AN/ Okay, remember I said I would write a blender story? Yeah its up so read it. But if you like Jacob don't read it because it is about him dying. If you are wondering how that fits in with a blender you must be stupid because the answer is obvious.
Disclaimer: No I don't own Twilight! Why do you think I am so bitter!
Edward's POV
After Sandy puked on her, Jessica went to change. She was so embarrassed I almost felt sorry for her, until I saw the shirt she was wearing in the parking lot.
'Bite me' it read. I most certainly will NOT bite her! She smells like dead fish! I was very insulted.
She caught me scowling at her, and waved at me. She was pathetic.
"Hey, Edward." Alice said, "What are you giving the death glare?" she asked and her eyes found Jessica and her insulting shirt.
"Edward, don't feel bad. She doesn't know that you are a vampire."
"Is Edward getting all masochistic again?" Rosalie asked, sliding into the car.
"No" Alice answered "Jessica Stanley is wearing a shirt that holds a very sensitive topic for Edward." She turned to me. "Its okay, Edward. Just let it all out."
I scowled at her and gave HER the death glare. She scolded me in her thoughts
Geese I was just trying to help. No need to get all moody about it.
I just rolled my eyes and waited for Emmett and Jasper.
While we were waiting, Rosalie told us about Emmett's little show in the hallway. So it was Emmett who stole my piano and replaced it with a stupid triangle. I LOATHE the triangle with the fiery passion of a thousand suns.
Any way. Jasper and Emmett got in the car and I drove back home, plotting my revenge the whole time.
AN/ did you like my triangle reference? I did. Why does every one think Edward's POV is so hard? I think Bella's is harder.