Note: Sorry this took so long, but copying script down and finding it on the internet is hard. More to come, no worries.
(One of the opening scenes for Rue's story)
Rue: -Hears noises from the barn- What's going on?
Claire: It's coming from the barn. Something's disturbing the animals.
Rue: I'm gonna go take a look.
Claire: Be careful, ok?
Rue: Don't worry. It's probably just a wolf or something. -Grabs Arc Edge and goes outside- Geez, what's going on? They're going crazy. There's no sign of a wild animal or anything.
At last... -Arm of Death appears-
Rue: Who are you!?
Arm of Death: Congratulations Rue! You have won the East Heaven sweepstakes!
Rue: Really? Oh, wow I- Wait, you didn't answer my question!
(Opening ship scene)
Smokey: Hey, Bro. What is that thing?
Blood: What? That red thing...? What the heck...?
Smokey!? KRAKEN!
Director: Kraken? Hm... -While ship is destroyed- I'll need to let the people making The Pirates of the Caribbean know about this place...
Rue: Uh, sir?...
(Raging Mountain Trap Master Battle Scene)
Trap Master: Wassup?
Rue: Trap Master! What are you doing here?
Trap Master: What are you, stupid or what? I'm here to kick your butt. What, you thought you'd just sneak by and ride some washed up dragon into Valen's fortress? Pshh, I can read you like a comic book.
Mode Master: You can read?
Trap Master: Shut up!
(Later, same scene)
Trap Master: -After being defeated- This is bull! That's it, man! You're goin' down with me! I'M GONNA BLOW MYSELF UP!!!
Rue!!!?
Trap Master: -Makes a big shiny thing that looks like he's gonna blow up. When it stops- Heh heh heh
Rue: What the...!?
Trap Master: Sorry Rue, but you've been PUNK'D!
Rue: I've been what?
Trap Master: Dude, get some cable in that little hut of a house you call home.
(Raging Mountain Mode Master Fight Scene)
-Rue fights Mode Master. After wounding Mode Master-
Mode Master: Hmm, not bad... Go on, finish me.
-Rue attempts to strike Mode Master, but she transformed the Alien at the last moment and eats Rue-
Director: ...Hey wait, that's not in the script!
Rue: Get me out of here!
(Valen's Fortress Last Battle With Psycho Master)
Psycho Master: Thank you for coming.
Rue: Where's Doll Master?
Psycho Master: My Master left for Valen's sanctum-
Mode Master: Hey Karwyn! You may wanna stop calling Ruecian 'Master,' its givin' the fangirls weird ideas.
Psycho Master: Do I even want to know...?
Trap Master: These pictures on DA are kinda creepy... Eh... -Inches away from Karwyn-
Psycho Master: Oh dear lord... Ah! I mean...!
Director: Poor guy.
Doll Master: What's going on?
Trap Master and Mode Master: -Much laughter-
Psycho Master: ...Just leave me alone for a while...