Story: Boys will be boy
Author: mugwumps and gillyweed
Summary: After defeating Voldemort, Harry and Ron decide to return to Hogwarts to finsih their education. Hermione goes to muggle college. Draco also returns to Hogwarts.What happens when all these teenagers return to Hogwarts. Takes place after Deathly hallows. Forget the epilogue ever happened. Slash!!! pairings: Harry/Draco Harry/Ronmaybe even a Ron/Draco or if you're lucky...a threesome featuring our favorite horny trio Harry/Ron/Draco!!!! Not a oneshot. Will be a story. R&R!!!! No flames please!!!
A/N: If you're looking for a fanfic with mpreg in it you have found the wrong fanfic. I thinkit is stupid and you will never find it in one of mine. If you don't like it, well then find another fanfic. :P
A/N 2.0: I have one simple request from you the readers...REVIEW!!! Do you have any idea how discouraging it is too have a story get alot of hits and no reviews!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! Please, i beg of you! I'm suffering from review seperation anxiety!! Well that's my piece. Just please review!
Chapter 4: Diagon Alley
When Harry woke up the next morning in Ron's arms, he couldn't help but smile. After all those years of wet dreams and secret love, Ron Weasley was finally his. What's more, Ron was a damn good fuck but that was only one part of their life together, though certainly an important one. Ron was caring, funny, tough when he needed to be, and also sensitive, though that was a part people rarely saw. He was perfect in every way. Perfect for Harry. Nothing or no one could be better.
Harry began to gently stroke Ron's face with his knuckles in an attempt to wake him up. He knew that probably wouldn't work seeing as Ron once slept through an entire Filibuster's Fireworks Show. When Ron didn't stir, Harry gently kissed his lips. Ron's eyes opened a little and he began to kiss Harry back.
Harry broke the kiss, seeing as he had plans for tonight and didn't want to be tired by then. "Ron, we need to get up. If you want to get to Diagon Alley before the rest of Hogwarts does, we should leave in an hour."
Ron mumbled something about being tired and hungry and rolled back over to sleep. Harry then began to tickle Ron ferociously. Ron couldn't help but start to flop around and laugh hysterically. After a few seconds of flopping, Ron fell out of bed.
Harry got up and walked towards the door. "Go ahead and take a shower and get ready. I'll make breakfast and then when we're done, I'll get ready and then we can go shopping. Do you have the lists?"
Ron nodded, got up, and walked to the bathroom while Harry walked downstairs and began to cook breakfast. When the smells of eggs and bacon began to travel upstairs, Ron quickly finished getting ready and ran downstairs. They ate breakfaat together and then once Harry was done getting ready, they headed outside to apparate to the Leaky Cauldron. They grabbed each other's hands and turned on the spot. When they arrived, they went inside and decided to grab a butterbeer before going shopping.
After Tom, the barman, had made sure that everyone in the place knew that Harry Potter, the boy who defeated the Dark Lord, was drinking in his bar, he gave them free butterbeers and told Harry that he and his friends would never have to pay here.
After that, Harry decided that if they didn't want to spend the entire day signing autographs, they would need to shop for everything pretty quickly. They bought all of their books and potions ingredients and then went to Madame Milkin's to buy new robes. Both of them had grown considerably since their sixth year and needed new robes. They went in and what they saw both shocked and revolted them.
Draco Malfoy was standing in front of a full length mirror wearing some oversized robes while Madame Milkin went around him pinning places that needed to be tailored and fitted. He saw them in the mirror and turned around with a scowl on his face. "Well, well, look we have here. The boy who defeated the Dark Lord and his little pet, the Weasel."
Ron's faced turned red with anger. "Shove off, Malfoy. The way I see it, you're just angry that Harry killed your master."
The corner of Draco's mouth twitched and his normally pale face turned pink. "Watch your mouth, Weasley. The Dark Lord may be gone but there are those who still despise Mudbloods and Blood traitors."
Ron whipped his wand out and cursed Malfoy so fast, that Harry almost missed it when he blinked. Madame Milkin shrieked and ran to the back of her store. Malfoy was unconscious on the floor and his belly button had tentacles sprouting out of it.
Ron went to the back and apologized to Madame Milkin and asked if he and Harry could have some robes fitted. He returned stood over Malfoy looking at Harry. "Its a good thing we're going back to Hogwarts. I meant to transfigure him into an octopus."
Harry looked at Ron and began to laugh. "Why an octopus?"
"Because I never asked Moody how to turn him into a ferret." At this they both began to laugh hysterically. After both of them had their robes fitted, Harry fixed Malfoy and revived him. As Malfoy came to, he saw Harry and Ron leaving. Deciding to have some revenge, he followed them.
As they were walking, Ron pulled Harry down into an alley and pinned him to the wall. He smiled an began to kiss Harry furiously. Harry put his arms around Ron's neck and began to kiss him furiously.
Ron broke the kiss and stared into Harry's eyes. "I love you Harry Potter."
At these words, Harry pulled Ron into a soft yet passionate kiss. Ron was considerably taller so Harry was on the tips of his toes. It was their most romantic kiss ever.
Draco Malfoy stood in awe at what he saw. The great Harry Potter was kissing the blood traitor Ron Weasley. He began to laugh. Harry and Ron heard the laugh and turned to malfoy, looking horror-struck. Both boys quickly seperated and began to blush furiously.
After Malfoy was done laughing, he gave them his most evil grin. " Well, well, the boys of the dynamic duo are faggots. I bet the entire student body of Hogwarts is gonna love this." Malfoy then turned around and apparated out of there.
Harry and Ron were left standing there awestruck. Harry turned to Ron to see tears falling down his face. Harry pulled him into a hug a turned on the spot. They apparated to the porch of Grimmwauld place and Harry led him inside. They put there books and such down and Ron ran upstairs. Harry followed him to his room and watched as Ron collapsed on the bed and began to cry into the pillow. Harry sat down next to him and began to stroke his hair.
After a few minutes, Ron's sobs started to subside and he looked into Harry's eyes. Harry's face was tearstained and the tears were still flowing. Ron wiped the tears away and leaned his head onto Harry's chest. "What are we going to do now? Malfoy will tell the entire school." Fresh tears started to pour down Ron's face.
Harry pulled Ron's face up to his and kissed the tears away. "We'll just have to deal with it. We were gonna have to reveal this anyways. Now its just happening a little earlier than we expected. At least now I can kiss you whenever when i want too."
Ron chuckled at this but then he realized something and whatever color was in his face left it. "What happens when the Daily Prophet finds out? You know that Malfoy and Rita Skeeter know each other pretty well. He'll have her publish the nastiest article she can think up."
Harry seemed to expect this question. "I always knew that the Daily Prophet would one day find out. You can't hide this kind of thing forever. I know it will be hard but we can get through it. As long as I have you, I can get through anything."
Ron leaned and gave Harry and soft, loving kiss. He, then put his head back on Harry's chest and closed his eyes. In a few minutes he was asleep. Harry shifted himself so that he was lying down with Ron's head back on his chest. He kissed Ron gently on the forehead and fell asleep.
The next few days passed without incident. There were no articles about Harry or Ron in the Daily Prophet. On the morning of August 30th, they got up at around six and packed. They ate breakfast and apparated to the station. They passed throught the barrier and looked around them.
The first thing they saw was Malfoy talking to a large number of Slytherins who were all listening intently. When he was done talking, he pointed to Harry and Ron and they all started laughing. Then they entire group dispersed and began to talk to different people from different houses. When they were done they would always point at Harry and Ron and laugh. Pretty soon, almost everyone on the platform was looking at Harry and Ron.
Harry tooks Ron's hand and they both boarded the train. The took the compartment at the very back of the train and sat together. The locked the door so no one else could join them and prepared for an interesting train ride.