Again. Disclaimer:I do not own these characters, if I did you'd all cower in fear.Do you hear me?COWER!!!!!MUAHAHAHAHAHAH- Cough hack cough WHEEEEEEZZZZZE

anyways...

Chapter 1:Twelve Knuts and a Dungbomb.

Harry wasn't very sure what to say to malfoy's pleas, was he really going to set up this weasel who was his mortal enemy with Hermione, one of his best friends?

"Well malfoy, i'll tell you this right here and now if you don't already know:Hermione thinks your a slimy, self-important git who's too hung up on bloodlines." harry watched malfoy's face cave-in, this was actually rather fun. "Also if I even mentioned the words 'malfoy' and 'date' in the same sentence she would bombardier my a-"

Malfoy was on his hands and knees now grabbing onto the front of harry's robes. "Please please please?I'm begging you!I can pay for anything you need I swear it." Malfoy was shaking harry like a madman."Just get me a date with granger tell her i've changed and i'll start down the right path!I'll stop kicking puppies and sticking first-years to walls just one date is all I ask!"

At that moment, don't ask me why. (Even if I am the one telling this little misadventure.) Fred and George's mischief senses must've tingled, because they appeared almost by magic, next to the unlikely duo. "Well well little malfoy fancies our hermione does he?" George said as they circled harry and malfoy like a pair of wolves homing in on their prey. "Say George, didn't little hermi start dating Ron this term?" Fred smacked his hand to his forehead and widened his eyes dramtically say anything you like about this pair but one thing was for sure, they knew how to play an audience.

"Quite right you are george, it near slipped my mind."

Well that settles that.Harry was relieved by the twins words malfoy didn't have a chance against ron in hermione's heart.Malfoy sat down on a nearby windowsill and pondered this turn of events. "Only one thingto do then..." he snapped his fingers at Fred and George. "You two!I'm hiring you to kill your brother Ron Weasley, so I Draco Malfoy will have a clear path to Hermione's heart!" Harry was stunned, they wouldn't actually do it would they?

Fred and George gasped "Why we would never!Would we George?" Fred seemed to actually be thinking about it, then he grinned at malfoy. "How much would you be paying us?We can't do it for pennies you know." Malfoy rummaged around in his pockets and showed them the contents-twelve knuts and a dungbomb."Of course, i'll be getting more sent me next month for allowance b-" Two befreckled hands snatched the contents of his palm.

"Done!Our services sold for twelve knuts and a dungbomb!"

To be continued!Stayed tuned to see what happens to harry!