AN/ he he! Edward's getting flash backs of all the people who stalked him! Hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahah!! REVIEW IF YOU LOVE ME!! Or if you (sob) don't! (Has a little sob fest then suddenly gets all happy again) I LOVE TWILIGHT AND EDWARD AND FORKS AND THE WORLD!! Or do I?
Disclaimer: Emmett: V, I can't believe you beat up my wife!
Me: she started it!
Emmett: Dude, you have to go, now.
Me: I'll get you for this, Emmett! When I own Twilight, you'll be the first to go!! (Disappears in a cloud of smoke)
Eerie voice Mwahahahahaha! HA!
EDWARD'S POV
I hid in my car and listened to music instead of going back to class. That way I didn't snap and kill Jessica Stanley. I had never met a human whose blood actually made me nauseous. It was pretty scary.
I realized that Jasper was right. I DID get stalked every time we moved! It was seriously creepy. Even though I got stalked every time, I only remembered the weirdest one's. The ones like Jessica.
Beth; 1934: I was just starting out as a soulless creature from hell, and it was my first time going to school since being changed. I was so young and innocent (ha! Yeah right! Lets take a vote, shall we reviewers? How many of you think that In 1934 Edward was as sweet and innocent as can be? I'll post the results up in the next chapter. Okay! Back to the story!) She was a fairly attractive girl with green eyes and dark red hair. She had more than a thousand freckles on her face and half the school's population thought that she was, and I quote, 'the most adowable girl in the world!' But they didn't know. She wasn't as sweet as she seemed. In science class she daydreamed about what she would do with her Barbie's when she got home. She thought about their demise! Mostly she was caught in between taking them out to the woodpile and chopping their heads off and slowly incapitating them then feeding them to her cat, Bon Bon. I was terrified when I realized that she was fallowing me home every day after school.
I never did get over my fear of Barbie's after that.
Happy; 1939: Yes happy. Her name was Happy. Do you know what kind of emotions she had; Happy. How about her thoughts; Happy. And it was war for Christ's sake!
Jamie; 1945: Jamie was pretty I'll giver her that, but she was the stupidest girl on the planet. Every day she forgot my name and had to ask me. Then she would follow me around school and beg me for a clickie pen. One day she came up to me, gave me puppy eyes, and handed me a pudding cup! Rose never let it go.
Kora; 1952: Beautiful name, not so beautiful girl. When a girl with a unabrow stalks you, you tend to remember it.
Kylie; 1963: cute girl, but a bit obsessive. All that when on in her head all day was 'Edward Edward Edward' when she was called on in class for an answer do you know what she said? ' Edward?'
Frank; 1987: Yes I said frank as in male. Enough said. It scared me for life.
Jessica was definantly going on my Creepiest Stalkers list.
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