Problem Solved...?

(A/N ur probably sick of it, but in the next chapter, ima add another character... hopefully you'll like it. I'm gonna start sorting out the ending soon :D)

Flashback
The night after the break in
Muggle London
Juvi

"It's your fault we're here. Those stupid thugs Bradley and Walter are probably still waiting for us at the park for all we know. And it was your idea for us to go to that concert and it was your idea to go to that bi-"

"Shut your bloody face, Leah, or I'll shut it for you!" Cameron snapped.

"It's hard to when you've been here almost a whole day with these, these..."

As she struggled for a word, the other delinquents in their cell- there were about four of them- started advancing toward her, their faces saying 'What? What are we?'

"...these wonderful gentlemen," Leah finished quickly, and turned toward Cameron. Hysterically, she grabbed his shoulders and shook him.

"What do we do what do we do what do we do?" she hissed.

He pushed her off him and sat her on the floor where she sobbed pathetically and miserably, but still trying not to show in her skirt.

He had been quite cranky lately.

Of course, that could be because he was in a muggle hellhole for teens.

They were sharing a cell with a bunch of other delinquents, and one was trying to make moves on Leah (thanks to her short skirt). Then Desmond came and unlocked the cell. She shut up for two seconds as the gaurd grabbed Cameron around the arm and dragged him into the hall.

"You get one phone call," he said as he let go of Cameron in front of the payphone.

"I get a what?" he asked.

"A phone call, buddy, you either take it or your in here for a long time."

Desmond showed no mercy.

"Excuse me, do you know who I am?"

"You're a smartass, now either take a phone call or get back in there with your girlfried and shut up," Desmond snapped.

"No, I am Cameron Malfoy. One of the richest wi-"

His eyes widened and he cut himself off. He quickly played it off with a laugh.

"Oho, I mean I'm the guy who is just about to make a conephall."

"Phone call."

"That's what I said, now let me just..."

Cam reached for the handle of the phone and looked at the holes on both ends confusedly. He quirked his eyebrows when he heard the dial tone and listened to it with that end up to his ear.

"OOOHHHHH and I talk into this end right?"

Desmond gaave him a strange look.

"I mean... ha ha. Of course I do. Cuz that's how you use a phonecall."

"Right. You get five minutes."

"Mmhmm. And I'll just phonecall someone else. So I can get out of here. Yeah."

Cameron looked at the blue numbers on the payphone and made a face. What the heck was he supposed to do?

"I'll just push these. They might help."

Another odd look from Desmond.

"I mean, ha ha, of course they will. Ahem."

He began pushing random numbers and once he had pushed seven, the beeping was replaced with ringing.

"Ha ha! It worked!"

Desmond nodded.

"I mean, ha ha, of course it did."

A groggy voice answered the phone. Male, scruffy sounding, like a biker.

"'Lo?"

"Oh MERLIN, THERE'S SOMEONE IN THE PHONECALL! AAAHHHHHH!" Cameron threw the phone back on the hook and scrambled back into the cell, locking himself in.

"Are you sure you're alright in the head, kid? Cuz we can put you in a mental asylum-"

"No! No, I am fine," Cameron said.

"Are you kidding?" Leah whispered, "How the bloody hell are we supposed to get out of here if they think you're crazy? Huh? Answer me!"

Cameron was rocking back and forth, mumbling things about little men in phonecalls.

"Arrrrrrgggg!"

X

It was now a week later, and Cam and Leah looked shabby and stoned. They were tired and had hardly any sleeping space, but somehow they had made it through the week. How much longer could they stay there?


As always, classes were boring, but the drama at Hogwarts about Cameron and Leah and Bradley and Walter sneaking out and getting into loads of trouble once they were found was enough to make anyone forget about dull teachers and too much homework.

The wolves even were up to adding some crazy twists to the story.

"Oh, yeah, I heard they snuck off to a concert, and then got beat up by a crazy muggle-"

"-who was fifty-"

"-and a virgin-"

"-with wicked long toes-"

"-and they got arrested-"

"-by a mutant cop-"

"-who was a part time porn star!"

This went on for another few days, when suddenly, all of them were called up to Dumbledore's office. McGonagall escorted the six of them at lunch and left them at the staircase. Dumbledore's kindly voice approached them.

"Enter."

Cautiously, the wolves entered and took their seats in front of the old wizard and his desk. Hector took Christina's hand and after a moment, they heard Dumbledore silently clear his throat. They quickly let go, out of respect.

"I understand you've had an absence from the school?"

All at once:

"Well, you see-"

"-we were just-"

"-we only wanted-"

"-nothing wrong-"

"-trying to have-"

"-told Hagrid-"

"Silence!"

He was obeyed.

"Thank you. I understand you've had an absence from the school. I must inquire, as Hagrid was masking the truth, where you went? Alyssa, I understand you were the lead of the operaton. you tell me."

Alyssa cringed.

"Well, actually..." she looked at her comerades, "...actually, we went into London. We went to a concert and we stayed at my house all weekend. I'm sorry sir. It won't happen again."

All of them put their heads down.

"Is that all? I must know it all. As you probably know, a group of your classmates disappeared the same day you did, and haven't been back since. Anything about that?"

"Well..."

She looked at her friends again, but this time, Ginny spoke up.

"Yeah, actually, we did."

They looked at her encouragingly, none of them wanting to be the ones to say it.

"Well," Ginny continued, "we heard people outside Alyssa's house and come to find out, Leah and Cameron had broken into her car. All we did was call the cops and take their wands so they wouldn't uncover our world, and now their in juvi."

"Juvi, Miss Weasley?"

"Sorry," Alyssa prompted, "Juvinal Hall, a place for Muggle juvinal delinquents, like Azkaban for teens."

"I see. Well, as you probably know, I am going to need the address of this Juvi and retreive your classmates. I will also have to erase the memories of some very important community officils, and I will have to punish all ten of you."

Groans from the wolves as Dumbledore dismissed them.


The next day, Cameron and Leah, along with Bradley and Walter, were returned to the school, and not another word was said about it, in fear of getting their arses kicked.

Though, for some reason, Cam did seem a little on the loony side...

(A/N all done plz review, and i know it was just anopther filler.)