Off to a bad start

"Okay, a quick headcount!" said Bartholomew.

"Sir, they wiped out most of our team." Said Beck.

Bartholomew looked around, and saw the dead bodies of many red soldiers.

"We used to have a pretty big team" said Joey.

"You, Tory, Tristan, Jayde, Joey and Me are all that's left, sir." Said Beck

"Christ! They only had like five people on their team to begin with" said Tristan, dumbfounded.

"God we suck." Muttered Jayde as they headed back to the base.

"Good job guys!" congratulated Michael, pleased that all of his team was relatively unhurt.

"Yeah, good job, Apple" Teased chaz.

Dennis groaned "Don't call me that!"

"Cut it out, you two." Tess butted in "you're acting like a bunch of two year olds. Besides, Apple tried his best."

"Tried his best?! Tess, he wasted all his ammo on a guy he only killed because a bullet ricocheted off the side of the base!" Argued chaz.

"Like I said; tried his best."

"I hate you guys."

"How's your leg Tory?" Asked Tristan.

"Okay, but I won't be able to do heaps"

"I'll go get a bandage." Tristan wandered over to the medical cupboard and grabbed some bandages and antiseptic.

"Thanks." Said Tory.

"Attention reds" Said Bartholomew, with his hands cupped over his mouth to look like a loudspeaker. "Command called, they said we have to try and get the flag again."

"well you can count ME out. I don't want to die." Said Jayde.

"What makes you think you'll die?" asked Bartholomew.

"Hello, we had like, 20 people on this team before we assaulted the blue's base, now we have what? Six. Face it, the blue team is way better than us."

"well you'll never get any better with that negative attitude." Said Tristan, trying to defend Bartholomew.

"what, you mean the negative attitude I got from never getting any better?"

"Yeah, well, if you put it THAT way…"

"guys, you know what I think? I think we need to replace some of our team members with better ones, am I right?" Said Tory. "Starting with Tristan. Those in favour of replacing Tristan say 'aye'."

"Aye" said Jayde, raising her hand.

"Now hold on a sec-"

"Aye" Said beck.

"wha-"

"Aye" said Joey.

"J- JUST SHUTUP FOR A SECOND!! We don't have to do this. We can replace Joey instead."

"Yeah, but you're annoying." Said Beck.

"And you're a kissass." Said Bartholomew.

"SIR!" Said Tristan, Offended.

"Well it's true!"

Tristan stormed out of the base muttering something to himself as he left.