Hello once again everyone! I promised another chapter this week, and here it is! Now technically I should be studying for my two tests and quiz this week, but because I love you guys so much, I have pushed that aside to hit you guys with another chapter. Special thanks to sherabo and sakurasango for their lovely reviews. This is for you guys.
Disclaimer: I do not own yu-gi-oh or its characters. Monte' is my character and I do own her.
Chapter 5: Great Balls of fire!
Monte' was up bright and early in the morning. She looked over and noticed that Seto was not there beside her. A little concerned, she got up, put on her robe, and made her way downstairs. Since it was morning, naturally she assumed Seto would be in kitchen having breakfast.
"Well well, look who decided to join us this morning!" Malik said as he took a bite of scrambled eggs.
"Yes, it is wonderful that you bless us with your presence. I assume you're looking for the man of the house?" Bakura added. Monte' sweat dropped.
"I was, but since he's not here, I assume he went to Kaiba corp. this morning which brings me to my next point. Malik, as his vice president, why are you here?" She asked. Malik almost choked on his bacon.
"Holy load of buffalo shit!!! I forgot I was vice president. I have a meeting in thirty minutes!!" He shouted. Bakura and Monte' did the anime fall (A/N: I don't know what its called when someone says something stupid on anime shows and everyone falls out).
"I swear Malik you truly are an idiot. Why Seto picked you of all people to be his vice president is beyond me." Bakura said as he watched Malik gather his things. Once Malik was out the door, Monte' took a seat across from Bakura and sighed softly. Bakura examined her actions carefully. He knew when something was wrong with her or if she had something on her mind.
"What's the matter?" He asked bluntly.
"Nothing." She answered back.
"You're lying"
"Not really."
"So you're partially lying then."
"No."
"So what do you call not telling the truth?"
"I call it not talking about it."
"So that doesn't properly answer my question."
"I said nothing was wrong."
"But we both know that's a lie which means your answer was incorrect, therefore the question was not answered properly."
"…Bakura?"
"Yes?"
"Shut up."
"Okay…wait, what?!"
Monte' chuckled as she got up.
"I got to go get my dress for my anniversary party tomorrow night from channels, see you later ok?" She said as she went upstairs to change.
Oooooooooo
Amelda had been up for three hours cooking breakfast for the house. So far he had ham & cheese omelets, pancakes, bacon, scrambled eggs, sausage, muffins, biscuits and potato cakes. Once the coffee was brewed he called the guys down for breakfast. Breakfast was too quiet for Valon, so he decided to make a little noise.
"Lick my chocolate salty balls!!!" he sang out loud, earning him a look of disgust from Raphael, and a look of amusement from Amelda.
"Valon, I didn't know you had chocolate salty balls. I mean that must look weird with your skin color right?" Amelda asked. Raphael couldn't believe that Amelda was actually talking about this.
"No it's quite fine. I hope you didn't think I had little faggoty balls like some blonde boy." Valon replied causing Raphael to choke on his food.
"I'll have you know that my testicles are so big, they'll make yours look like baby peas!" Raphael shouted making Amelda laugh and Valon smirk.
"Okay, let's see what you've got!" Valon said as he got up and began to undo his pants. Raphael and Amelda widened their eyes in fear.
"NOT AT THE TABLE!!!" They yelled in unison but it was too late. Valon had completely exposed himself from the waist down. Raphael ran to the bathroom holding his mouth, while Amelda stared wide eyed at the sight before him. Valon smirked.
"Like what you see mate?" he asked. Amelda turned tomato red.
"I…um well…you see…" Amelda fumbled with his words. Valon took Amelda's hand and put it on his penis. Valon began to moan as he used Amelda's hand to stroke himself. Amelda's blood rushed from his face to his groin in record time. Suddenly the toilet flushed and Amelda quickly snatched his hand away from Valon. Raphael came stumbling out of the bathroom.
"Valon, that is by far the most disgusting thing you have ever done." He slurred. Valon laughed as he pulled his pants back up. Amelda however realized he was rock hard from that encounter. He ran upstairs to take a cold shower.
"Wow…Valon can be super sexy sometimes. His fucking cock is huge!!! Oh how I would love to wrap my lips around that chunk of meat…wait! What the hell am I saying?! I got to focus on getting Monte' away from that ass she calls husband!"
He thought. While he was in the shower, he began to plot on how he was going to make his move as a first step to getting Monte' away from Kaiba. He was so absorbed in his thoughts, that he didn't notice that someone had come in the bathroom.
"It seems I have aroused you. You okay?" Amelda peered out of the shower to see Valon sitting on the toilet (No he wasn't using it).
"If anything you freaked me out when you did that." Amelda lied.
"That's what I said, I got you hard."
"That's not what I meant."
"You know you liked it."
"How do you figure that?"
"You didn't resist, and the fact that you are taking a cold shower indicates that you were indeed hard." Silence filled the bathroom. Valon looked at Amelda who was once again blushing. Valon chuckled and left the bathroom. Thoughts completely interrupted, Amelda turned off the faucet and got out of the shower. Once he had gotten dressed, he grabbed his debit card and put it in his wallet.
"Faze one of my plan…buy Monte' something. I can't show up to an anniversary party without a gift for the bride." He thought. He left and got on his bike and headed for Domino mall.
Okay guys! That will have to due for now. Sorry if this chapter is short. I thought about putting a teaser, but that might have pissed people off. I do hope that you all enjoyed. Next chapter, Monte' comes face to face with Amelda for the first time in almost three years. Let me know that you're reading…please review. Peace out for now!