A/n: thanx 4 reviweing!!!! Sorry I havnt had an update in very long. Just so busy with stuff!!! Ok ill stop rambling if u start reading!
Ice Age 3- the sweet escapeChapter six- a day at the beach
Sid woke up unusually EARLY today. He applauded himself then it dawned on him no one else was up. He actually was able to get up at sunrise. Wow that was like a miracle to him. He tried to go back to sleep but he couldn't he saw Manny and Ellie sleeping side by side, Eddie and Crash hanging off a sort of stick like thing Manny had put up high for the twins and then he saw Diego and Katie sleeping right next to each other. 'sure you like her as a friend.' Sid thought but then another thought dawned upon him. He has to flirt today! No time for sitting around here he wanted to "dress to impress."
Sid ran outside and got to a near by water hole, he splashed his face and made his fur look sleek and shiny, (or so he thought.)
Sid then shook himself out and smoothed some of his fur out. Just then he realized he was starving he hadn't ate breakfast.
"A sloth's gotta keep himself well groomed but hey- a guys gotta eat!" Sid lisped silently and slipped away to find some leaves and berries. After the breakfast Sid shushed some flowers and berries and some other stuff together and made his very own cologne.
Sid got done with all of that at about 6 am and walked off to the lake and looked at his reflection. "I'm a hunk." Sid declared and said to no one in particular. Even though any other animal would have described Sid's look as, 'even uglier than yesterday,' or 'THAT'S your fur,' or maybe even, ' uh what is that smell!?' But Sid thought he would be a heart-breaker today!
Sid came back to the cave and then sat down and started doing something random, (if I could think of what he was doing I would tell ya.)
Ellie woke up around 9, "woa Sid your up early."
"Yes and do you notice anything different about my profile today?"
"uh…" Just then Manny woke up as well as Crash and Eddie, Diego and Katie.
"Whats that rotten smell, Diego did you drag a dead carcass in the house?" Crash said as everyone else sniffed the air.
"No… but I think something is dead!" Diego said frowning.
"No its coming from… Sid." Katie said.
"Well, it cant be my new fragrance. But today I did invent a new cologne I call it, Sid Etiquette Dyamore, oh I love this smell."
"Oh ok." Manny rolled his eyes and everyone set off to a meadow to eat breakfast expect for Diego and Katie who set off to go hunting.
Later the whole gang met off at the cave.
"So what'da we do now?" Crash yapped.
"Ya I'm bored already." Eddie chimed in.
"Well I was thinking about going to the beach." Ellie said brightly. "Lets all go!"
Just then Sid got a big idea. 'Hey the beach is the NUMBER ONE place to find all of the hot lady sloths!' Sid thought.
"That sounds like fun." Sid said.
"Cool a whole bunch of animals to prank." Crash said.
"I'll get the poison ivy cream and we can replace it with their sun screen!" Eddie cheered. (yaya there probably wasn't sunscreen back then especially with animals but I couldn't think of anyother idea!)
Diego was about to protest but Katie jumped up and chanted, "Oh I love the beach!"
'hmm this COULD be a place to win Katie over…' Diego thought, "Me too!" Diego said a little too quickly.
Katie walked ahead with Ellie and Diego followed Katie but Manny stopped Diego.
"Since when do you like the beach."
"Me… I've always liked it." Diego shrugged but in his mind he said, 'since katie does.'
"Right…" Manny said as the tiger walked off.
They all arrived at the beach.
"Oh, its beautiful!" Ellie said brightly, "Comm'on Manny lets go!" She grabbed Manny's trunk as they went in the water.
Just then, a girl sloth walked by and Sid followed.
"So… you wanna go in the water?" Diego suggested to Katie but he was a bit nervous about the water but it didn't matter he knew how to swim so he might be able to impress Katie that way.
"Sure."
"Alright lets go."
"You sure you're not scared like when you met Eddie and Crash and Ellie." Katie teased.
Diego smirked and responded with, "are you kidding me?"
"Maybe I am… maybe I'm not."
The two tigers raced off into the water.
MEANWHILE
"Hey babe, your so pretty I wish I had an ice-sculpture of you!" Sid said with the best pick-up-line he could think of.
"Uh… ya… right I'll tell my boyfriend you said that." She glared at Sid.
"Boyfriend?" Sid squeaked.
" Ya, he might wanna fight you… think you can handle him?"
"Ya no prob-lamo babe. I've took down a whole pack of sabers once in five minutes."
"Sure you did, whimp."
"I am not a whimp! I'll have you know I stubbed my toe last week while picking some flowers… and I only cried for two minutes."
"Wow," The girl said sarcastically, "then you could definitely beat up my boyfriend."
"Yes I could. Now where is the scrawny little baby?" Sid got a little too overly confident.
"Right behind you." The girl smirked.
"Rah- Rah- b…b be.. hhh…. hind me?" Sid squaked in a high-pitched voice.
Sid turned around to hear, "so you think you can steal my girl… think again!"
Ouch!!!!It was now around 6 pm…
Diego and Katie just got out of the water. Diego shook off and Katie sat down.
"So… Diego. Can I ask you something?"
"Uh… sure Katie anything."
"Diego last night you said you wanted to be my boyfriend. And I know you meant it but I just think-"
"Woah! Katie… I uh… I didn't mean it." All the blood rushed to Diego's face, he was half embarrassed but at the same time a little concerned remembering what happned to Manny and Ellie during Ice Age 2.
"Diego… you don't have to lie to me. I was just saying I don't want a relationship with you… yet but in time maybe…"
"Katie… seriously," Diego was real nervous now even though there was no reason to be, " I wasn't saying… you know…"
"Diego please stop trying to be so… prideful! I know you actually meant what you said and I just want it to be in time. Please listen to me and-"
" Kaite… seriously I wasn't saying… that."
"Diego…" By now the rest of the heard was there waiting for Diego and Katie to finish.
"Diego please listen."
"No you listen." 'oh great… that was a real nice tone of voice… quick genius cover your-self up now!' Diego thought about what he was gonna say mentally, "Katie I didn't ask you if you wanted to be my boyfriend… I mean… I would NEVER want to be with you." Just then Diego immidetly regretted saying that.
"Well then… you don't have anything to worry about do you?" Katie snarled and walked with Ellie.
"Aww… com'on Katie I meant nothing like that… Any guy would be honered to be your boyfrie… Katie?"
But Katie ignored Diego and continued walking.
"Glad to know I'm not the ONLY one having girl troubles." Sid said.
"Don't even talk to me." Diego hissed and walked away.
LATER
" Diego… your gonna have to make up with Katie sooner or later." Manny said.
"But… what do I say… I cant count the times I've tried to talk to her but she'd just walk away with Ellie or something."
"Well the sooner you work this out the sooner you and Katie can be happy together." Manny said.
Diego sighed, "maybe your right." Diego walked away.
Katie and Ellie were talking. Until Diego came up and then there was a silence in the whole cave.
"Katie can I talk to you. Please." Diego said.
Katie was about to say no but Ellie said, "Do it."
"Fine," Katie said and looked at Diego, "What about."
"Kaite… I wanted to say I was sorry and with the whole, 'I would never date you' thing, that was just me saying the first thing I could say to cover up how I felt." Diego half spoke but half whispered cuz he did NOT want the others to hear.
"Well then you should have thought of that sooner." Katie hissed.
"No Katie."
"Diego… you lied that you didn't want to be together… and then you said the worst thing I ever herd. I'm sorry but I don't want anything to do with you."
"Katie… I-"
"It was insensitive… YOU are insensitive." She blurted out.
"No I'm not." Diego yelled.
"Yes you are."
"No I'm not.
"Yes you are."
"No I'm not."
"Yes you a-"
Katie stopped in mid sentence. The whole room went quiet. And things heated up immidetly when…
the next thing the animals knew were Diego had kissed Katie! FOR A GOOD TWELVE SECONDS!!!!!!!!!!! (Me-ow!)
They stopped twelve seconds later. Katie looked lovingly into Diego's eyes… then swiped her claws in his face as he started bleeding.
"If you think you can KISS your way out of this you've gotta nother thing coming to you." Katie stormed off with Diego close behind.
"Katie…"
The two walked out of sight. There was a silence in the cave.
Finally Ellie spoke to Sid, "So… how was your day at the beach?"
"Terrible! I asked out every lady sloth on the beach and they all said NO!"
"Even the one with the unibrow!?" Eddie and Crash exclaimed in unison.
"Even the one with the unibrow!" Sid wailed.
a/n: wow things r really getting heated up… review please!