A/N: Ok I know that my chapters are really short, and each chapter should be a little bit longer than the last but it depends on how it turns out. Also, I'm not really following the plot of Naruto at all, I'm just making things up as I go. And, Sasuke is 14 and Itachi is 20 so that it works out better with Sasuke being horny all the time… Joking ;)

Disclaimer: I own most of my plot, not the names and sometimes the personalities of the characters… Make your decision of what I own.

How Much Hair-Gel Does Sasuke's Hair Need?

Bring! Bring! A hand shot out from the bed and slapped the alarm clock, hard, sending it flying almost all the way across the room.

It was 5:30am and with only four and a half hours of sleep, Sasuke had no desire to wake up, get ready, and go for his training. He didn't want to be anywhere near Naruto and his happy-go-lucky attitude today.

With a disgruntled groan, Sasuke pulled himself out of bed. He looked in the mirror. His black hair was a mess and his body was pale. He had dark bags under his eyes from not getting enough sleep. Sasuke ran a hand through his messed up hair. It was going to take so much gel just to make it look half decent.

He sighed and walked into his bathroom. He stretched and turned on the hot water. Since it took a little while for the water to get hot enough, Sasuke ran a brush through his hair and brushed his teeth. He was going to skip breakfast this morning.

When his teeth were brushed, he got into the tub and washed his hair under the tap. Finally, when he was satisfied that his hair was clean, he washed himself. (Yes I will describe this - to some extent.) He started with his shoulders, to his chest, to his stomach, to his penis. He spent a little more time there before he moved on to the rest of his body, his legs, his feet and his ass.

When he was done, he let the water out and watched it go down the drain. It reminded him of his life… ever since that day when Itachi had killed his clan, and did other, unmentionable things to his traitorous body.

"Shit." He had gotten and erection again, from only thinking about them. But today he didn't have the time to masturbate. If he didn't get going soon, he would be lte and he was never late. That was Kakashi's thing.

Sasuke hurriedly put on his clothes, careful not to touch his penis. He didn't want to encourage it.

When he was finished dressing, he got some hair gel from his massive supply and did his hair as quickly as he could and looked down at himself. His erection had lost some of its hardness. You could barely tell that he had been horny a couple minutes ago.

Sasuke looked in the mirror once again before running out the door.