Hi! I'm Aquiella, or Aqua for short. I write in script format and nothing else. If you don't like it then stop reading my stuff! XD Till I get better at writing fan stories, I'll be doing little bantering skits for your enjoyment. I'm pretty good at spelling and grammar but If you spot something that isn't right, don't hesitate to let me know! As long as you don't flame me, we'll get along great! Have fun!
Aqua
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Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha. If I did I wouldn't be writing this for you all!
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Author: Now guys, I'm leaving and I want you to behave while I'm gone. Understand?
Rin, Sesshomaru, Inuyasha, Shippo, Kagome, Sango, Miroku, and Kohaku: Okay.
Author: Rin? I'm leaving you and Kohaku in charge while I'm gone.
Everyone but Rin and Kohaku: WHAAAT??
Author: They're the only ones I can trust. glare Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: What? guilty look
Author: sigh Alright. Be back in a few hours. Bye!
She leaves and soon the sound of the car motor fades into the distance.
Inuyasha: It's about time!! I thought she'd never leave!
Kohaku: Huh? What are you up to Inuyasha?
Inuyasha: fake innocence Noooothing. leaves
Sesshomaru: If you need me, I'll be in a tree, contemplating the meaning of lint. also leaves
Rin: Hey wait!
Shippo: I'm off to play videogames!! dashes to the livingroom
Kohaku: sigh Anyone else?
Sango: I'm going for a bath.
Miroku: lecherous grin Me too.
Sango: Oh no you don't!!
Miroku: grumble Oh alright. I'll go play videogames with Shippo.
He and Sango both leave, albeit, in opposite directions.
Rin: Will Kagome-chan be staying with Rin?
Kagome: Sure.
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Upstairs...
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Inuyasha: whispering into the phone ...yeah. And all your friends too! Okay. Bye.
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Ten minutes later...
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Ding Dong!!
Rin: Rin will get it!! opens door Uh... can Rin help you?
Kagome: from the kitchen Rin there's a peephole for a reason!
Man: Yeah kid. I'm here for the party?
Rin: Rin doesn't know about a party.
Inuyasha comes downstairs
Inuyasha: Hey Kouga!!
Kouga: Hey Inuyasha!!
Inuyasha: Come on in!!
Rin: Rin thinks that isn't such a good idea.
Kouga, who is now inside: Do I smell cookies?
Rin: Rin, Kohaku and Kagome-chan are making cookies!
Kouga: Riiight. whisper Hey Inuyasha? Why does she talk in the third person?
Inuyasha: also whispering Dunno. I guess because Sess does. Don't ask me where he got it from though.
Ding Dong!
Rin: Rin's got it!
She opens the door to find Ginta, Hakaku and Ayame. Behind them a car pulls up with Naraku, Kagura, Kanna, and Hakudoshi in it. They all proceed to enter the house, much to the dismay of poor Rin.
Rin: Rin doesn't think your allowed to be in here.
Naraku: Pipe down squirt. yells I brought a Keg!!
Several visitors: YEAH!!!
Kagome: pokes her head out of the kitchen No! No no no!!! No beer!!
Kagura: Didn't ask you.
Inuyasha: You tell her!!
Kagome: glare Osuwari.
WHAM!!!!
Inuyasha: ...owie.
Hakudoshi: Are those cookies I smell? I want some!
Kagome: No. No cookies for you.
Hakudoshi: Aww maaaan. Hey Naraku? Can I have some beer?
Naraku: No. Your too young.
Hakudoshi: Waaah! goes and sulks in their car
Shippo: GIVE IT BACK!!!
Shippo runs in crying and glomps Kagome's leg.
Kagome: What's wrong Shippo?
Shippo: Kanna and Ayame took my game away and are beating up Miroku. Waaah!!!
Kagome: Oy. There there Shippo. Why don't you go have a cookie? They're chocolate chip.
Shippo: YAY!! goes to get cookies
Kohaku: comes out of the kitchen Um Kagome? Why are there visitors?
Kagome: Dunno. I'm guessing Inuyasha does though.
Inuyasha: No I don't.
Naraku: Thanks for inviting us Inuyasha!
Inuyasha: Aheh! gulp
Kagome: Kohaku would you please go diffuse the apparent situation in the livingroom?
Kohaku: Sure Kagome. removes pink oven mitts and exits
Rin: Rin will go find Sesshomaru-sama. goes upstairs
Kouga: PARTAAAY!!!!
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Upstairs...
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Knock Knock
Sesshomaru: sigh Come in.
Rin: Sesshomaru-sama? Rin has a problem.
Sesshomaru: And?
Rin: Will Sesshomaru-sama come and help Rin get rid of the bad people?
Sesshomaru: Umm...Okay.
Rin: YAY!!
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Back Downstairs...
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This is the current situation that meets Sesshomaru and Rin. Shippo is in the kitchen eating cookies. Miroku is tied up with the phone cord and stuffed in the third shelf of a bookcase in the livingroom. Kanna and Ayame are fighting over who gets to be 'first controller' and end up breaking the game system in the process. Kohaku is trying his hardest to get Miroku un-stuck. Sango is nowhere to be found cause she's still in the shower, oblivious to what's going on. Hakudoshi is sulking in the backseat of the car that got him here. Kagome is grilling Inuyasha about what happened to get to this point. Inuyasha is getting sat every time he gives Kagome an answer she doesn't like. Naraku and Kouga are fighting over what brand of beer is better, Bud Light or Budweiser. And Ginta and Hakaku are getting drunk off the keg and flirting with a very irritable looking Kagura. Needless to say, Sesshomaru isn't too happy.
Sesshomaru: Riiight. Follow me Rin.
Rin: Okay Sesshomaru-sama.
Sesshomaru leaves Rin in the kitchen with Shippo and tries to stop Kagura from killing the two wolves.
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In the Kitchen...
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Kohaku managed to drag Moroku, still tied with the phone cord, into the kitchen. He sees Rin and Shippo munching cookies, their hands and faces smeared with chocolate. After cleaning them up, he and Rin, along with Shippo and Miroku, try to decide how to fix the house before the Author gets back.
Kohaku: Rin? We're going to get in big trouble unless we can get this mess cleaned up ant the 'party-goers' out of here.
Rin: Rin thinks we need a plan.
Shippo: Yep. munches cookie
Miroku: If you could untie me, I'd be glad to help.
Shippo: You don't need to be untied to think, Miroku.
Miroku: Right. I forgot. Sorry.
Shippo: Suuure you did, monk.
Kohaku: Focus you two. We need help.
Just then, Sango comes downstairs and into the kitchen wearing a pink halter top and black sweat pants. She is yet to see the mess and assumes that the noise is from everyone watching Jerry Springer or something.
Sango: Kohaku? Why are you, Shippo, Rin, and Miroku huddled on the kitchen floor? And, come to think of it, why is Miroku tied up with the phone cord?
Shippo: Umm...
Miroku: Ahh! Sango, my dear! You look lovely today! Are those wildflowers I sme-
THUNK!
Shippo: Shut it, monk.
Sango: Alright. Ignoring the comment about my bodysoap, what is going on?
Rin: Rin was making cookies with Kohaku and Kagome-chan when people started showing up at the door.
Sango: What kind of people?
Rin: Umm... Rin isn't sure. Rin didn't get a good look at them, but Rin thinks one of them was Kouga.
Miroku: I was tied up and shoved in a bookcase and Naraku brought a keg-
Sango: Naraku is here? And there is beer? There are minors in this house!! There shouldn't be any- realization Miroku? Is there a party in this house?
Miroku: Yes Sango but-
Sango: Your dead, monk.
Miroku: But I had nothing to do with it this time!
Shippo: This time?
Miroku: ...uuuh... sweatdrop
Rin: Rin is telling on you!!
Miroku: (crud)
Kohaku: Sister? Do you think you could help us to fix this mess? I don't think they'll listen to me or Rin.
Sango: Yes Kohaku I'll help.
Rin: Rin still thinks we need a plan.
Sango: Your right dearie. We do. And I've got one.
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20 Minutes Later...
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Four humans and a kitsune come downstairs looking like their going into battle. Sango is in her hunter uniform, her Hiraikotsu in hand. Kohaku is also in his hunter uniform, but instead of his usual weapon, he is brandishing a baseball bat. And Miroku has his staff. Rin has a video camera and Shippo is carrying several disposable cameras, courtesy of Miroku, to catch the impending violence. For posterity, of course.
When they leave the kitchen, they are met with the following scene: Sesshomaru and Kagura are beating the living daylights out of Ginta and Hakaku for implying that the two were going out, Naraku is hitting on Kagome, Kouga is teasing Inuyasha for being sat, Inuyasha is out cold at the bottom of a very large hanyo-shaped hole in the floor, Kanna is trying to fix the game system she and Ayame destroyed while Ayame complains that she's messing it up, and Hakudoshi is sleeping in the backseat of Naraku's car.
Sango: stunned silence
Miroku: stunned silence
Kohaku: stunned silence
Rin: takes a picture
Shippo: We are so dead.
Miroku snaps out of it before Sango does and takes the opportunity to grope his poor comrad. That seems enough to get Sango to come to and she whacks the monk on the head with her Hiraikotsu. The monk now has a rather large lump on his head.
Sango: Hoshi-sama. You take care of inuyasha and Kouga. I'll take Naraku and Kagome. Kohaku, would you go and save the wolves from Sesshomaru and Kagura? We'll help you when we can.
Miroku and Kohaku: Right!!
Rin: What about Rin and Shippo?
Sango: That's what the cameras are for. I want you two to get this on film! I want to remember this. diabolical grin
Shippo and Rin: Right!
Sango: And...GO!
Miroku heads over to Kouga and begins whapping him on the head.
Kouga: What are you doing Monk?
Miroku: Uhh... trying to get you out of the house?
Kouga: Wrong way to do it. Miroku is sent through the wall Much better.
Miroku is out cold in the rubble of what used to be a kitchen wall while Kouga goes back to teasing Inuyasha, who is now beginning to regain consciousness. Meanwhile, Sango is over near Naraku and Kagome, trying to break them up without beating them over the head with her boomerang. It isn't working.
Sango: Naraku stop it!
Naraku: Not before she does!
Sango: Kagome, please?
Kagome: He started it!!
Naraku: No I didn't!
Kagome: You liar!! You did so!!!
Sango: sigh Lets try this again. Naraku! Stop fighting with Kagome!!
Across the room, Kohaku isn't faring any better with his task.
Kohaku: Sesshomaru-sama? Please stop smacking Ginta.
Sesshomaru: This Sesshomaru is having far to much fun beating the snot from this puny wolf to consider stopping.
Kohaku: Kagura? Will you please not hit Hakaku anymore?
Kagura: Not on your life kid! This is the most fun I've had in years!!
Rin is running up to everyone and taking their pictures while Shippo is hanging upside-down from the livingroom ceiling with his camera. It is too loud for even a full demon to hear anything other than what is in the room, so nobody notices the sound of a car pulling in the driveway, the sound of the car turning off, the sound of car doors closing, the beep of the car alarm being turned on, or the sound of the door opening. They don't even notice the sound of a jaw hitting the floor and grocery bacs falling to the ground.
Author: completely stunned, mortified, unbelieving silence
Shippo is the first to notice and, accidentally dropping the camera on Naraku's head, he launches himself from his place on the ceiling to the shoulder of the shocked Author.
Shippo: Author!!! I missed you!!
Rin: Author? YAY!!! The Author is back!! clings to the Author's leg Rin missed you Miss Author!!
Author: ... uh... umm... wha... I... uhh... Rin?
Rin: Yes?
Author: ...what...happened??
Rin: Rin and Shippo were helping Sango and Miroku and Kohaku to stop the party!!!
Author: Party?
Rin: Oops.
Author: WHAT PARTY!?!?!?
Everyone stands stock still and slowly, they turn to the front door.
Author: Well? Anybody care to explain?
Inuyasha: crawls from the hole Hnrrgh. Hi. When did you ...get ...back. notices the mess Uh oh.
Author: Your damn right 'uh oh'!!! Everyone who wasn't here when I left... GET OUT!!!
Naraku grabs Kanna under his arm and rushes out the door with Kagura close behind. Kouga and Ayame take the unconscious and bruised Ginta and Hakaku to their car and leave. Sesshomaru looks a bit guilty at having been caught in the middle of the mess. Sango and Kohaku help a dazed Miroku from the remains of the kitchen wall. Kagome starts crying. And Inuyasha looks like he just got sat for no reason.
Author: Who did this.
Inuyasha: Not me!!
Author: Inuyasha your in big trouble.
Inuyasha: What? Why me!?!
Author: Because your the only one here that is stupid enough to pull this.
Inuyasha: Oh...hey wait!
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Later...
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Everyone besides Inuyasha, Kagome and the Author are in their respective rooms for the rest of the day for letting the partygoers into the house at all. Inuyasha is being forced to clean the ENTIRE house as punishment while the Author watches to make sure he doesn't screw up. Kagome sits him every time the author says he's slacking off or making an unneccesary remark.
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Moral: Don't Piss Off The Author!! The Author Knows All!!!! Twilight Zone Theme
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A/N: I'm aware that this probably could have been better, but I got tired of typing and wanted to finish it up. I think I'll do a few more after this. maybe not as long but definately good.