Okie dokie faithful readers! Here's another chapter for you. Sorry if it's kind of short. That just means I haven't gotten around to typing th rest of it out of my journal. But fear not! With you faithful reviewers reviewing each chapter it motivates me even more. So review after this dammit!

"That sneaky Tsunade! She tried to throw me off three times! First she sent two girls for me to ponder over who to pair with the Uchiha. Then she had me thinking that it was my fault that I hadn't found Naruto, because I got it mixed up with a girl named Nariko. Then it turned I was right about him liking someone named Naruto, and that someone was also a male that she had in a genjutsu. The scenario was two boys denying their feelings. And they covered it behind the illusion of hatred and rivalry, while secretly fighting only to be in contact with one another and to catch the other's attention, even for a single moment. This is why she went to so much trouble to prevent me from finding it! It's the ultimate challenge!"

"Are you alright?" Naruto asked hesitantly.

"I am even better. Ibu, since Kio has apparently betrayed us at the moment, there's going to be even more of a change in plans. We'll have to put in a bit of effort to lead him back to our hideout before Kio arrives. And the you're going to have to stall while we...chat for a bit. "

"Yes sir."

"Oh and Ibu?"

"Yes?"

"I'll need you to watch over him until we get there." he said before making the familiar hand signs once again. Ibu quickly caught the slumped bodies before heading to their headquarters. The entire time he went at a moderately slow pace, flaring his chakra every once in a while, ensuring that the Uchiha heir would pick up on it soon.

Inside Naruto's mind

(Just so you know, Kyuubi is gonna be a girl. Anyone want to debate about it? Then show me what you got!)

"What the heck? This wasn't suppose to happen! Where am I?" he said shocked.

It was dark and damp. All around him it was pitch black, so dark he could barely see what was around him. But by the dripping sounds that echoed around him and the slight spatter sound he made when he walked, he was most likely stepping through puddles of what he really didn't want to know. It was as if he was in a poorly made basement. At the end of the hall there was the silhouette of a door with a red light glowing from around the cracks. There was an intense chakra flow coming from behind that door, and he knew that was most likely where he'd get some answers.

'What is this kid hiding in here?' he thought in awe. As he entered the room, he saw it was empty except for a huge barred cage with a tag that had the kanji of 'seal' on it.

"What are you doing here?" a voice asked. He turned behind him to see a smaller version of what appeared to be Naruto looking at him curiously. (1)

"I believe he's trying to control our mind right now kit" a feral voice said behind him. He looked to see ruby red eyes and a very generous amount or razor-sharp teeth gleaming at him.

"Who...who are you?" he asked with wide eyes.

"Did you really think you could try to possess a mind that's already possessed by someone else? Though it may be hard to believe with all of the empty space in here, this head isn't big enough for the two of us. I think it's unanimous which one is worthy of staying here"

"Oi! That's not nice Kyuu-chan!"

"I told you not to call me that!" the youkai bellowed.

"Kyuu-chan...that can't possibly mean you're the...the..." he stammered.

"You are correct human. I am the great Kyuubi no Kitsune. And you are trespassing right now. Leave quickly and I will spare your life"

"Stop scaring him. He's already about to faint" the younger Naruto said

"K...Kyuubi? As in the Nine Tailed Fox that nearly destroyed the village 17 years ago?"

"Yup that's him!"

"But...how?"

"You seem smart for your age. Take a look around, and answer that question yourself" she answered with annoyance.

"You weren't killed...Just sealed in to Naruto?" he said remembering the tag on the cage.

"Yes. And I some times believe that this was a punishment even worse than death."

"I understand now. This is why I was not able to control him. There's too much chakra to get through even with the seal"

"Well now you know, so unless you want me to slide one of my tails through these bars and crush you, leave"

"I would. But I have no idea how to. This has never happened before. Do either of you know how?"

"N–"

"Sure we do! Just release it like you would with a genjutsu and you'll wake up in your body again" Naruto cut him off. Akio heard what distinctly sounded like a groan come from the fox.

"There! You've told him how to get out, so don't open your mouth again!" she snapped angrily.

"Hey why are you so mean now? I didn't do anything. It's not my fault that inside here I can't tell-" he began. Suddenly a tail snaked it's way around his mouth in an effort to stop him from speaking.

"Go now, or I'll never hear the end of this from the other one"

"Fine. But I need to asked you something Naruto. Why is it that you were disguised as a girl this whole time?"

"Oh that? That was because Baa-chan and Kakashi-sensei told me to, so we could go undercover and get some scrolls in this town. First it was B-ranked but then it got upped to A-rank for some reason" he said carelessly.

'I get it...he has no control over what he says since he's in his subconscious form. Also meaning that because it take a conscious effort, he can't lie'

"Hey Naruto, what do you think of Sakura?"

"I use hate her. She hit me and always screamed at me. I hated her the most when she tried to cling onto my Sasuke every chance that she got. But now she's alright because she's tone down her fangirl-ness. Now she's just like my annoying older sister I suppose. "

"Your Sasuke? I thought you hated him" he said faking a shock voice.

"I only say that because he'd get creeped out if I told him I liked him. That's why I pretend to like Sakura instead"

"Really now? And do you think he fell for it?"

"Of course he did! I may not be a genius like him but smarter than he'll ever be when it comes hiding things. I've got 17 years over him"

"Alright that's enough! Leave before the other one finds out!" Kyuubi growled. her chakra flared and she looked ready to kill the next thing she saw.

Fine. Just one more thing...what do you really think of Sasuke's hair"

"Oh that? Well it's the sexiest thing about him besides his-" (I think we all know what he was going to say)

"GET OUT NOW!" she bellowed. Akio quickly took his leave before he enraged the fox sprit even more. He got all the information he needed anyway. All he had to do was put his new plans in to action.

"Akio-sama! Akio-sama! You're awake I was so worried about you!"

"Where are we?"

"We're inside the hideout. When you both passed out I knew something was wrong. I brought you both here. You two were knocked out for hours so I put up a camouflage jutsu up to hide you since I thought something had gone wrong. It's around 3 in the morning and the Uchiha has been circling this place like a hawk. Then Suichi brought the other two and he's trying to break it now"

"Oh they're here already!? Fine release it but only let brunette in. if you want you can get the rest of the gang to help you out"

"What!?! That's crazy! He'll going psycho and burn the place down. You remember what the older one did!"

"He's not going to do it as long as we have Naruto here"

"But what if Suichi was right? What if they do hate each other"

"Oh ye have little"

"If you're sure..." he said hesitantly.

Well how was that for a chapter? Now please review and tell me what you think because I got bit by a feedback vampire and now I feed off of your comments and reviews. And if I don't have any, I'll go berserk and give everyone vampire rabies, which by the way, is an aphrodisiac to cereal box animals. Hahaha! I'm very evil!

(1) In my story when Naruto is unconscious his inner Naruto is conscious inside of Kyuubi. And also the inner Naruto is the same age Naruto was when he first used the Kyuubi's chakra. It was already explained why he can't lie but if you forgot, when the real Naruto isn't conscious he can't control what he says which means he ultimately tells "the truth and nothing but the truth" ;)