AN/ Yes, I am about to kill Jacob even though I have gotten a death threat claiming:
"You will die in seven days for even touching my husband."
I could swear that the title says to stay away Jacob lovers, but you know some people don't read. I know this is insulting, but if you don't like something's plot, you shouldn't read the story. I can understand if you didn't expect something, but come on; the title is about his death!!
Sorry, that just made my top 10 pet peeves.
Disclaimer: no!! I don't own it!! Why? Because life ISNT FAIR!!!
Edward and Bella said so.
Kylie's POV
Daytona plugged in the blender. Jacob stared in horror.
"Wha what's that for?" he stammered. He had gone pale. Good. He should be scared. Very scared. Pee your pants scared. And thankfully that is just how scared he looked.
"You'll find out in about" I looked at my watch, "5 4 3 2 1…" just then the blender started going on Chop/Liquefy.
"No! No!!" Jacob screamed, finally understanding what the blender was for. (You are so totally lost right now aren't you? Lol.)
"Oh yes." Sam corrected. We all lifted Jacob into the blender and quickly slapped the lid on. We listened to his girly scream as the blender chopped him up.
"Eww, look at the blood." Daytona said. And indeed it was disgusting.
"Ewwwwwww!!!!!" we all yelled at the same time.
"Okay! Beat/ Purée!! I yelled. And it was switched, back and forth, until the screaming stopped.
We looked at it for a moment before we decided that he was indeed dead. Just then, Crazy is what I aim for ran in with her army of plushies.
"Aww, man!! You killed him already!" she complained. Just then there was an awful moan coming from the blender. "Oh my Carlisle!! Evil plushies of doom attack!!! She shrieked. The plushies of doom pounced on the blender and finished Jake off with there terrible plushieness.
"Cool, we made a Jacob smoothie." Sam said. "Who wants to try it first?" she asked looking around. We all just stared at her.
"Right." Crazy said, dragging out the word. "I'm going to go now." She finished. Walking by me to the door she whispered, " they scare me." I whispered back
"They scare me too." And they did. But, they scare every one. Of coarse that is not the point, because at that moment, Sam, Daytona, and I heard sirens off in the distance.
"Oh Crap!!" Daytona said.
"Run!!" I yelled.
And Sam, Daytona, and I ran off to hide in the forest.
AN/ okay I know I said this would be the last chapter but I need one more or the next one won't make much sense.
Jacobs's death may have been violent, yes, but it was very interesting:
Death by blenders.
Kind of cool.
REVIEW!!
And don't ask to be in the next chapter, because that one isn't open for ideas, I know how I HAVE to end this or it wont make sense, and I don't want to feel bad about not putting people in it. Sorry.