What the heck: part 2

AN/ please tell me that I am doing good with Edward's POV? Also, some people are a little bit confuseded. This is when the Cullen's first moved here. Bella wont be coming for another 2 years. She is not part of this story! Edward doesn't know she exists.

Disclaimer: Me: Bella!

Bella: What?

Me: Edward's being mean!

Me: Tell's Bella what Edward said about not owning twilight.

Bella: Gasps

Edward: no Bella! Don't believe her!

Bella: Slaps Edward

Edward: OWWW!

Bella: you know how sensitive she is about not owning twilight!

Me: sticks tongue out at Edward.

Edward's POV

It was- it was- it was

Completely the same as I left it? But I knew that Jessica was in it? It had her disgusting fishy smell all over it!

There was no way she just broke in to it and left it alone! Oh well. I guess it was just one of those things where a person is just too messed up to even steal things.

I met Jasper outside the cafeteria door after I got my lunch. When we sat down, Alice and Emmett were already there. Jasper and Alice's thoughts were all

I love her

I missed him

I just rolled my eyes and asked Emmett where Rosalie was.

" Edward, she hasn't looked at herself in 2 hours, where do you think she is?"

I nodded. Rosalie was so vain.

I started to pick apart my Turkey sandwich, when suddenly I tore at something paperish. I pulled it out. It was right between the turkey and the lettuce, so the image was unharmed.

It was a photo of Jessica Stanley. In my sandwich!!? What the heck was it doing in there?! Emmett noticed my shocked expression.

"Whose stalking you now?" was all he asked. Alice looked at it.

"Jessica Stanley? You know, Edward, you attract the WEIRDEST people." Was all she said. They were used to people stalking me by now.

I knew I attracted freaks. I would live alone in a cave if it would get rid of my stalkers.

I looked up when I heard Jessica's thoughts "Edward. Edward. Edward/ Edward." It was driving me crazy! I got up, threw away my 'lunch' (and the picture.) and left the cafeteria.

The last thing I thought before getting in my car was Jessica will be eaten! And I drove away.

AN/ I know that Edward is totally out of character but it wouldn't be funny otherwise. Please forgive me.