Chapter Eight

"Hey Guys after our test lets go to the beach!" Temari said excited

"YAY!" Gaara turned into Gaara kid way and jumped up

"Except for Gaara.." Temari said

"Why?" Gaara was still in his kid way crying

"We all remember last time" Temari said

"Such dreadful memories" Kankuro said

Flash Back

"Your shorts are bright orange Kabuto" Gaara grinned

"Is this your card?" Kabuto asked retartared

"Your death will be slow and painful.." Gaara smirked

"PLEASE DON'T PUSH ME INTO THE WATER!" Kabouto begged

Gaara pushes Kabuto "Oopsi hehe"

"P-PLEASE HELP SOMEONE!!" Kabuto yelled

"Your in shallow water" Gaara rolled his eyes

"YOUTHFUL LIFE GUARD SOMEONE IS DROWNING!" Rock lee shouted

"I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!" The drunk lifeguard said

End

"I didn't know the kid was retarted" Gaara said

"He was wearing bright orange!" Naruto said

"…" Gaara stood silent

"So im suppose to stay alone!?" Gaara shouted

"Not at all we got you two babysitters!" Temari smiled

Ank runs toward the ninjas "Hey guys the test was delayed so its gonna be tomorrow!"

"Ok" Tmari said

30 Minutes Later In Temari's House

"Your baby sitters will be here very soon!" Temari said to Gaara

"Whatever." Gaara said

Temari And Kankuro left to the beach

"Uhm..What to do I know ill kill my thoughts!" Gaara kills thought while the doorbell rings and he opens it "Hinata Neji!? What your doing here?"

"Were like your sitters maan.." Hinata and Neji were well stoned..

"Come in.." Gaara said

"Dude.. you hear them?" Neji asked Gaara

"Hear what?" Gaara asked Neji

"SHH dude listen.. Listen.." Neji said to Gaara

All Three Stare At Each Other For 3 Minutes

"What are we listening to" Gaara asked

"The colors man!" Neji said

"Gaara are you guys stoned" Gaara asked

"Were high as the sky man" Neji said

"Yep your stoned" Gaara said

"You got to try some of this acid man.." Neji said showing him a pack

"Acid?" Gaara asked

"Its like candy dude!" Hinata said

"Well I do like candy" Gaara tries some.. "Nothing is hap-" Colors appear around gaara and El Mundo Chacarron song appears "Woah dude lol wtf is this shit"

"Its your first acid trip maaaaaannn.." Neji said

chicken picture appears in front of Gaara "CHICKENS !" and randomly disappear and bunches of weird random pictures appear

"Dude..Dude!? DUDE!?" Neji asks

"Woah? What was that" Gaara asks

"You were their for hours like me and Hinata" Neji says

"Yea." Hinata says

"UGH MY SKULL HURTS!" Gaara shouted as temari and kankuro came back

"TEMARI!" Gaara said turning to his kid form again

"Uhm.. hi" Temari said

"NEVER LEAVE ME WITH THEM AGAIN!!" Gaara hugged temari and ran upstairs to sleep

"Uhm we'll be going" Hinata and neji ran.