Disclaimer: I do not own Love Hina or any of its original characters or my super sweet sixteen.
Love Hina: Myriad Adventures
Chapter 3: Casino Cruise Chaos
Kitsune moaned as she carried her luggage onto the boat
"Damn don't they have people to do this for you?"
"No silly." came the familiar giggle of Mutsumi Otohime, her skirt flying. The two hurried onto boat and put their luggage in their cabin.
"I thought that this was supposed to be relaxing?" Kitsune moaned her head sunk into the couch.
"I don't even have any money to buy booze."
"Myuh" Tama responded flying overhead.
"Oh my you're right Tama the pool would be relaxing." Mutsumi giggled.
Kitsune shot up, an evil glint in her eyes.
"The pool means cute boys,"
She smiled fiendishly.
"Cute boys with money."
She looked at her two friends
"Come on guys let's go!"
She dragged the two into the bathroom. The two quickly emerged wearing their swimwear. Kitsune was wearing a skimpy bikini, while Mutsumi was wearing only a towel.
"Um Kitsune could you explain how this is necessary…..for...uh… swimming?" Mutsumi asked puzzled
"Easy," Kitsune said setting up a chart she continued
"The boys will be drawn to you by your appearance."
Pointing to the picture of Mutsumi she said
"Here is where you will be."
Kitsune traced a line
"Here is where you will walk around distracting them, while I,"
She traced another line.
"Take their money."
Ripping the chart down, she smiled
"Any questions?"
Tama raised a flipper
"Myuh Myuh Myuh?"
Mutsumi interpreted
"Two things one: What should I do and two: why did you put so much work into this plan and not get a job?"
Kitsune lunged forward and started straggling Tama
"Why you ungrateful turtle."
After calming herself down she responded
"You can be look out, Tama."
She opened the door
"Let's go people…"
Looking at Tama she sighed
"And turtle."
They hid against the wall that lead to the pool.
Mutsumi sighed
"Um…Kitsune are you sure about this?"
"Yes!" Kitsune hissed,
"Go!"
Mutsumi walked out towards the bathing boys.
'Perfect now all she needs to do is what I told her.' Kitsune laughed in her head.
"Hey I was…"
'Yes she's playing it out like a good pawn."
But to Kitsune's dismay Mutsumi tripped
"Wha-" Her towel feel off, which revealed not her body but her swimsuit. Either way the boy's noses erupted in blood. Spraying Mutsumi's towel.
"Oh my? What'll I do I need money to get this dry cleaned?"
"Here." Dozens of hands shot out and handed her money. Kitsune ran out and flaunted her assets the best she could.
"Oooohhh what about me that was my favorite towel?"
The men gave her some money as well. The two walked off as Kitsune counted the money
"Ha ha those suckers."
She smiled as she said
"Imagine all the booze that I can buy with this."
Mutsumi giggled as they went back to their cabin
The two were drinking while they watched reruns of My Super sweet sixteen.
Damn that girl is such a brat. I mean she's rich and she's still not happy." Kitsune yelled drunkly.
"I have to agree." Mutsumi sighed
The two girls soon feel asleep.
The next day they went to the buffet. Grabbing as much food as she could. Kitsune laughed
"Mutsumi Do you know what's so great about cruises."
"What?"
"Free food, Sun, gullible boys and a casino."
They began to walk away when someone shouted
"There they are those wenches get them."
There was a mob of girls running straight for them plowing into anything or anyone in there way. Kitsune instantly knew who the girls were they were the girlfriends of the boys they had duped yesterday.
"Help Mutsumi." Kitsune yelled as the mob got closer.
"Ok bikini bind." Bikini straps flew from Mutsumi's wrists and bound mob but, they kept coming.
"Tama tackle 'em."
Tama flew down and tackled the group. Mutsumi gave Kitsune a couple of Su's bombs.
"Here throw these. I think these are pretty fireworks."
Luckily Kitsune remembered what they were.
"Sure," Kitsune said sweat dropping.
'This'll teach these girls to mess with us.'
"Sayonara girls."
The bombs detonated and which sent the girls flying high into the sky.
"Well," Kitsune took out a gas mask, handing out two more to Tama and Mutsumi.
"I guess this memory erasing serum will be useful after all."
She threw the serum on the ground. Everyone in the room minus the masked trio fell asleep. All the sleeping ones would forget everything that went on in the last 16 hours.
Walking out of the damaged dining area Kitsune said
"I wonder where our first stop is."
"It's in Legazpi, in the Philippines."
Kitsune only said one word.
"Kanako."
The next day the captain said over the intercom.
"We will be soon entering the Legazpi harbor."
Kitsune was ready, her bag ready.
'Kanako and I will get along.'
The three hurried off the boat, watching the others get off, Kitsune said to Mutsumi.
"Hey girl friend how bout you go look for Goth girl. I'll go drinking."
Tama lowered his head
'I had hoped that Kitsune would have changed. After her performance yesterday. But then again you can't make a leopard change it's spots.'
"Ok," Mutsumi said.
"Don't get too drunk." giggles running off. Mutsumi soon came upon the market place. She hurried from merchant to merchant trying to find her friends, showing each a picture of Kanako and Kuro.
"Excuse me have you seen these two?"
"No." Was the response given by most except one fisherman.
"Oh…you…mean…"
The man coughed
"She…and the witch cat…go talk to the people at the temple."
Thank you." Mutsumi bowed.
"Myuh." Tama bowed as well.
She and Tama walked away. They came close to the temple when a group of boys started to harass them.
"Hey babe what's a pretty girl like you doing this far out."
"I'm looking for my friend," She said slightly nervous.
The man looked at his friends,
"Well maybe we've seen here."
The group jeered
"Come with us."
"She will go nowhere with the likes of you." said a woman standing in the trees. She wore a white vest with a black jacket like dress underneath. Beside her was a floating purple cat.
"Mror…I'd leave her alone…mror."
The men ran.
"Not you…"
Kanako jumped down. She said
"What's up Mutsumi? What are you doing here?"
Mutsumi smiled
"Kitsune was wondering if you're done here and wanted to know if you wanted to join the cruise.
Kanako sighed
"What kind of trouble has Kitsune got in now?'
Little did the others know but Kitsune had drunk herself into trouble.
"Hey can't you take an I.O.U?"
"No but," the bartenders eyes glinted
"You can pay in services…"
Kitsune knew which services he meant.
"No…please don't make me." Normally Kitsune would have been glad to commit the …services but she was trying to become a better person sort of. She backed into the wall she could feel the wall as she yelled
"Kanako help."
"No one's coming to save you." The man sinisterly smiled
"I beg to differ." Kanako growled as she ran in and kicked the man's head knocking him out. She quickly pulled Kitsune out.
"You don't want to stick around when he wakes up."
They rushed back to the port.
"Kitsune, haven't you learned anything?" Kanako growled
Not wanting to talk about the experience Kitsune quickly changed the subject.
"So Kanako are you coming with us?"
"With your luck I'll have too."
They walked up to the ticket collector.
"I'm sorry miss but I can't let you on without a ticket."
"Here." Kanako said as she handed the man two tickets. The girls and critters walked to their room. Kanako glared at Kitsune.
"Why does trouble always seem to find you?'
Kitsune looked shocked.
"It does not."
"Myuh." Tama nodded his head
"Mror yes.' Kuro purred
"Sorry but yeah."
"Oh my it does." Mutsumi giggled
After hours of arguing the three girls fell asleep. While Tama and Kuro explored the ship.
"why do humans seem to argue over pointless things?'
"Myuh."
"You're right, I mean we can tell when volcanoes are going to erupt."
A speedboat pass close by the ship.
"Mror…I wonder what's going on?"
"Myuh."
"Pirates! Possibly?" Kuro responded.
The two flew back to warn the others of what was happening. But the pirates had started the attack.
"Arrr…"the pirate captain said
"Take their treasure."
The pirates began raiding the ship of it's loot.
Kanako opened the door, seeing Tama and Kuro flying back quickly. She yelled
"What's going on?"
"Mror…Pirate attack."
Kanako turned to the barely awake Kitsune.
"Kitsune…see…trouble!"
The girls got up Ready to fight back. Running they saw the Captain of their ship in trouble.
"Myuh."
Let's go girls Kanako yelled as she rushed forward punching some pirates. Kitsune grabbed a pipe and started hitting more of the pirates.
"No one ruins my vacation."
Mutsumi started to throwing Watermelons at the pirates.
"This is fun."
Soon all that was left was the p[irate captain. Kanako and the others surrounded him.
"Give it up." Kanako yelled as she and the others closed in.
The Captain laughed.
"I'll never give up."
The captain detonates a bomb in the engine of the ship. It rocks as it begins to sink.
"Quick," Kanako grabbed her to friends as they dove into a life boat. She yelled as she lowered the boat to the water.
"Do you think everyone got off ok?'
"Why yes I do because they never got back on the ship."
"Huh?"
"They got left in Legazpi. The ship sort of left before they got on." Mutsumi giggled.
The boat rocked. As Kanako stood up.
"Are you serious!" Kanako yelled
"God that is sad." Kitsune moaned as they drifted off to sea seeing their ship sink.
For 3 weeks the girls drifted in the sea.
"Great," Kitsune moaned
"I haven't had sake in weeks."
Kanako picked up Tama. Using him for a bat she swung him smacking Kitsune on the head.
"Shut up." She snarled.
"This your fault anyway."
The three felt delirious.
"Sake!" Kitsune yelled lunging forward with only Tama holding her back from a watery grave.
The three heard the sound off one of the Mechas coming towards them.
"Is that…"Kanako answer quickly became apparent. She saw the form of Kaolla Su blasting towards them wearing a sarong.
"Hey guys need a lift back to Japan."
"Yes you idiot." Kanako yelled as she quickly climbed on. The others quickly after her. After everyone was secure on the Mecha, the group blasted towards the Tokyo International Airport. Kitsune cried the whole way there.
"I didn't find a man."
"Shut up." Kanako moaned
"Oh my." Mutsumi giggled cheerful even after being deprived food for 3 weeks.
"Mror…" Kuro sighed
"Myuh.." Tama said sleepily.
"Keitaro we're coming home." SU cackled.