one look at Tenten's death glares quickly changed their minds. So they quickly untied Neji and gave him to Tenten, who was now holding him bridal style.
"Have fun with the power of youth!" shouted the green beasts, as they jumped out the broken window. (AN: Anyone other than me think that they planed this?)
Tenten ran down the street, dragging a traumatized and demoralized Neji behind her and waved to the new couple walking over to the ramen stand.
Hinata was blushing so hard her entire face was red, and such a happy smile on her face it looked a little unnatural. She was hugging Narutos arm, and leaning against his shoulder, partly because she had always wanted to, and partly to keep her from fainting again. Naruto had that famous fox grin on his face. That is until he noticed something.
"Ummm... Hinata? Why do you smell like a dumpster?"
THE END
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Sakura: Won't you get flamed!
Me: (in a sing song tone) Maybe
Me: BURN BABY BURN!
Sakura: Your insane.
Me: I like being abnormal.