November the 24th.
Potions classroom.
1:05 P.M
Potions class with Professor Slughorne.
What fun. My dear little friend, there is something that you must learn in this cruel, vengeful world.
Never sit behind Severus Snape. I can smell the greasiness! Eww! I envy you for you cannot smell.
Or can you?
(silence)
Wouldn't it be so funny if I just . Cough. Accidentally added some Zonko's exploding powder to my EX best friends potion?
.(more silence)
..I'm glad you agree. I shall be back! heroic music plays in the background.
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Sirius, ever so stealthily sneaks over to Jame's Potter's "levitation potion" He then distracts them all expertly and ever so quickly slips a fine powder into the bubbling yellow substance thats held in the brass cauldron.
Translation: Sirius, only managing to knock over 5 beakers of various potion ingredients on his way to James' cauldron. Then, by creating a scene by pointing at a wall and yelling "FIRE MONKEY! FIRE MONKEY!" While everyone is "distracted" AKA, staring at him as though he had just transformed into a seedless grape. He throws the exploding powder in the general direction of the cauldron and some actually goes in. Then he runs like a mad man back to his seat.
There is a loud poof of smoke from James' cauldron and a big yellow clock flies out. Yes flies. It has wings, great big wings that look like ... really big wings ... with scales.
And yes I am aware I misspelled flies. Or at least I think I did.
In horror Sirius looks down at the packet from which he had got the "zonko's exploding powder" from, he realized that that is not actually what it was.
Isn't this sad.
November the 24th.
Hospital Wing. Detention.
9:16 P.M
Why did you talk me into doing that? You are such a mean,backstabbing book! You evil! Deceiving! ... Don't look at me like that. ... ... ... ... I'm sorry! How could I ever be mad at you!
( Large wet spot on paper )
I wasn't crying.
Well, this is a fun way to pass the time. Instead of scrubbing bedpans I can talk to you. Or... er ... write. Oh well. Same thing ... sort of.
I'm so hungry! They made me miss supper! I just may starve... I want you to know, I leave all my possessions to you.
I see a bright light!
Their coming for me!
No ..wait .. its just a window... I shall bide my time.
I'm hungry.
No, cancel that ... I am starving! Or famished! Whichever is hungrier.
Oh! Pudding!
November the 24th.
Hospital wing. Detention.
9:22 P.M
Oh dear Lord.
That was far from pudding!
Who would do that?
Evil beings ... thats who.
Well I've lost my apatite,I must go now and rinse my mouth. . .. For the 49th time.
November the 24th
Still the Hospital wing. Still serving detention.
9: 34 P.M
Madam Pomphrey caught me rinsing my mouth.
She made me stop.
She is such a monkey spanker.
She is reading this over my shoulder right now.
November the 25th
Boys dormitories.
8:00P.M
That old monkey spanking. Wet. Sad... I have no words awful enough to describe this person. I don't even want to say -er- write her name. So from now on she will be referred to as ... stuffed monkey. Yes. Thats it. Stuffed monkey! Aren't I creative!
Fine, thats what Remus called the Slytherin quidditch team captain last year. But still I get some credit for remembering it ... don't I?
You are so hypocritical.
Yes.. I do know what that means! I'm not a window! Or a ... paper weight.
So, because the cough stuffed monkey ... saw what I wrote, I was in the hospital wing all day today scrubbing tongue depressors!
Isn't that just sad?
I mean, we don't even use them after somebody else has... Do we?
Sirius cringed and silently made a vow to NEVER GET SICK AGAIN!
November the 26th.
Hospital wing.
12:00 P.M
I am sick.
Now I must suffer though the ... stuffed monkey ... prodding me with Reused tongue depressors!
How cruel is this world!
Oh look. Its my old friends coming to see if I'm all right?
If they think I'm just going to open up to them with open arms they've got another thing coming. I'll tell you that right now!
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"Look Padfoot. I'm sorry if we made you feel ... unwanted." James started, staring at his shoes.
"And sad." Peter added.
"And useless." Remus cut in.
"And possibly stressed enough to start writing in some book." Peter added again.
"Well, you think I'm just going to forgive and forget ... Sirius was cut off.
James held out a chicken leg.
"I missed you guys!" Sirius said, hugging his friends in a totally manly way and then grabbing the chicken leg and devouring it.
As he did you he chucked the book across the room.
At the sound of something hard slamming up against the floor of the hospital wing, Lily Evans peeked around the corner to see a worn leather diary on the floor.
"Hey, this is mine..." she started.
She looked around at the guys and quickly opened it to make sure.
Only to see her name scratched out and replaced with..
"SIRIUS BLACK!" Lily bellowed.
There was a loud squeaking noise.
"Hide me."Sirius whimpered.
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A/N: I have no idea where this all came from. Very random... And short. I needed stress relief.
Major high fives to JosieMegan! My bestest fwend eber! Who gave me random object names.
That was sad.
Anyways. Please review. Or don't bother. I s'pose it doesn't really matter much. My story sucks either way. LOL.
Ttul x0x. Much l0ve KatrinaLee