The long awaited HORNY YOSHIMO!…and the return of a Sword Coast character!

"Cernd, you have to share a tent with Yoshimo, unless you want to be with the gigantic Minsc or the backstabbing Viconia," Spear said with a small smirk.

"I'll take Yoshimo thanks," Cernd said quickly, not even considering the other two. He and Yoshimo had an unspoken friendship, which went deeper than a normal friendship. He hoped that one day soon that he would be able to take it to the next level, and be with the bounty hunter. Maybe tonight, nature would give him the courage to do just that.

"Come, your palace awaits," Yoshimo said and gave an extravagant, over done bow. Cernd couldn't help but smile at his antics and followed him into the tent.

"Is it just me, or is my entire team falling in love?"

"Love, what is love my dear elf, but the thing that binds two perfect halves into a single whole." A familiar voice cooed into Spears ear.

Spear whirled around and slapped the person standing behind her. "DAMNIT XAN YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING ASSHOLE!" She yelled and slapped Xan again.

"What did I do?" The Enchanter whined pitifully, rubbing his very red, very sore cheeks.

"Do the words 'I'll only be gone a day' RING A FUCKING BELL! How about the fact your last letter was two words long! 'Sorry, Xan' YOU FUCKING BASTARD!"

Into the tent with our werewolf and hunter. Night has fallen and they are asleep…kind of…or sorry, were.

Cernd woke to something hard pressed into his hip. 'This cannot be happening to me,' he mentally groaned as Yoshimo (who was currently conscious at the time unknown to Cernd) began to grind his hips against Cernds'.

"Cernd, I know you're awake," Yoshimo cooed and slid on top of the shapeshifter. When Cernd didn't react, he crushed their lips together in a mind-meltingly hot kiss.

That is as far as I can go, my parents are looking over my shoulder, but I promise you that there will be slash, descriptive slash to satisfy your perverted needs. Sorry this chapter is so short; I'm kind of pressed for time…and privacy. REVIEW!