AN/ Mwahahahah1!! We are now going to torture Jacob Black!!. Ha!
Disclaimer: if I owned Twilight, I could happily declare Edward to be mine. Sadly I cant do that unless I want to go to jail.
Kylie's POV
"Daytona," I said, "get the stuff." I started to do the evil laugh/snort thing, but stupid Jacob had to ruin it.
"Why does every one want to kill me?" I stared at him for a minute before answering.
"Well duh. You did a series of things that made us hate you.
You insulted Edward
You kissed Bella
You kissed Bella again!
You made Bella like it!
You broke her hand
And just cant except that she and Edward are meant for each other." I
stated, finished with my little rant. He must be really stupid to not understand why we all hate him.
"Yes! And she still picked that bloodsucker! You people should pity me!" he exclaimed desperately.
"Things don't always go your way. Get over it." I lectured.
Then Daytona came back in with the bag of torture stuff. I took the curling iron out and stared at his horrified face. Together, Sam and I started to curl his shoulder length 'silky' black hair. It was fun!
Then, we took out the make up.
"No! No! Please, No!!" Jacob begged but of coarse we didn't listen. We never listen.
We gave him some blush first, Then some Eyeliner and mascara. We had an argument about what color eye shadow to use. Jacob used that time to try to scoot his chair towards the door to get away, but Sam caught him. We ended up using fuisha. We used a very pretty purple/ burgundy lipstick on him.
After we got that done, we shoved his face into the pecan pie. And we watched as he screamed in pain as his face sizzled.
Then suddenly, I heard Daytona scream. "Oh my god there is a person outside the window!!"
I looked toward the widow and sure enough there was –Ashes123- with a bag of marshmallows.
She took a marshmallow out of the bag and threw it into Jacobs's mouth.
"Oh my god! It burns!!" he said as he swallowed it.
We looked back to –Ashes123- and she waved her arms and said
"You didn't see ANYTHING!" in a very creepy voice and disappeared in a cloud of smoke.
Daytona just shrugged and plugged in the blender.
AN/ Yes the next chapter is the end. But I am writing a sequel!! Actually I am writing 3 sequels to this story.
I actually have a Jacob quote for this chapter from New Moon.
"What a marshmallow." It refers to Mike.