A/N: From now on I'm not putting up the disclaimer, after two chapters you should know I own basically squat. No one told me who they wanted me to use so I decided I'd go with Visser One/Three...which didn't work...now I hafta change the chapter's name... Well, anyway, on with the story!

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Last time: Missy and Nerak set off to get answers from Demetra while the two little ones watched t.v.

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The Mis-Adventures of Two Brunettes and a Blonde

Chapter 2

A.k.a Enter Tobias (YAY ANIMORPHS! FINALLY!)

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Missy and Nerak were officially lost; they'd been wondering around the woods for three hours and still hadn't found anyone to get answers from.

"Where exactly is Demetra supposed to be again?!" Nerak demanded as they walked past a huge oak tree for what seemed to be the millionth time.

"How should I know, I'm not a psychic!" Missy shouted back in frustration, as a result of not paying attention she walked into a hazel eyed man with a slight goatee, short spiky black hair, wearing brown dragon boots, a long sleeved black shirt with blue markings all over it, and large green and gold gauntlets with markings on them. "Aw, shit. Dyne," she muttered.

Dyne glared at Missy, "What do you want?"

"Nothing from you, Drakiba, now get out of my way!" came Missy's sharp retort, spitting out the word Drakiba as if it were a sour piece of chocolate.

Nerak rolled his eyes at the shouting match that began between General and Princess almost instantly after the insults were finished. "Here they go again," he thought, glancing at the horizon and frowning at a cloud of smoke that had not been there two minutes ago.

"Uh…guys?"

"SHUT UP!" the two roared and went back to arguing, completely oblivious to the red-tailed hawk that flew into Nerak.

What the..??? Where's Visser 3?! the hawk's voice screamed in Missy, Nerak, and Dyne's heads, effectively ending the shouting match.

"Vizzer Wha-?" Missy asked.

"Where's that voice coming from?!" Dyne demanded.

Nerak just started laughing. "THINK Missy, you're supposed to be the smart one!" he exclaimed.

Missy frowned for a few moments then started laughing, earning her a strange look for Dyne.

"You're laughing because?"

"Because I know everything, that's why!" she exclaimed looking at the bird, "Like, you're name's Tobias and you're supposed to be fighting Baka 3 but you got lost, right?"

Okay, yeah, I did. So what?! Tobias snapped back, not liking the black haired girl who seemed to be able to read his mind.

"Sounds like a certain General I know who couldn't find his own sword without his baby sister's help," Missy said, looking pointedly at Dyne.

"Oh, really, well if I can't find my sword without Maya's help then you're really hopeless because you need the help of both your Bonded AND Paladin to stay in the air!" he shot back, and, sure enough, another shouting match began.

Do they do that often?

"All the time, dude, all the time," Nerak responded as they watched Missy and Dyne shout and punch at each other.

Oh, okay…

Suddenly, Missy seemed to become aware of the burning village, "Uh……what's that?"

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A/N: Sorry for the crappy cliffy, but I wanted to get this chapter up so I could quit staring at it at the bottom of my taskbar thing. Please review. Flames will be used to burn my Spanish homework and roast marshmallows for S'mores.