AN/ I feel like I have been getting writers block a lot lately. So if most of my Jessica chapter's feel like a filler chapter, either it is or I just do Edward better.
Disclaimer: Every one knows that I own Frank the clicky pen instead of the rights. Would you like to know how I got Frank? Too bad, I'm telling you any way!
It was just a normal day of me begging for the rights.
Me: Stephanie? Can I have the rights?
SM: No! Stop asking me!
Me: Please?
SM: if I give you something else will you go away?
Me: Maybe.
SM: fine here's a pen. Go away.
And that is how I acquired Frank the clicky pen.
Jessica's POV
I went and got my emergency blue jeans and "Bite Me" tee shirt (AN/ oh the irony. By the way, I own that shirt!) To change into. I always kept spare clothing with me. I also grabbed the white hooker heels. (I always thought those were stupid. Can you see Jessica wearing them thinking she was the most awesome thing alive?) I went to the bathroom and changed into them. I put Melanie's clothes in my locker to give back to Lauren after school.
I grabbed the SGGTB and started flipping threw the pages. Just as Emmett Cullen walked by I found the perfect one.
"Ah Ha!!!!" I screamed! Emmett Jumped and put his hands up above his head.
" I swear it wasn't me! I don't know what blender your talking about! I didn't steal Jaspers porcupine! Jasper made me steal Edward's piano! No! I am not a vampire I don't know what you're talking about!"
Every one in the hallway just stopped and stared. This guy was crazy.
"Umm, okay. Edward has a piano?" I didn't know that.
Suddenly Rosalie Hale appeared and started to drag Emmett away by his ear. He followed crying out in pain.
That family was weird.
Any way, the next step was flirt till you drop. But seeing as it was almost time for 7th hour, I would have to try that tomorrow.
AN/ I am going to write a story about a blender. Trust me. Jacob haters will love it.