Turndown

by VampiressE12B

Bella said that it was obvios that Edward Turned Jessica down. What do you think this is about? a little bit of Jess fluff at the end. who ever gives jessica fluff? Me. she deserves a little.

4. Authors note

Authors note!!

Okay! I have to clear this up some!

This book is real! It exists!! When it says that part about the photo in the ham sandwich it is being sarcastic! Nothing is that retarded. It is part of the American Girl library. It IS meant for 5th graders but it is not my fault Jessica is stupid.

I do own the Book. I got it for Christmas a few years back. The summary is

Surviving crushes, Staying true to yourself, and other stuff.

Does every one get it? Good.

It also has a few more things like

Mistake of the day.

Example: don't follow him around all day. Jessica is going to do that! I did not imagine this up.

Ok I am done with my little rant.

-VampiressE12B