HI Peoples!
Yeah, today I was a litttle off and I didn't want to wait for tomorrow to post up a new chapter, so I made a chapter starring the infamous buddies... Tidus and WAKKKKKAAAA!
As always reminded, please read and review before you exit this wonderful funny fable.
(It does teach a lesson...)
Still, no creative comments. So I will happily say this: I DO NOT own this remarkably fun game created by Square, Square-Enix, or Squaresoft
Tidus and Wakka's Evil, Bad, Terrible, Off the Charts, Not understandable, and Mean little Plan
(Also just a little part of the story reserved for them…)
A Side Chapter of the Everlasting Story...
Cuore della Penombra
(So This Chapter is acatually a Side Story to lessen off Riku's Serious performence in the 1st Chapter)
"Hey Wakka! What'cha doing at the waterfall?" said Tidus (with a devilish smile to touch on his plan). "Hi man! I'm just going to the Secret Place." said Wakka (who, surprisingly, had a mysterious face as well).
"So, ya think their tales are true? I mean, as Sora said, they were unconscious…" said Tidus. Wakka's eyebrows them shot upwards.
"Hey man, you're not doin' anything priceless, are ya?"
Tidus put on a flashy smile, but not as flashy as Riku, for girls would be running after him by now. "Uh, YEAH!!!"
"Then I'm with ya!" screamed Wakka (that the birds on the treetops 50 miles away flew away). Ooooo, those 2 are going to get it!
Then those 2 great buddies walked away, without another sound, for it was they who will make the most fabulous fight Destiny Islands would ever see.
Though right after, Sora would kill Tidus. And Riku would smack a blitzball in to Wakka.
GULP
Meanwhile
"Okay, let's just say that you made me win at--" "Tidus, NOT another word, man! This is serious! I'm not going to let my repetition go down, man!!!"
Tidus snickered. Of course Wakka would say that. "Okay, fine! I'll change it. Though you will need to pay a price…"
"Oh no… you don't go outside telling everyone about my secrets!" screamed Wakka (again). The islanders looked behind them. "Uh, Wakka, why did you choose the MARKET PLACE!!!" Tidus was now like a plump, red or scarlet tomato. "Okay, let's move!"
After they moved away from the very public place, they made their sneakiest plan ever! I mean, they aren't Mr. Goody Two Shoes. "Okay, here's what to do! Blah blah blah!"
Wakka's eyes soon grown big. "Tidus, I can't believe I'm saying this, but you're a genius! Now we can finally see those cool wea--" "Shush! Not another word!" said Tidus, looking around the Seaside Shack warily.
MEANWHILE!
"La la la la la la LAAAAAA!" said a very hyper girl. She was walking around in her shoes, kicking the sand wherever she goes. Then, Wakka's infamous scream reached her (the 2nd time). She then creased her lips to make a very stern smile.
"AHA! Here you are! Now…
whatplanareyouusingtomakesoaraandrikutotakeouttheirweapons…andmaybekairi'sultrasuperspectacularone?
A long silence could be heard.
"Um, Selphie, um, did you actually see theirs?" the pair said in unison. "Yeah, loads of times! Sora, Riku, and Kairi spar all the time!" said Selphie in a chipper voice.
Tidus slowly turned his head to Wakka, whose head was already turned to Tidus.
They, in a flash, their heads spun to Selphie.
"You know what, I'm still going with this plan."
However…
"Okay, Tidus, I've got one thing to say!" said Wakka in a serious voice.
"DON"T TELL THIS TO ANYONE!"
Tidus, again, smiled mischievously. "Oh yeah, you owe me another one! Last time I counted, you owe me about 749 times!" "Grrrr…."
At that moment, Wakka said something he wouldn't have ever said.
"MAN! Tidus, ya gonna say sorry or else, man!"
End of Chapter 3/ Prelude/Whatever you want to call it
Author's Corner
Welcome back to Earth! I hope this is enough to make you laugh! Unfortunately, the story will have to go on. I'm going wayyyyyyyyy off.
I hope this will actually make more people pass CH 1.
Anyway, Squaresoft had those names. Just as a side fact.
I hope I can make this story move along.
Read and Review! I've only had 1 true review out of all the extremly dedicated writers of this site! This person I give my Humble thanks!!!!
Next chapter I'll tell the person unless they don't want to be.
animelover07
PS- Should I do the new story or finish this one?
PSS- Thanks for reading this far!!!
PSSS- I should truly live up to my name. I should make a story for anime!