Ok third chapter up!
Harry2.0: Mummy says pepperoni pizza makes a healthy colon O.O
Ron2.0: Harry is a little loopy since he saw Brokeback Mountain
It scarred him for life. I thought it was a great movie
Ron2.0: Only because of the gay smex
SHUT UP… It made me laugh and cry TT
Harry2.0: It's time for my breakfast! Ron2.0 where's the cheese?
Ron2.0: uh…
NO CHEESE FOR YOU
Harry2.0: aw… D:
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Disclaimer: If I did own this Draco would be blissfully gay :D
Italics means someone is thinking!
"Ugh my head" Ron was beginning to regain conciousness again and boy did his head hurt! "Where am I? Am I dead?" He looked around to find that the room was completely white.
"If you were dead then why am I here?"
Ron looked over to see Harry "Harry did you die too?"
"No Ron, I flew into you and you had a severe concussion"
"Oh I see"
"Sorry bout' that"
"As long as I'm alive I'll forgive you"
Mrs.Weasley decided to burst in at this moment and exclaim "OH MY BABY I THOUGHT YOU DIED!!!" She scrambled over to the bed and smothered Ron, "Don't scare me like that again! You worried us to death!"
Harry was scared, and never in his life was he as scared as when he almost caused his dearest friend to die. Ron's blood made his stomach flop, and his face drain of all color.
He was so scared it was as if Ron really had died, but when Harry noticed the rise and fall in his chest. Harry almost screamed in joy!
The doctor burst in unannounced and declared Ron could leave tomarrow. Which was good news since that meant he could attend the ceremony of Voldemort's defeat!
"Guys can I get some sleep please?" Ron suddenly said.
"Do you want someone to stay with you?"
"No I want to be alone without someone watching me sleep over my shoulder" Ron joked
"Heehee alrighty Ronny-dear"
"Hasn't used that nickname for a long time she's still nervous as a mouse about to be eaten by a cat"
As everyone left Harry stared at him for awhile from the door frame with a look of pure worry and a smidgen of fear. This left Ron with some Hefty bagged thoughts as he went into a blissful sleep…
Why does Harry give me those facial expressions?
What is Harry hiding?
Will my head feel alright tomarrow?
Did I leave the oven on?
Whew!
Harry2.0: OMG Tae this series is like the Inuyasha syndrome
Ron2.0: What is that?
Harry2.0: I don't know I found it while skimming through Naruto abridged
Ron2.0: O.O I forgot your loopiness
XD That's funny and you know it!
Harry2.0: Will someone give me cheese?
Ron2.0: DON'T GIVE THE CHEESE
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