AN/ Yes! Finally, I get to do Edward's POV! I have been waiting to do this just as long as you have to read it!! YAY EDWARD'S POV!!
Disclaimer: Me: I own Twilight I own Twilight!!
Edward: No you don't! Stephanie Meyer does!
Me: Your being mean! I am telling!
Edward: Who?
Me: (shmiles shmugly) Bella. (Runs off to tell Bella)
Edward: Wait no! Please don't!
EDWARD'S POV
I HATE forks. The people here are stranger than anywhere else. Today Lauren (insert last name here if you know it.) came up to Jasper and me outside our 3rd hour asking for help with her science homework. What kind of town is it where people walk up to the new kids and ask about science? This town was so whacked up.
That's what I was thinking about before Lauren's thoughts caught up with me. Hurry up, jess! God! How long does it take to break into a locker?!
Oh crap! Was that why she was asking these stupid 5th grade questions? (AN/ haha! 5th grade!) I was being distracted! Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap!
" Hey, Lauren?" I asked it as if I didn't know for sure if that was her name. Not because I wanted to look normal. Really it was just to annoy her! Ha! I was so evil. I did my evil laugh in my head. Mwahwhhahahahahah!!!
"Yeah Edward?" Her reply brought me back to the horror that was the real world.
"
I really need to get to my locker." Just when I said this, Jessica
Stanley came around the corner.
I tried to read her thoughts to
see what the heck she did to my locker, but all I got was "OMG!
He is so hott! OMG! He is so hott!" over and Over and OVER!!!
"Hey, Lauren. We need to get to lunch." Was all she said. They walked away to the cafeteria.
"Uh. Edward?" Jasper started "What was all that about?"
" I think Jessica Stanley broke into o my locker." Was all I said before Jasper walked away. But I could still hear his thoughts.
"The only and best perk to moving every few years. Edward gets stalked every time." He started cracking up in his head.
" This isn't funny Jasper!" I called to him before running full vampire speed to my locker. What had she done?
While I ran I started thinking about something. I needed to eat Jessica. I wondered if Carlisle would be okay with that? Probably not. Oh well, he would just have to deal. No! Bad Edward! Do not eat the innocent, or, well, semi innocent humans! I told myself.
I had to tell myself that about 5 more times before I realized I was at my locker.
I did the combination and watched as the door slowly opened.
AN/ oh I know I'm evil! I am crying right now because I was laughing so much while I typed this that I started crying! I am VERY satisfied with this chapter and I hope you are too! If you are REVIEW!
